Special Chapter 58: Azeroth TV King
Just when the god-level void war in the Outland world officially began, the creatures of the Azeroth world were still living their own peaceful lives.
As for whether the Titan God Venerable Sarodar can lead the World Alliance to overthrow that bullshit Void Lord, everyone in the world of Azeroth has no doubt about it.
Anyway, the invincible god is a hooligan... Ahem, how many years have you ever failed in the world? It doesn't make sense at all! So we don't worry, Azeroth will win.
So after the initial worry and panic, everyone quickly calmed down.
We have seen a lot of wind, rain and news, and we have already experienced a hundred battles, so there is no need to panic in small scenes.
As night falls, big cities around the world welcome their own nightlife.
However, in recent times, even the group of Stormwind nobles who live extremely corrupt lives don't like to go out and fool around, and one by one nest in their manors on time, waiting for the opening of that new entertainment.
After the joint launch of the X series of riding rockets, the Black Rope Chaebol and the Rusty Water Chaebol seem to be addicted to cooperation, or perhaps taste the great sweetness of the business covering the world, so they soon jointly launched a new high-tech product.
This thing, to put it bluntly, is a magic TV set of the Azeroth World Crystal Technology version.
Through the special image receiving crystal inside the case, the image is projected onto the glass screen in front of it, and a magical black technology version of the TV is born.
Although it has just been launched, the wealthy goblin United Chaebol has already prepared more than a dozen channel programs in advance, all of which cost a lot of money and invited a group of world celebrities to come and cheer.
And this group of celebrities are also happy to be on the show, after all, they are completely free to play, show the world what they are best at, and earn gold coins by the way while pretending to be forced, and they are big fools who don't do it!
As soon as Goblin TV was launched, it was immediately snapped up all over the world.
The advertising campaign of the United Plutocracy covers every city of the Union and the Horde, and as long as you are not blind or deaf, you can see the propaganda and promotion of all kinds of tricks as soon as you go out every day.
Of course,According to the goblins' style of asking for money,TV is also divided into standard version and top version。
The standard version sells for only 20 gold coins and can receive half of the program channels, and the projection glass screen is only two-thirds the size of the top version.
The top-of-the-line version is up to 100 gold coins, which not only allows you to receive all channels, but also provides a private customization service, allowing you to choose the decoration and even the materials of the TV set by yourself.
Each TV also has a communication crystal built into it, and because there are channels that require instant interaction with viewers, the goblins have created this very advanced business: face-to-face communication with celebrities.
So in the last few months, every night falls, the streets of the major cities are deserted, and the nobles who used to ride in luxurious carriages to the various gold caves or gladiatorial arenas are all gone.
In the aristocratic quarter of Stormwind City, the nobles anxiously stayed up for time, glancing at the delicate wall clock on the wall every few minutes.
Finally, as the crystals on the TV suddenly glowed, the major programs began to be broadcast every night.
"Hello everyone, this is the scene of the war in the outer world, and you can clearly see that the current battle here is extremely fierce... A void monster flew over my head! But as a qualified dwarf frontline reporter, I'm certainly not afraid!"
With the high-pitched voice of the dwarf reporter, the mood of the audience around the world rose to their throats, and they could clearly see through the screen that the Azeroth coalition forces were fighting fiercely, and not far away, a projection of the Titan divine power in the sky was waving the giant sword in its hand, constantly jumping and scolding the street.
"Let's go interview with Lord Sarodar and you can see at this moment... Ahh Ahem, at this moment, you can see that Lord Divine Venerable is bravely and fearlessly scolding the Void Lord who has not dared to show up for a long time, presumably Lord Divine Venerable has already won this war! Lord Divine Venerable, Lord Divine Venerable! I am a special correspondent from Stormwind City, please accept the live broadcast link! Tell me your specific views on this war!"
Boss Hu, who was constantly spewing out the Void Lord and trying to lure him to appear, suddenly heard a sharp voice coming, so he looked down.
Oh, I turned out to be a crazy journalist who wasn't afraid of death, and I heard that the world of Azeroth has now begun to fully popularize live television.
So Boss Hu squatted down and held up the dwarf reporter and the synchronized image crystal in his hand.
"There's nothing wrong with it, buddy, are there any well-wishers who are willing to reward gold coins, let me see how many people are paying attention to the war here, and now I'll show you a stunt of splitting the void blue fat man in front of you... Ahh
As he spoke, he brandished Azeroth's revenge, and with a sword, he slashed through the Void Blue Fat Man in front of him who was trying to escape from the Titan's side, leaving no scum left.
"Oh yes, by the way, advertise, my eldest wife Ellie Sander opened a magic crash course in Sulama City, welcome all mage buddies to sign up for the class, ten classes are now only 10,000 gold coins, vomiting blood big discount, no problem, buddy!"
"Sarodar, what are you doing!
Mr. Sa, who was secretly observing on the floating island, let out a roar at this time.
Boss Hu, who suddenly came back to his senses, immediately put the dwarf reporter back on the ground, "Oh, let's go, go away! Don't bother Lao Tzu to save the world! Hey, hey, the camera, shine in the sky! The Void Lord's dog seems to be coming out!"
The crystal camera immediately shook violently, and the dwarf frontline reporters fled, while focusing the camera on the turbulent endless void in the sky.
The void was condensing, and the body of a giant monster was rapidly taking shape.
"Ahh ”
Zla... Zla...
The signal that was heavily disturbed by the void was finally disconnected, and I don't know if the dwarf front-line reporter ran away or not.
The audience was stunned for a long time, still reminiscing about the god-level live broadcast just now.
After a while, many people began to change the channel, looking for other favorite shows.
"This is the Stormstorm Fortress Live Connection, and our special guest tonight is King Varian Ureon, who will be announcing the Kingdom's official response to the recent incident of the Wild West being harassed by the Cindy Reinforcement bandits. ”
"I hate tribes the most!"
"Your Majesty, you are off topic... ”
"I hate the ministry the most... ”
Resolutely change the channel.
"The essence of magic is actually a trajectory line that can be perceived by the spirit, as long as you master the skills, there is no reason for the spiritual power to remain strong, our magic crash course in Sulama City... ”
Lao Tzu is a warrior, he doesn't understand, charge, change the channel.
"Coo, coo, coo, coo!
"Goo, you're spicy next door! Lao Tzu is a druid! You goblin monster!"
Change the channel...
"This is the Goodnight Tribe, I'm the host Louis Armorbreaker, and today we have the honor to have the last old chief of the tribe, Durotan, to share with us the exquisite and powerful warrior martial arts. ”
"Speaking of Durontal's wild boar breeding, I Durontan has a lot of experience, everyone see, this sow next to me has been carefully cared for a period of time, the coat color is bright, and the meat is compact... ”
"Old chief, you digress... ”
Change the channel!
“Akmsalkyla! Msrrluamula!”
Nima, the brainwashing cult of the ancient god Cthulhu, changed the channel...
"Hello everyone, Lao Tzu is Oscar * Shining Diamond, since you have given so many gold coins, then Lao Tzu will reluctantly tell you about the glorious experience of Lao Tzu in the Tirisfal Glade when he slinged the evil demon dragon Deathwing. ”
Well... All in all, the War for the Void in the Outlands has officially begun, and the creatures of the world of Azeroth continue to enjoy their enjoyable and fulfilling nightlife tonight.