After several attempts to escape were smashed down by the Flying Dragon Zen Staff, the black wind with a head full of bags finally gave in in desperately, and was pulled back by Zhu Bajie's legs like a dead dog.

This scene made Ao Yu dumbfounded, and he didn't come back to his senses until the Flying Dragon Zen Staff turned back into a bracer.

In Hei Feng's small eyes full of anticipation and help, she jumped in front of Yu Gan and said in confusion: "Elder~ How did you get the Zen staff in your hand?" ”

"Lingji Bodhisattva sent it, what's wrong?"

Ao Yu tilted his head and thought for a moment, and said uncertainly: "I always feel that it is somewhat familiar, can you lend me a look?" ”

"I'll wait until I'm done teaching this obstacle a lesson."

Flicked his fingers at the big bag on the top of Heifeng's head, and Yu Ganpi teased with a smile: "Yo, I won't see you for a while, Master Hei has even grown a snail." Is this a self-aware sin that wants to take refuge in my Buddha? ”

"Amitabha, the little self-aware temper is too short-tempered, so he decided to take refuge in Buddhism from now on to cultivate his self-cultivation, and strive to quit greed, hatred, and ignorance as soon as possible!"

The black wind bit the word anger very hard, as if it meant something. However, what kind of person is Yu Gan, how can he be confused by this little trick.

He just didn't hear it, and danced the tiger with the Zen stick in his hand: "Good, good, the Sprinkle family was worried just now that you would have an opinion on the next stick, since the black donor has a deep Buddha nature, then the poor monk is relieved." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Hei Feng to open his mouth to beg for mercy, Yu Ganyun had enough strength to shine on his head and slammed it.

"Thief bald, huh?"

"Smack!" "Wow~~"

"Bad luck, huh?"

"Smack!" "Wang~~"

"The scum of the human fairyland, huh? Didn't say I was, did you? Yo, dare to be asymmetrical, make up for it! ”

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”

Black Wind: MMP ......

Just when Yu Gan was looking for a reason to clean up the black wind, in the Yellow Wind Cave a few miles away, the tiger demon who fled back in embarrassment was complaining.

The Yellow Wind Monster pointed at his crotch with some disgust, and asked curiously: "Tiger Pioneer, which one are you playing?" ”

Quietly recovering the key points that showed his head, the tiger vanguard replied in a muffled voice: "King Hui, just now there was a black pig spirit at the foot of the mountain who spoke foul language, and his subordinates were angry, so they fought with him shirtless for three hundred rounds. ”

"Hmm~ pig demon? Could it be a relative or friend of the wild boar that ate a few days ago? ”

Tiger Pioneer shook his head: "No, it seems that I came for the little white dragon before." ”

The Yellow Wind Monster couldn't help but be angry when he heard this, it's over, right? After eating a monk and a little white dragon, there is a pig demon after beating away the little white dragon, is there a pig demon when the pig demon is gone? Are you writing a novel or opening a zoo, and you're going to make a fuss?!

If the monk is a Tang monk who learns scriptures, I will admit it, at least he can complete the task of preventing the scriptures, right? After returning home, the empire will naturally not be stingy with rewards, and maybe this will be crowned an official and a knight to the pinnacle of life.

But that's an ordinary monk, and he didn't do it himself! In the face of this strange cauldron from the sky, the Yellow Wind Monster, who has been wiping his buttocks for his subordinates, said that he was so tired......

Seeing that his expression was uncertain, Tiger Pioneer thought that the king was disgusted with his own embarrassment, and explained with a dry laugh: "The king, in fact, that pig demon is very sparse, and it is not difficult for his subordinates to catch him. I didn't know that a monkey who made a plague was killed halfway, and it was a mess when it came up......"

glanced at its naked body with disdain, and a trace of disdain flashed in the eyes of the Yellow Wind Monster: It's been beaten like this, and it's still blowing? Everyone is a monster on the mountain, is it fun to play like this?

Tiger Pioneer talked about himself and took it seriously, and after three hundred rounds of fighting with Sun Wukong, he said with regret on his face: "If it weren't for the moral-based siege of the monk and the bear demon, his subordinates would have taken the fresh monkey brain for the king to enjoy!" ”

I thank you, the turtle grandson really wants to eat monkey brains! All I want to do now is toss you damn scourge into the pot and boil!

Thinking about the butt he had wiped in the past, the Yellow Wind Monster couldn't wait to open the Tiger Pioneer's skull on the spot to see where he had hidden his brain.

Just looking at the little demon who was full of admiration and anticipation around him, he could only chew the impulse and swallow it back into his stomach: yes, look at this posture, if you don't get the field back today, the hard-won love and righteousness set up by the horse will collapse.

Looking back on the sad experience of the past five years, the Yellow Wind Monster almost didn't cry. At the beginning, he had the ambition to step into the Heavenly Sphere, and he wanted to use his command skills to fight a few hearty battles to win this competition for the empire.

As a result, he found that he was directly thrown in this barren mountain and wilderness, except for a Rausch subsystem panel that told him what he was called, and he wanted to stop a person named Tang Xuanzang from learning the scriptures.

After spending three years figuring out the original master's exercises and supernatural powers, he also successively discovered what kind of world this was.

After knowing that there was no hope of building a starship from scratch, he reluctantly gave up his plan to advance with science and military forces, and decided to pull up a team to play crowd tactics.

But just when he finally gathered the little demons nearby and prepared to step out of Huangfeng Ridge to do a big job. A thief who claimed to be Lingji jumped out, and after a violent beating, he ordered himself not to leave the radius of a hundred miles.

Thinking of the Zen staff that incarnated as a golden dragon and used itself as a racket, the Yellow Wind Monster almost crushed his fangs: If he could drive the starship in, Lao Tzu would definitely arrest the thief bald and hang him a hundred times a day!

But this can only be thought about in a dream, but the reality is that the demons under his command know that the Huahua World they promised is impossible to realize, and after leaving a huge cage with a radius of hundreds of miles, most of them were scattered in an instant.

In order not to become a loner, the strict discipline that was established before must no longer be used. In the next two years, he worshipped and ate and lived together, and finally stabilized the general's heart again.

As a result, the image of the majestic king is gone, and he is replaced by a confidant big brother who can wipe his ass......

Thinking of this, the Yellow Wind Monster looked up at the top of the cave, trying not to let the bitter tears roll down: Emperor Wu is above, I studied starship command, and it really doesn't match this beast taming and wiping ass!

"The king? King! ”

A call interrupted his emotion, and looking at the Tiger Pioneer who was gearing up, he squeezed out a warm smile and said, "Hmm~ What's wrong?" ”

"The little ones are ready, let's go and arrest the monk now, shall we?" Tiger Vanguard said as he shoved the five-foot-long steel knife into his hand.

His mother, you are determined to trap me! Shaking the steel knife in his hand and holding it again, the Yellow Wind Monster suppressed the idea of killing the other party with difficulty.

In a look of anticipation that had something to watch, he squeezed out a stiff smile and said, "Little ones, follow me to meet the enemy!" ”