"Elder, don't!"

The tears of the pig are about to come down, what a god's love for the three worlds! Judging from the usual urine nature of Heavenly Court, if he really dares to go back, the lightest fate of Second Sister Mao will be the eighteenth layer of hell for ten thousand years. If you meet a hot-handed master, I'm afraid that you will be scattered on the spot!

And I estimate that it will be put on the table the next day, as for whether it is steamed or braised depends on the mind of the imperial chef......

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and said with a crying voice: "Elder, you can stay with me." I know all the immortals in the Daomen, and with me following, they won't dare to blatantly stumble in the future......"

As one of the Four Saints of the North Pole, the number one general under the throne of Emperor Ziwei, and the marshal in charge of the 80,000 Tianhe Water Army, Zhu Gangguan naturally knew much more news than ordinary immortals. When he knew that he had been chosen as the Destiny of the Tribulation, he actually refused.

Is it so easy to learn from the scriptures? Anyone with a discerning eye knows that this is a big mud pit! Didn't you see the two disciples of the dignified Rulai, the golden cicada known as the Lingshan-stirring stick, all of them were killed nine times?

Fortunately, it is because of his profound background in his previous life that he can maintain his true spirit ten times of reincarnation. As an ordinary person, I have experienced the mystery of the fetus so many times, and I will become congenital dementia in minutes to show you!

So after learning the news, he immediately wanted to go to his boss to plead for mercy, hoping to say that the Jade Emperor would take him out. It's a pity that I just walked halfway and was called to go to the peach banquet......

After experiencing such a drunken drunkenness, Zhu Gangguan deeply realized the truth that his arms can't twist his thighs. After being silently beaten with two thousand hammers, he honestly went to reincarnate, and he did not even fight if he was wrongly reincarnated into a pig. I only hope that after the evil qi of the Daomen, my colleagues can see that they can't help themselves, so that they can return to heaven after taking the scriptures.

It's a pity that people are not as good as heaven, and they never expected that the Dao heart that had been cultivated for 10,000 years would be moved by a mortal demon. From the heartbeat of the first meeting to the touching of desperately guarding again and again in the future, this love root slowly bloomed into colorful flowers, which made people intoxicated and unable to extricate themselves.

After a hundred years of struggle, he finally made a decision between Heaven and his heart. Forget it, in the previous life, he fought for the Heavenly Court for 10,000 years, and the grace of preaching and promotion had already been paid off. In this life, let's just live a good life for yourself, it's a big deal to give up the merits of learning scriptures in the future, and only exchange it for a lifetime.

Elder Tang's promise a few days ago really made him ecstatic, but within three days, a cold holy decree pulled him back into the abyss.

He still doesn't want to take the road of learning from the scriptures, but this time it is no longer for his life and future......

Looking at that miserable appearance, Yu Gan's evil aura of being forcibly fed dog food before finally dissipated, and he bowed his head slightly and said, "According to this, you are still a little useful." Okay, let's follow the poor monks in the future. Not to mention anything else, after the matter is completed, it is still certain that you and Miss Gao will stay and fly together. ”

Speaking of this, he said with a solemn face: "But the ugly words will be said first, no matter what the task given to you by the Heavenly Court is. In the future, I will only use my eyes and ears as decorations, and if I find out that there is any half-heartedness......"

Thinking about the comments of the golden cicada in his previous life, a touch of determination flashed in Zhu Gangguan's eyes, and he bowed down deeply: "Zhu Gangguan is willing to swear to the way of heaven, if he can get what he wants, let the elders order." If you have the slightest dissent, you will be scattered! ”

Yu Gan didn't answer, just stared at him expressionlessly, as if he wanted to see his heart through his eyes. Zhu Gangguan looked back honestly without dodging, quietly waiting for the final decision to come.

After a long time, Yu Gan smiled and stretched out his hand to help him up: "Just hue~~"

I wanted to say a few words to ease the atmosphere, and by the way, I was trying to win over my feelings. It was just that as soon as the words came out, he suddenly felt that this title seemed strange.

Gangguan ~ Gangguan ~ Anal ......

muttered a few times, Yu Gan's face froze: "I said old pig, do you still have a different name?" ”

"Before, the Bodhisattva once gave the name and enlightenment." Zhu Gang didn't know why, and after thinking about it, he replied writhingly.

Impotent?

Tsk~ Is Old Man Wu named and abolished, or is he prejudiced against this pig? Look at the names obtained one by one, it's like a joke......

pondering the names of the other two Wuzi generations, Yu Gan looked at Zhu Gangguan with some sympathy. There is no harm if there is no comparison, no matter how you look at it, this is like a huge gap between your own son and the old Wang family next door.

"These two names are not very reliable, let's help you think of a smooth one for the teacher......" A certain virtuous monk patted his chest, and was ready to take the name with great interest.

It's a pity that a quarter of an hour later, under the insistence of Zhu Gangguan's resolute refusal, and even at the expense of death. Yu Gan gave up the popular names such as Da Zhuang and Strong, and said wistfully: "Then call you Bajie." ”

Finally heard a reliable name, and Zhu Gangguan, who was about to be tortured by the strange name, let out a sigh and asked curiously: "Elder, does this Dharma name mean to quit the five meats and three hates?" ”

"Let's not quit this, we just think it's smooth, and I don't have a problem if you understand it this way." Yu Gan waved his hand perfunctorily with interest.

Eh, is there such a name? Hei Feng on the side quietly rolled his eyes, and his heart couldn't help but be full of contempt.

Phew! At this level, I am embarrassed to say that I am a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty? It's not as good as me being a monster, look at how powerful and domineering the name Black Wind is......

"Xiao Hei, come here!"

A loud shout interrupted his narcissistic thoughts, and looking at Yu Gan's somewhat unkind look, Hei Feng, who was secretly slandering himself, felt a void in his heart, and squeezed out a big smile and ran over: "Elder, do you have something to do with me?" That~~ In front of outsiders in the future, can you call me my full name? ”

"Full name? Black Wind like a bandit leader? How can there be little black kindness! ”

Without waiting for him to refute, Yu Gan waved his hand and said, "This is not the point, you go and see, why hasn't the Great Sage come back after so long?" ”

Kind to your uncle's legs, that's the point for me! Hei Feng cursed fiercely in his heart, and reluctantly set up the demon wind to fly towards the top of the mountain.

At this moment, a little golden light suddenly came from a distance, and after landing, it showed the figure of Sun Wukong. Ignoring the baby-like two demons, he nodded slightly at Yu Gan and said, "Elder, that tiger demon saw that there were many of us, and he was scared away after two rounds of fighting. I went to the cave with me incognito, and there was ...... inside."

After roughly explaining what he had learned, Sun Wukong retreated behind Yu Gan and quietly waited for orders.

"There are piles of corpses in the cave, both old and young?" Although he had known from the original book that this monster of Huangfengling was eating people, after hearing it with his own ears, Yu Gan couldn't help but be angry in his heart.

On tiptoe, he jumped on the flying star and swept towards the top of the mountain: "Let's go, let's go meet this group of lawless mountain kings!" ”

Hei Feng remembered his previous promise, and instantly put the question of title behind him, and followed up: "A group of little thieves can use Elder Lao's drive, just watch the show on the sidelines later." If you can serve them in one pot, can you give two more robes......

Looking at the three people who were gradually flying away, Zhu Gangguan subconsciously set up the demon wind and followed. Looking at the rapidly receding canopy at his feet, he was slightly stunned, and faintly felt as if he had forgotten something......

The wind swept through the air, blowing dust into the air, and the yellow leaves swirled in the wind, making a rustling sound. A faint whimper sounded quietly in the woods.

"Woo~~ Father, Yu'er's eyes hurt so much, I want to go home......"