Chapter 130: Howling Dog
After breakfast the next day, Shao Yitian went to Heavenly Court.
When I arrived at the third team, I met a lot of colleagues, and when everyone saw Shao Yitian, they all looked at Shao Yitian with sympathy, thinking, poor baby, you are waiting to be abused into a dog by the killing god Bai!
Shao Yitian was in a good mood, greeted all his colleagues, and after seeing Shao Yitian riding a motorcycle, everyone got together and discussed.
"Alas, this kid is afraid that he is stupid, and he is still smiling when he receives such a tricky task, alas, it is a pity that he is a good fellow. ”
"Who's to say it's not? No, I'm riding a motorcycle to Baiqi again, and I hope he can come back safely this time like last time. ”
Shao Yitian parked the motorcycle at the gate of Bai Qi, and when he saw that the gate of Bai Qi was open again, Shao Yitian didn't bother to knock on the door and shout, so he walked in directly.
But as soon as he stepped into the white room, suddenly a black earth dog rushed in front of Shao Yitian, grinning at Shao Yitian, looking like he was about to bite.
"Mom! Where did the wild dogs come from, they scared labor and management to death!" "Since Shao Yitian was bitten by a dog once when he was a child, he has been bitten by a snake for ten years, afraid of the well rope, and afraid of all the big dogs. As soon as he saw this black earth dog, Shao Yitian was so frightened that he hurriedly took two steps back, and then hurriedly took out the hoe and held it in his hand.
"Dead dog, get out of here!" Shao Yitian made a fierce look and raised his hoe to beat the dog.
Shao Yitian did this just to scare the black dog and want to drive the black dog away.
"Boy, you dare to call this god dog a dead dog, hmph, no one in heaven or on earth can save you. The black earth dog suddenly opened its mouth with interlaced teeth and stretched out its long tongue to speak.
Watts, dogs can speak, did I hear you right? Is this dog a sperm, a dog?
Subsequently, Shao Yitian thought that this dog could appear in Bai Qi's home, it must have something to do with Bai Qi, and he couldn't say that this dog was Bai Qi's pet.
Thinking that this dog is Bai Qi's pet, he can't afford to offend, in case Bai Qi Chongguan is angry and becomes a black dog, then he will be forced to hang up.
"Lord Black Dog, hello, hello, just now I didn't know that Taishan offended you, Lord Black Dog, and please don't be angry, Lord Black Dog, I will eat chicken legs another day." Shao Yitian apologized with a smile on his face.
Alas, there is no way, this is in the heavenly court, and even a dead dog with a slight background can't be provoked, sad!
"It's not Lord Black Dog, it's Lord Divine Dog, or call me Lord Roaring Sky Dog!" Black Dog loudly corrected Shao Yitian's mistake.
Nani!?Howling Heavenly Dog?Isn't the dog next to Erlang God?How could it appear in Bai Qi's house, could it be that Erlang God came to find Bai Qi something?
Shao Yitian thought like this, but his eyes looked at the black dog in front of him, who called himself a roaring dog. The black dog looks like those earth dogs in Shao Yitian's hometown, the fur is shiny, and there is no unpleasant smell on the body, it seems that the living environment is good. The black dog is also relatively obese, which shows that life is good.
"Lord Roaring Sky Dog, is your master Erlang God Zhenjun?" asked Shao Yitian with a smile.
The Roaring Sky Dog turned his head the same, made a proud expression of my pride, and said, "My master is really Erlang God!"
Although Shao Yitian doesn't read much mythology, he also knows that this Erlang God Yang Jian is the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor's sister who secretly descended to earth and was born to mortals, that is, the nephew of the Jade Emperor.
As the nephew of the leader of the Heavenly Court, and the force value of Erlang God Yang Jian's own force is the existence of the Heavenly Bombardment, Erlang God Yang Jian's status in Heavenly Court is naturally high, and he is a veritable second generation official, and he is also a very powerful second generation official.
"Oh, look up and look up for a long time. Shao Yitian was about to reach out and shake hands with the claws of the Roaring Sky Dog, but the Roaring Sky Dog looked disgusted and refused Shao Yitian's claws.
The refusal of the Howling Sky Dog directly hurt Shao Yitian's dignity as a man. Grandma, as a dignified three-good man, in order to pat the ass, take the initiative to shake the paws of one of your dogs, is it easy for me? But your dog still refused, which simply broke my heart as a three-good man......
"Huh...... Lord Roaring Dog, I have always admired your name, when I see it today, it is really better to be famous than to meet, Lord Roaring Dog is really magnificent, majestic, extraordinary, simply the number one handsome guy in the dog world, I don't know how many to charm......"
Shao Yitian slapped a dog's ass without restraint, and the slap was still so smooth, and he didn't feel any discomfort at all.
Shao Yitian's sycophants came down, which obviously made the Howling Sky Dog very useful.
"For the sake of you being so good at talking, this time the matter is settled. The Howling Dog said.
"Lord Howling is really handsome, and there are a lot of dogs. Shao Yitian seized the opportunity to pat his ass again.
"Boy, looking at what you're wearing, you look like you're from the Demolition and Relocation Bureau. The Howling Sky Dog looked at Shao Yitian's overalls and asked.
Shao Yitian nodded and said: "Lord Roaring Sky Dog is simply like a torch, and he can see through my origin at a glance, and admire and admire." ”
"What did the people from your demolition bureau do to find Bai Qi?" asked the Howling Dog.
Shao Yitian said with a smile: "A little bit at work." ”
"Oh!" said the Howling Dog, "you wait a minute, my master, Jirojin, is talking to Shiraki about something. ”
"Oh, then I'll just stand here and wait. Shao Yitian said.
So, a man and a dog stood at the gate of Baiqi, forming a beautiful landscape.
At this time, there happened to be a beautiful fairy leading a female dog passing by, Shao Yitian saw such a beautiful fairy, he couldn't help but look at it twice, and when he came back to his senses, he glanced at the roaring dog, only to see the roaring dog sticking out his tongue for a long time, drooling all over the ground, and looking at the white next to the fairy in a daze.
I can't tell if this whistling dog is still a perverted dog!
It wasn't until the figures of the fairy and the disappeared that the howling dog withdrew its fiery gaze. Seeing Shao Yitian looking at him, the Howling Sky Dog glared at Shao Yitian with a weak heart, and asked, "What are you looking at?" My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good, do you understand?"
Shao Yitian was scorched by the words of the roaring dog, just a black dog of yours, and a dog face called himself a gentleman, and he was not afraid that those gentlemen in the world would find you desperately.
"Lord Roaring Dog, I kindly remind you that if your wife saw this situation just now, it would be a big problem. Shao Yitian kindly reminded.
The Howling Dog said: "Lord Ben is still a single nobleman, don't spread rumors, say that I have a wife, and destroy the glorious idol I have in the minds of many." ”
It turned out that he was still a single dog like himself, no wonder he looked at the eyes of the just now so hot, as if he wanted to immediately step forward and have a vigorous and indescribable thing on the street.
"It turns out that Lord Roaring Sky Dog is also single, and I am also single now, and the two of us are the end of the world. Shao Yitian said with a smile.
The roaring dog glanced at Shao Yitian with disgust, and said: "Lord Ben is not a fallen person from the end of the world with you, if Lord Ben wants to find a companion, it is not Lord Ben who brags, and the in line can line up from the Nantian Gate to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace." The reason why Lord Ben has been single now is just that he doesn't look down on those rouge fans. ”
If you don't brag about it, you'll die! Shao Yitian despised the roaring dog fiercely in his heart, if you really have that charm, you wouldn't have fallen to the ground when you saw a female dog just now.
"That is, who made you look like a jade tree in the wind, graceful, and extraordinary. Shao Yitian was another sycophant.
"Boy, yes, you have a very good appetite for me, if you are above the heavenly court in the future, whoever dares to bully you, you can just report my name as Lord Roaring Heavenly Dog. If anyone else knew that you were covered by my Howling Dog, no one would dare to mess with you. "The cowhide of the howling dog blew into the sky again.
Peat, if people knew that I was covered by a dog, it wouldn't be laughed at without a big tooth.