One day in heaven, ten years on earth.

One day, a master and an apprentice of the Jiuxuan Heavenly Palace, two gods descended to the mortal world, standing on the street, seeing the girls passing by in cool clothes, the apprentice sighed, "Master, why do you see how these girls are dressed so little, aren't they afraid of catching a cold?" ”

Shizun Shenwei's eyes were closed, his face was unharmed, he had already seen those girls a hundred times in his heart, and his heart was beating suddenly, when he suddenly heard the apprentice's question, he pretended to be profound, "What year is the mortal world now?" ”

The apprentice touched his head, "It should be 2020." ”

In 2020?

Master pinched his fingers and secretly thought, I haven't been to the mortal world for more than a hundred days, and a thousand years have passed? Then he said, "Set up a stall." ”

"Master, what kind of stall?"

"Crossing people, crossing people who are destined."

After that, the master turned over his hand and took out a chessboard out of thin air and put it on the roadside flower bed.

"Master, what is this?"

"Nine Turns of Reincarnation."

The two sat down, and the master told the apprentice in detail about the wonders of the Nine Turns of Reincarnation.

"Eh, handsome guys haunt!"

Ten meters away, a girl walking her dog looked at the faces of the master and apprentice in amazement.

She took a bite of the ice cream in her hand and led the dog to them. Just because there is an eye-catching sign at their feet, which reads: One dollar to fulfill your dreams.

The girl threw a coin onto the chessboard of the master and apprentice, "One dollar, can you wear it to any dynasty you want?" ”

The master and apprentice looked up, and before they met, the girl was ethereal and dusty, looking as gorgeous as snow, and hurriedly replied, "Yes." ”

"Wear me to the Tang Dynasty, I want to be the empress Wu Zetian." The girl eats ice cream and talks casually, which is a boring pastime. Compared with their appearance, these two gods don't seem to be very smart, and their deception skills are too low-level, which makes people speechless.

Still crossing? It's better to cheat money than setting up a stall to tell fortunes.

"Okay." Without the slightest hesitation, the master conjured a chair out of thin air, "Girl, please take a seat." ”

Yo, the magic is good, not a dollar is spent in vain.

The girl sat down with the dog on her hand.

"How long do you want to wear it?" Shizun made a gesture to the apprentice, and the apprentice began to fiddle with the nine-turn reincarnation game.

"A month." The girl's bright eyes did not leave the ice cream in her hand, well, it was still delicious chocolate crispy, and she would go back and buy another one later.

"Okay, you will go back to Wu Zetian's girlhood, spend a month here to live your life in the Tang Dynasty, everything that happens there has to be faced by yourself, and you can only come back here on the day of normal death, during this period, you can't die accidentally, otherwise you will disappear in both worlds, you can't..."

Di Di Di ......

"What about people?"

Before the master's precautions were finished, the girl had disappeared.

"Wear it out!"

"Where did you wear her?"

"Tang Dynasty, didn't she say she was going to the Tang Dynasty?"

"I haven't said it's going to begin!" Shizun's handsome face suddenly changed color, and he raised his hand and slammed it on the apprentice's head, "She said that she was going to the Tang Dynasty, so you let her go?" Look at her foodie, what if she can't be the queen? At that time, history will be rewritten, the world's qi will be moved, and the situation will be reversed, won't you and I become sinners through the ages? ”

"Ahh The apprentice panicked, he didn't expect the situation to be so serious, and said weakly, "It's still within two minutes, can you withdraw?" ”

"I can't." Shizun sprayed him, and then fiddled with the chess pieces on the chessboard in a panic, "Hurry up, it will take a few minutes for her to pass through, we will now replace the real historical background and characters, forge a dynasty, and let her toss." ”

The master and apprentice were in a hurry, swaying and arranging.

"Da" a bank card was thrown onto the chessboard, and then a man's voice sounded, "Three million, password 123456." ”

The master and apprentice raised their heads and looked at a man in front of them whose facial features were like knives, "You also want to play crossing?" ”

The man didn't answer, turned the wheelchair under him, and looked at the artificial lake not far away with gloomy and beautiful eyes, "There is no camera here, you throw me into the lake over there, and then run away with the money, no one will find you." ”

"You want to disappear from this world?"

"Hmm." The man nodded.

This is the tenth time he has wanted to die since he was paralyzed in a car accident.

It's unproductive, but he just likes the feeling of decadence, and there's nothing he can do but that. Maybe when he has had enough of this addiction, everything can go back to the past, and he can still call the wind and rain to dominate the mall.

The master and apprentice raised their eyebrows and looked at each other, tugging at the corners of their mouths, and smiling evilly.

After a meal......

"Master, what about this wheelchair and the dog?"

"The wheelchair is sold, the dog is taken away, and, don't forget the card."

The master and apprentice left without incident.

Girls and men are transported to the Wei Dynasty, a dynasty that does not exist in history.

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"Oh... Puff puff..."

Surfacing, Jiang Zimu spit out the water in his mouth, opened his eyes, and the water surface was dark, only the shadow of the trees on the shore in the distance.

Was it really crossed by those two magic sticks?

His current body is Wu Zetian?

So wicked!

But this landing point is too pitiful, how can it be in the water.

Stunned for a moment, Jiang Zimu, who was soaked in the water, felt that his body was tightly wrapped by a strong arm, and his back was close to a broad chest.

She is a spirit, is this hugging herself a human or a ghost, good or bad? She shook her head and said silently in her heart: I am Wu Zetian, I am Wu Zetian, and I am blessed by the gods......

"Help!!" She finally shouted.

Afraid of water, after reading too many horror novels, I always feel that there are people with long hair and forbidden women in the water, and Wu Zetian can't save them.

"You are saved." A young man's clear voice came, revealing a hint of indifference, but it was very good.

After surfacing he was only stunned for three seconds, she was stunned for a minute, he had been observing the surroundings for a long time, including Jiang Zimu.

The man put his arm around her with one hand and paddled with the other, which seemed very inconvenient, Jiang Zimu wanted to reach out to help him, but found that his right hand and his left hand were tied together.

“… Who are you? Where is this? Why are our hands tied together? Jiang Zimu tugged at the rope on his wrist in the water and threw out a few questions.

"I want to know these questions as well." But his voice was so faint that he couldn't hear the urgency to know the answer.

"I..." Jiang Zimu didn't say anything, when he was out, his mother explained, don't talk to strangers, the situation is very bizarre now, and you need to be highly vigilant.

The man didn't seem to expect her to say anything, ignored Jiang Zimu, who was still pulling the rope, and swam towards the light on the shore with his arms around her.

The rope was tied in a dead knot, and he tried and couldn't untie it.

"Ahh Jiang Zimu's feet flicked, her waist bowed, and her ass seemed to arch to the man's body where she shouldn't have touched it, her face turned red, and the man seemed to be fine.

"What's wrong?"

"There's something under the water that pulls my feet."

"It's aquatic weeds, kick it off."

"No, no, no, it's hair, and it can't be kicked off." Jiang Zimu's feet were pushing hard underwater, but he just couldn't kick them off, and he felt really like he was wrapped around his feet by the hair of the forbidden woman.

"Hold me tight."

The man pulled her body over to face him, then pulled her hand around his waist, took a deep breath, covered her lips, and plunged her into the water with him.

A minute later, the two surfaced, the man let go of her, still changing to the position where she was in front of him and behind him just now, grabbing the aquatic grass in his hand and shaking it in front of her eyes, "Aquatic grass." ”

This set of actions is smooth, it only happens in a moment, and the girl who is still in a state of confusion has her first kiss gone.

"Bastard!" Jiang Zimu twisted his body desperately to break away from him.

"Don't move." The man snorted, knowing what she was thinking, "I don't do that, do you want to sink down with me to drink water, or drown?" ”

Forehead...... He couldn't swim, and the hands of the two were tied together, so he dived into the water to pull out the aquatic weeds wrapped around his feet, and he didn't go down with him.

Jiang Zimu didn't move, but he didn't want to say thank you, just as that kiss was a thank you.

The man didn't seem to care about her thanks, and continued to swim to the shore.

When he got to the shore, Jiang Zimu looked up at the people holding torches on the shore.

Costume!?

It seems that it has really crossed over.

The two climbed ashore, and before they could remove the duckweed from their heads, the man was knocked unconscious by a slap, and an old man shouted angrily at the guard behind him, "Cut off the head of that madman." ”

"Wait." Jiang Zimu shouted tightly.

Although she didn't understand what was going on, the man had saved himself in the water, and it seemed unlucky to see blood when he walked through.

The old man had a headache, and his cloudy eyes seemed to be filled with tears, "As long as you go back with your father obediently, your father will spare him from dying." ”

Dad, Wu Zetian's father, Ying Guogong Wushi Tong?

According to the trend of history, he wants to enter the palace and become a talented person, and then live a tortuous and legendary life.

Well, destiny cannot be violated.

"Okay, I'll go back with you and spare him from dying." Jiang Zimu decisively chose to go back with Ying Guogong's father.

"Come on, untie the knot in Miss's hand."

The guard slashed down, and the concentric knot was severed.

Jiang Zimu was hugged back to his house, and the man was abandoned by the river.

The next day, Jiang Zimu slept until he woke up naturally, and there was already a beautiful-looking maid standing by the bed.

"Miss, are you awake?"

"You're... Wan'er? Jiang Zimu shouted tentatively, there were too many people in and out of the visit last night, and I couldn't remember the name of this maid for a while. And although she already knew that this was not the Tang Dynasty, but the Wei Dynasty, some places seemed to coincide with the real Tang Dynasty.

Let's say Wan'er now.

"Yes."

Although Jiang Zimu had been mentally prepared, this "yes" still made her panic, Wan'er was Wu Zetian's royal maid in history, a generation of talented women, how could she call her?

She said again, "Shangguan... Wan'er? ”

"No, Nangong Wan'er." Wan'er rolled up the curtain tent, and secretly wondered in her heart, the maids and women in the house were talking about the young lady who escaped from the house last night, fell into the water and was frightened, and came back with a bad brain, which seems to be true.

"Oh." Ginger seeds breathe a sigh of relief. Nangong Wan'er? was afraid that it was Shangguan Wan'er's stand-in, and she confirmed again, "Which dynasty is this?" ”

"The Misty Dynasty. Miss, you've asked several times last night. ”

Jiang Zimu couldn't figure it out, was very confused, and stopped talking.

Get dressed and get up, wash your face and rinse your mouth, and after breakfast, a woman came into the house, the original owner's biological mother, Liu, who came to comfort Jiang Zimu.

"Mu'er, don't listen to those people outside chewing their tongues, you are a noble daughter of destiny, and you are not afraid that the prince will not marry you." Liu is nearly sixty years old and still in good spirits.

Jiang Zimu hehe, not to mention the noble daughter of the Mandate of Heaven, if the dynasty is right, she will be the one who will be the empress in the future.

"Mother, don't worry, I don't want to wait for the prince to marry." No matter what dynasty it is, it seems very good to be the crown princess, not to mention that she heard last night that the crown prince looks like Pan An.

"Well, that's very good." Liu didn't expect her daughter's mind to change so quickly, she saved a lot of tongues, took a sip of tea, she dodged her eyes and wanted to open her mouth a few times, but she didn't say anything.

"Mother, what's wrong with you, what else do you have to say?" Jiang Zimu found that she seemed to want to speak and stopped, and it was uncomfortable to hang like this.

"Ahem." Liu coughed lowly, and saw a few maids standing in the distance, she leaned over to Jiang Zimu and covered her mouth with a fan, "Mu'er, have you done anything with that guard?" ”

Did you do it? Do it...

Jiang Zimu's eyes sank, and two clusters of redness appeared on his cheeks, not shy, but slightly annoyed.

This, she just walked through and didn't know, her body didn't feel special, it was not easy to answer, she looked down at Wan'er.

Although Liu's voice was small just now, Wan'er heard it clearly, she was Miss's personal maid, and Miss knew everything about it, and now Miss was difficult to speak, so she replied, "Madame, don't worry, Miss and the guard are courteous." ”

Hearing Wan'er's answer, Liu seemed to be very satisfied, and sat back to chat a few words.

Jiang Zimu didn't believe it, he eloped with someone and played Plato?

But she doesn't care about these now, the body before was not her, and what she did has nothing to do with her, she is more concerned about this so-called Dynasty now, and wants to go out and have a look.

"Wan'er, let's go out for a walk."

"Miss, you'd better not go out on the street for the next two days." Wan'er hurriedly stopped her. The words of people are terrifying, and the rumors outside have been fermented and have become unbearable.

"Why?" Jiang Zimu had already walked to the door.

Suddenly, a slender and powerful arm stretched out from outside the door to block her face, "Miss, the lord has an order, you are not allowed to go out of the door for half a step before you get married." ”

"Who are you?"

"Slave Martial Phoenix."

Wu Huang, what a domineering name!

"New here?" I haven't seen this maid yesterday, Jiang Zimu looked at Wu Huang carefully, and used a few words to describe her, cold, handsome, and beautiful.

Although these words describe men, Jiang Zimu can't find a more suitable word. However, the surname Wu? Whose stand-in is this? Lowered her eyes and pondered, this slave didn't dare to use it, for fear of being damned!

"It's not." Wu Huang replied with two words and stood outside the door.

"Miss, you don't even remember Wu Huang?" Wan'er shook her head, "She is your martial maid, she has been accompanying you to practice martial arts before, the day before yesterday the guard came, you let the guard personally protect you to practice martial arts, and drove her to the kitchen to do chores, today the master asked her to come back and wait for you." ”

"There's... Is there such a thing? ”

Wan'er nodded.

Oops, Jiang Zimu wiped his sweat, ran out of the door with a puff of smoke, and pulled Wu Huang in, "Dear Huanghuang, come, sit here, and chat with Wan'er." ”

Wu Huang, "......"

Wan'er, "......"

All day, Jiang Zimu stayed in the house and waited for Wu Huang and patted Wan'er's ass.

If you're new to a new place, it's always right to order desserts.

On the third day, the marriage decree came down, but she was not going to marry the prince, but the ninth prince, Chu Lanchen, the king of Jin.