"Watfack! Are you standing in the middle of the road looking for death? Are you crazy?! Is there something wrong with the nerves?! ”

A man in a light-colored suit, covering his bleeding forehead, stumbled out of the car and scolded at Shen Yan. He looked at the front cover of the car that was knocked out, and he was so angry that he almost went crazy, and without saying a word, he took out a baseball bat from the trunk and walked towards Shen Yan, who was knocked out and was still doubting his life!

"If you don't know what the rules of the road are, I'll ......make you remember them."

The middle-aged man suddenly stopped talking because he saw the face of Shen Yan lying on his back under the hood on the road......

And Shen Yan was also stunned, he also saw the face of the middle-aged man - in his forties, Caucasian, square face, and some wrinkles on his forehead. He has short black hair, although it is quite thick, but the hairline is high. In addition, except for some small belly, the figure is maintained quite well. There was also a suit that was obviously expensive, but he wore it crumpledly.

The point is, he actually knows this somewhat ordinary man's face!

Mike ...... Di Santa Tower? ”（Michael De Santa）

Shen Yan felt incredible, because as long as anyone who has played GTA5 will be deeply impressed by this face...... Old Mai! One of the three protagonists, a once-famous criminal genius, fakes his death to participate in the FIB's witness protection program in order to escape his past life and companions and return to his family. After that, with millions of stolen money, he lived a life of money in Los Santo.

It's a pity that the next step is not happy - the wife cheats, the son is a drug idiot, the daughter is blind to the man, and the family is still a virgin bitch - spending the money from Lao Mai's robbery, but looking down on Lao Mai's people! Lao Mai was in a lot of debt, and finally had to come out again...... In the end, I really want to wear a green hat and get back together with my wife.

Lao Mai's life is really rich and makes players feel distressed...... Although Los Angeles is the prototype of Los Santa City in the game, Shen Yan never imagined that Mike Di Santa would really appear in front of him.

*****

"Is that you?" What made Shen Yan feel even more incredible was that Lao Mai seemed to know him!

Seeing Shen Yan, Lao Mai was so excited that he threw the baseball bat in his hand, rushed up with fire in his eyes, grabbed Shen Yan's neck with both hands and dragged him up! With one's eyes shut! "It's you! DiCaprio Shen! Lao Mai roared almost against his face, and the spit star sprayed Shen Yan's face.

"Oh...... Did you recognize the wrong person? Shen Yan raised his hand, the surname Shen is true, but what the hell is "DiCaprio"?

"I recognize your damn face even if it turns to ashes!" Mike growled, his bleeding forehead making him look even more hideous. "Go to Nima's "Elf vs. Predator", you caused me to make that broken movie and lost millions! How dare you appear in front of me? Well? I said I'd pour cement into the bottom of the sea when I saw you again! I do what I say! ”

Oh, when Lao Mai said this, Shen Yan remembered that in addition to being a criminal genius and a FIB informant, Lao Mai was also a classical movie lover and a Hollywood filmmaker on the surface. However, he invested in big bad movies, and it seems that only the later "Collapse Crisis" made money. As for "Elf vs. Predator", Shen Yan covered his face...... That's right, this is one of the movies in the diary where "Shen Yan" messed up.

"Hi Mike! That's not related to me, it's the director's terrible shooting! Look at my face...... Isn't the Predator to blame for the box office failure? Shen Yan, who had no choice but to take the blame, could only try to defend himself...... Made, this broken book is not finished, I swallow the belt live! It's just a background, why are you making it up in such detail?

"Face...... Wait a minute! You're the one on TV who is wanted by the police...... Shen Yan? Fack! You lied to me with a fake name! Mike let go and pushed him away, his expression uncertain. He had another argument with Amanda today and drove out for a ride near Beverly Hills. The failure of the investment and the family problems have made him feel very bad recently.

However, he glanced at the TV before leaving, and now almost all stations are broadcasting the "Arrow Man", and he didn't associate the protagonist of his bad movie with the TV until he saw Shen Yan.

Mike is not a good person, as a fairly successful producer and investor in Hollywood, he is famous for always being able to get the black hand that reaches out to the crew, so many companies are willing to spend a little money to hire him as a producer. But having been in the industry for a long time, Mike always knows some industry rules. is like a person like Shen Yan who must be famous, and then take advantage of the popularity to make a few movies, even if it is a big bad movie, he can make a quick buck...... At least the losses can be recovered.

"Listen," now for the sake of money, he definitely can't slap that stupid face again. Mike poked his finger into Shen Yan's chest and said viciously, "I'll give you two choices now!" The first option is that I call the police and let the police arrest you and send you to jail; The second option, I can help you get the police, or I can give you money. I know you don't have a place to go now, and I can even find you a place to live first...... But you're going to promise to help me make two more films. ”

"Deal!" Shen Yan didn't hesitate to hold Mike's outstretched hand.

He knew that Lao Mai would eventually return to the path of crime, and filming would not save his life at all! And seeing his favorite game character, Shen Yan wanted to get involved in someone's life. "By the way, old Mai, you love your daughter very much, don't you? You have ancient electromagnetism**...... What's your daughter's name? Lola DiSanta? ”

"Tracy! Tricy DiSanta! I warn you, little white face, don't beat my daughter's idea! Otherwise, I'll sink you to the bottom of the sea!" Get in...... Rice," he just then noticed the blood on his forehead and cursed and wiped it. "You're going to drive...... Go to Yanagita, where I have an empty movie studio, and the neighborhood is full of and Mexicans, and the police don't usually go there...... Fack! Fack! ”

Catching Shen Yan didn't make him feel better, this middle-aged man who was a criminal genius was surprisingly still a good man who took care of his family, but unfortunately he didn't know how to deal with family relationships at all. But half of the reasons for the breakdown of the family are on him.

Mike's "Obei Agent", no, should be an Audi A8. Although the front cover was smashed by Shen Yan, it was not damaged to the inside, and there was no problem with opening. At that time, Mike stepped on the brakes, and Shen Yan was not really directly knocked off, he was a wave......

"I don't know where it is, but you have GPS here." Shen Yan pondered for a while, and finally figured out the relationship between place names, and set the route through the on-board GPS. "Your daughter's name turned out to be Tracy? Haha, then your wife ......"

"Shut up! Don't mention Amanda! Don't mention anyone to me, we're not friends! Mike covered his head and said angrily.

"Relax, Mike, relax. Look at me, I am wanted by the police, but I am still chic! Shen Yan teased.

"Fake, do you think it's cool to be chased by the police? …… Youngster. Mike scoffed, too lazy to say more.

As a person who can never wash white, only he knows how rare white is.

*****

Shen Yan's driving skills are good, or for elves with dynamic vision, dim vision, and ultra-fast reaction speed, vehicle speed is never a problem. Shen Yan was familiar with it for a while, and the feeling gradually accelerated, and he drove downhill towards Liutian District.

"Hi Mike, do you have any money in your pocket? Lend me $500. ”

“…… Fack! Mike cursed, and without asking any reason, he took out a stack of American knives and stuffed them to Shen Yan. He was going to point at Shen Yan to make money, and only people like Mike always carried a lot of cash...... Because they have a sense of distrust of bank accounts that can be blocked at any time.

"Thank you." Shen Yan took the money and nodded.

At first, Mike thought that this kid understood politeness, but he regretted it the next second.

I saw Shen Yan leaning out of the car, waving the banknote in his hand and slapping the roof of the car. Whistle loudly towards the place where the racing party is taking place on the street. There was a bunch of supercars parked, and countless people turned their heads to look. Shen Yan flirtatiously provoked, "Hey! Little, do you dare to run a lap for $500! From here to the bridge, bet on you sissies, I can get rid of your mother if I open the Aobei secret agent, and you can't catch up! ”

"! Don't bet on! A bunch of middle fingers fed back, and countless people quickly climbed onto the supercar...... Gambling cars, their favorite! It's not interesting to run around with a group of people all the time, it's great that someone provokes!

"Are you crazy? This is a sedan! Mike held his head, feeling infinitely remorseful.

"Trust me, no problem." Shen Yan started the car and cocked his thumb, revealing eight snow-white teeth.