Chapter 10: This Tang Seng is poisonous
"On the third day of Wukong's departure, I missed him~~"
Yu Gan, who was lying in the grass, rubbed his smooth head and sighed rather melancholy.
I thought that after I achieved cultivation, not to mention that I could walk sideways in this Journey to the West world, how could I not be as aggrieved as the original book, right?
But the experience of the past few days shattered this poor fantasy. It's just a golden-winged Dapeng eagle with an anal fissure passing by the wind, and the Dharma Protector Gods are too busy to take care of themselves, and they almost didn't fall to their death.
If this is really coming at you, I'm afraid that the supreme authority will have to kneel before it can be activated......
After deeply realizing that weak chickens have no human rights in this world, Yu Gan didn't even dare to use the sword these days, and he was all drilling into the deep mountains and old forests along the way, for fear of meeting a passing demon or something again.
You said that if someone happens to be hungry and has such a small mouth, who will you talk to when you arrive?
After thinking about it, Yu Gan gritted his teeth and added an insurance to himself through the supreme authority. If you don't get the points for the time being, you won't get them, so it's important to save your life first.
Alas, but the fish and bear's paw people want it so much! My bodyguard, why haven't you come back~~
In other words, this monkey won't be happy, forgetting that there is also a stubble to learn from the scriptures, right?
Thinking of this possibility, Yu Gan turned over and sat up.
It's possible! That Huaguo Mountain is a famous blessed land cave, no matter how you look at it, it is more comfortable than following yourself in the wind and sun, not to mention that there may be monkeys there......
No, I've got to go to him!
Thinking of this, he couldn't sit still any longer, and with a pinch of the spell in his hand, he was ready to leave after blessing a few talisman acceleration spells.
"Huh? Where are you an elder, and how are you alone here? ”
At this moment, an old white-haired woman suddenly appeared in the woods on the side, and asked with a surprised face.
Yu Gan on the other side was even more surprised than her, and jumped out with a bang, not to mention how far away, even the fairy sword flying star was pulled out.
What the hell, I'm also a monk at the peak of human immortals, when did this old lady come, why didn't she notice any movement?
Isn't it a youkai becoming?
After the Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle made such a fuss, now that everyone looks like a bad person, he said with a stalk on his neck: "Who said that there is one person, my guards have forty little ones, and the apprentices are even more powerful, and the monsters in the Golden Immortal Realm have been killed by hundreds!" ”
Hundreds? is worthy of the reincarnation of the golden cicada, this nonsense really comes out of his mouth. It's hard to say whether the demon clan has a total of one hundred or ten golden fairies, and the co-authorship has killed Sun Wukong?
The corners of the old woman's mouth twitched, and she resisted the urge to roll her eyes and said, "The disciple of the elder is so powerful? ”
"That is, my apprentice's cultivation is not to mention the sky, and his height is ten zhang. Take a bite, chew it in three or five golden fairies, chew it, and swallow it. Yu Gan thought that the old woman was scared, and continued to talk about it. I didn't forget to stretch out my hand and gesture while speaking, indicating that your small body is not enough for my apprentice to stuff his teeth.
The Buddha is above, and the second disciple of your family has been reincarnated in ten lifetimes, why not only did he not learn well, but he seemed to have intensified? In the past, when I lied in Lingshan, I would at least blink, but now I don't even have eyelashes!
Guanyin, who had incarnated as an old woman, had heard enough of his nonsense, and decided to hurry up and finish the errand and leave: "Elder, your apprentice has such a tyrannical personality, aren't you worried that one day he will fight back?" I have a set of monk's clothes and Buddha hats, which can best cultivate one's self-cultivation, so I might as well give it to the elder's disciples. ”
With that, she put a gold-inlaid flower hat and a sea green monk's robe on the ground, turned her head and left.
Eh, what does that mean? Are you trying to sneak up on me while I'm getting my clothes? Are there so many monster routines now!
Although Yu Gan felt that this scene was somewhat familiar, he decided to ignore it for the sake of caution. After recognizing the direction, he spread his feet and ran away without a trace......
Here, Guanyin didn't take two steps, and a touch of helplessness flashed in his eyes before turning back.
Get! Let this guy be confused, and the hoop spell hasn't been given yet.
It's just that in the blink of an eye, she was stunned to find that Yu Gan was gone. Looking at the gold-inlaid flower hat on the ground, Guanyin, who had not been angry for a long time, couldn't help but have a blue tendon on his forehead.
This Tang Seng is poisonous, right?
I've made it clear enough that you just threw it away?
She really wants to ask face to face, did you stuff donkey hair in your ears, or did your brain get into water?
After using Tianyantong to lock the direction of Yu Gan, Guanyin probed lightly with his slender hand and dragged Yu Gan back several miles away. Don't talk nonsense with him, stretch out her fingers and poke the tight spell that condensed into spiritual light into his shiny head.
After digesting the extra mantra in his mind, Yu Gan swallowed back the cry for help that he almost blurted out, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, it turned out to be Guanyin." The poor monk thought it was a monster, rude, rude. ”
Guanyin's face was slightly pale, and he nodded and said: "Holy monk, that monkey head is full of inferiority, and the six roots are not clean, this hoop is ......."
Yu Gan's eyes lit up when he finally remembered which one this was, and his eyebrows danced and said: "Speaking of this hoop, I think of Sun Wukong, in the second half of the year~~ cough cough, the poor monk is saying that the rest, this golden hoop seems to be a set, right?" ”
Hiss~~
Guanyin's face stiffened when he heard this: Is this guy recovering his memory, or is he cheating on me? How did he know I kept two secretly?
I wanted to find an excuse to fool the past, but for some reason, she didn't see Sun Wukong come back for a long time, and she was a little weak in her heart.
Not for anything else, in order to prevent the spread of Buddhist scriptures to the east, the Taoist sect choked Huaguo Mountain enough. If it weren't for this golden hoop to destroy the mind, the monkey would know what would happen to him if he knew that he had been fooled!
Uh~~ It looks like a ghost won't know......
Because the fate of the people who learn the scriptures from the Mandate of Heaven has long been linked to the way of heaven, even if the strength of the Buddha has to be guessed, it still depends more on the layout along the road.
If you want to grasp the specific trend, you have to wait until the arranged eyeliner is in place......
Thinking of this, she took out the tight and forbidden two hoops from her sleeves painfully, and said without changing her face: "These two were originally prepared to be handed over to the holy monk when they encountered disasters in the future, but since they were mentioned today, let's give them together." ”
"Amitabha, there is Laodashi." Yu Gan nodded with satisfaction, reached out and picked up the gold-inlaid flower hat on the ground, and stuffed it into his arms with the two hoops.
Hmph, still want to eat kickbacks? Don't look at who I am! Do you think everyone is as easy to fool as Tang Xuanzang, but we've read the original book!
After watching Guanyin leave triumphantly, he took advantage of the blessing of the wind control spell before it dissipated, and ran away towards the east.
Great Sage, I'm coming!
It's not that the poor monk can't do without you, but he wants you to see how shameless Buddhism is, and he wants to put a trap on you......