"What does the Night Wanderer do?"

I can understand the superficial meaning when I hear the name, isn't it just a fairy who comes out in the middle of the night.

According to the "Classic of Mountains and Seas. According to the Overseas Neijing, the Night Wandering God is a deity in Chinese folk beliefs. It is said that he was born in the southern wilderness, and there are sixteen of them, all with small cheeks and red shoulders, and they join hands to keep vigil for the Emperor. In daylight, they disappear. Because it only appears at night, it is called a night tour. ”

There is also a Ming Dynasty novelist Feng Menglong written on Baidu Encyclopedia in the thirty-first volume of "Ancient and Modern Novels" "Troubled Yin Si Sima Maung Breaking Prison" once described the situation of the "Night Wandering God" night patrol. There are many folk legends about the "Night Wandering God" in the Ming Dynasty, according to the folk description, the "Night Wandering God" is a fair and kind god, he often reports the grievances of the people to the Emperor of Heaven when he patrols the night, so that justice can be upheld and the wicked can be punished. ”

"Rumor has it that there is only one now, but there are still sixteen. In fact, in fact, in addition to the sanctification of the physical body, the rest of the immortals have almost no exact appearance, they are based on the fantasy or worship of the statue in the mortal belief to choose a suitable one, to be their own appearance into the world. He was able to come to us probably because the magnetic field of the store was strange and could attract ghosts here, so I wonder if anyone is doing evil with evil magic. ”

After Brother Xu explained the origin of the night wandering god, he continued confidently: "You don't have to be afraid of him, anyway, what bad things have we done, let's still do good deeds." If he wants to mess around, a phantom is still capable of fighting him hard. ”

"Why are you so awesome? And with the god hard steel. I scolded him angrily and then asked curiously, "Then what were you doing with Brother Erman just now?"

Brother Xu rubbed his hands on the Buddha and replied to me: "The gods in mythology attach great importance to the background, ask where they came from to prevent their origins, and when they cause a disaster, they have a place to raise a teacher and ask for guilt."

"Oh oh, will he come back later?"

"Yes, maybe."

"My customer will still have immortals in the future! That's pretty impressive. ”

"Normal, if you exert your Hundred Ghost Seals to the limit, the Ten Ghost Kings and Ten Yin Shuai in the Underworld may have to come up and see you, you see how awesome you are."

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, they won't scare me to death when they come up!"

Brother Xu stopped rubbing the Buddha beads and said seriously, "By the way, brother, let me tell you something." ”

"What's the matter?" I'm still thinking about how to connect this matter in the future so that I can go out and brag, buddy, I've seen a fairy, although it's not a real body, but it's awesome to think about!

Brother Xu smiled maliciously: "It stands to reason that it will be bad luck to meet the Night Wandering God, and it will be bad luck, and it will be unlucky, and it is written in the story of the Qing Dynasty that there was a person who met the Night Wandering God and died for a few days, you should pay attention to it recently."

"! Don't make a fuss, don't you bump into it with me. ”

My idea of making up the story was disrupted by Brother Xu's words, thinking that he was scaring me

"We have a good way, you don't have enough to do in those two weather, so you have to be careful and careful, the first day before stepping out of the door was hit by a big truck and killed, don't say I didn't tell you today." Brother Xu smiled evilly, kept a good mood and walked upstairs.

I wanted to cry without tears, and my expression was like a dead relative: "Brother Erman~ You tell me, is my brother a liar~"

"Hmm...... It seems like...... Yes, there is indeed a saying that it will be bad luck if you encounter the night wandering god, and I don't know if you die or not......" Brother Erman explained without a sigh.

Hu Dapang licked his lips and said to me: "I will also call you brother, brother, you listen to me."

"Big fat brother, you say."

I put my hope on Hu Dapang, how can I say that he is the same as Brother Erman, a big demon who has achieved cultivation.

"What can you do if you don't die, it's a big deal to find me when you die, I'll arrange a funeral for you, Ah Fang knows people in this area to hide, what grave jumping, male and female bass chorus "Today is a good day". It's really not okay for you to be reincarnated as a fox in the next life, I will take you to cultivate and let you worship under the black mother camp, and successfully let you regain your life. ”

Hu Dapang directly arranged for me to do the aftermath and reincarnation in the next life, so that I had no hope in the end.

"No, no, no, it's good to be a person." I waved my hand and refused Hu Dapang's kindness on the spot.

Seeing that I was so resolute not to speak, Hu Dapang turned his head to look at Brother Erman: "It's unlucky to see you, I'm leaving!"

"Let's go, let's go." Brother Erman did not stay.

Hu Dapang looked at Brother Erman with a tangled gaze, his claws were about to move, and finally he snorted angrily and flew out of the shop to find Ah Fang.

"Alas! Wait a minute! What's the name of the novel you two wrote? ”

I thought of something important and ran to the door to ask.

There was a big fat voice in the sky: "What is the name of "Demon Love Mortal" written by Ah Fang, and the name I wrote is "Ghost World Alliance", if it looks good, remember to reward and comment!"

"Okay!"

I yelled out the door, hoping he would hear.

This room of immortals is finally clean, I don't think about how I will be unlucky, anyway, I haven't died for more than ten years. turned around and picked up Brother Erman and walked to the front desk, and by the way, he mentioned a question that anyone with a discerning eye can see: "Do you two have a grudge!"

"There is a grudge, I opened earlier than him, don't look at him stupid and stupid, I always slapped him when I was a child." Brother Erman shrugged in my arms and said indifferently.

I put one hand around him, and rubbed the fox's head with the other: "Why did you do everything when you were a child!" When people go to the toilet, you blow them up with firecrackers, and you still slap them in the mouth when you know that they are stupid, so don't you fan them more and more stupidly. ”

“wd

Selling children and buying monkeys is just a fun, Brother Erman, I am very talented, I cultivate quickly, and I have to bully my own kind if I have nothing to do. ”

"Okay, you're amazing, I don't have anything to say."

I put him on the table and leaned back in my chair and waited for the customer to come to the door.

Another two hours passed, and I didn't sleep during the day, so I'm now fighting between my upper eyelids and lower eyelids, and I can't wait to wrestle together, I'm really sleepy.

No, let Brother Xu see me like this, no salary can be deducted, I thought of the money and got up and took out a cigarette from the cigarette case in a daze.

“wd

Do you know what happens when people start to be unlucky? ”

"Boom." I lit a lighter with my left hand, put a cigarette in my mouth with my right hand, and said vaguely, "What's the change?"

"If a person is unlucky, the first sign is that his head has become confused."

Brother Erman watched me put the cigarette butt in his mouth, and the cigarette holder was outside, so he didn't remind me.

"Whew~mmmm."

I took a sharp puff of my cigarette and felt like I was choking, and a few tobacco leaves were wrapped in my mouth with two clicks.

"Then people should be stupid, brother, you smoke the opposite." Brother Erman looked at me smoking in reverse with a lot of emotion, and couldn't help but remind.

I wondered why I didn't have a cigarette after a puff...... It's the other way around...... So I put the cigarette between my fingers and put the burning butt in my mouth.

Three seconds later.

"Ouch!"

I was in a hurry to spit the smoke to the ground, and by the time the smoke hit the ground, the fire had already been extinguished by me.

“wd

Brother, I found that your bad luck is definitely not simply the reason for the night wandering god, you not only have a problem with your body, you also have a problem with your head, you can burn your mouth when you smoke, you can't choke yourself to death after drinking water for two days, it's good, it's good, saving money to see a doctor is the top priority!"

"! Don't say it, I'm a reverse smoker day fairy, it's over!" I said energetically, and carefully lit a cigarette again.

Looks...... Luck should be subject to change.