This time it was very fast, and within three minutes, my sister-in-law was no longer shaking.

"Old Xian'er, you come here to make a list of your hometown residence and throw away the famous fruit number." Brother Xu smoked a cigarette calmly, his tone was very casual, and he didn't take the eldest sister in red very seriously.

I reached out and gently pestle his waist and asked, "What do you mean by this nonsense?"

"I asked him what his name was when he came from there, and what was going on next without asking him." Brother Xu drank saliva to moisten his throat, and he may start talking in the vernacular again.

The sister-in-law's expression at this time is very vivid, it is not a good old lady rural shrew ready to scold the street, first hold her mouth and then smile contemptuously, I want to give her a mouthful of laughter.

I only heard her ask rhetorically: "I came from there, you don't know." What's my name? My name is Wang Cuilian. ”

Oh, your red clothes aren't quite elegant, why are you still called this name, you're crazy. I thought to myself, but I didn't dare to express it, after all, she had scared me.

Then my sister-in-law opened her distinctive triangular eyes, squinted at us at a forty-five degree angle, smiled twice from time to time, and looked down on us.

She looks down on me, can she look down on me Brother Xu, my Brother Xu is so big and covers me Do you dare to be blind? Stinky and shameless.

Brother Xu's buttocks moved to the left, keeping a distance of thirty centimeters from me, and he pointed at me as if he didn't care about himself: "Sister, this kid has looked at you!"

Oh fuck, you're too unreliable, if you say it's a good friendship, why do you say sell it.

My sister-in-law squinted at me.

"Inside...... Inside, I ...... "I'm overwhelmed."

"Hmph......" The sister-in-law's tone was sinister: "There are many people who have seen me!"

Look at the arrogance of others, there are many people who hate me, how old are you?

"Eldest sister, what do you use?" Brother Xu took over the conversation.

The sister-in-law closed her eyes again and said slowly, "Let's have a straw roll."

"Heartily." Brother Xu lit the cigarette that he had already held in his hand and handed it over.

After the sister-in-law took two mouthfuls, Brother Xu continued to open his mouth: "What are you doing here?"

"I want to go to the hall."

"Huh?" Brother Xu deliberately pretended to be stupid.

"What's the matter, I'm not going to your house, it's her who I like." The sister-in-law patted her thigh fiercely.

"That's fine. You can discuss the affairs in the back hall by yourself, just discuss and understand, let's not occupy our bodies. Brother Xu said.

The eldest sister in red also understood what she meant, so she took two more puffs of cigarette, hiccuped, and stopped talking.

I've seen the dancing god before, and if the god hiccups, it means that the possessed "fairy family" has gone with this breath.

And this hiccup is still not full of food, it is really a gas fabricated out of thin air, and a burp goes down with a loud noise.

"Finished?" I'm very calm back here.

Brother Xu walked to his sister-in-law in advance, held her up, and motioned for me to come over to help and help her to the kang.

The sister-in-law quickly regained her senses and asked weakly, "What time is it?"

I turned on my phone and looked at the time on the screen: "It's half past five in the afternoon."

"I'm hungry, it's time to eat." The sister-in-law rubbed her belly.

Brother Xu later told me that after dancing this thing, the human body will be very weak and hungry for a short time.

"Okay, let's go, let's eat, it's okay to eat barbecue."

"Okay."

To simply tidy up the house, wipe the kang clean, put the pots and pans in the kitchen, and spread the bedding on the bed.

I led the way to a very famous barbecue restaurant in the city, which was delicious and inexpensive, and after a meal of nonsense, Brother Xu also fooled me into drinking three bottles of big green sticks.

So I drank too much, the big green stick this wine can be much more fierce than other series of Harbin beer, the entrance feels rougher than the old snow in Shenyang that I drank later, the wine is strong, under normal circumstances, I only have four to the amount, I don't know what's going on, this time three is more, on the other hand, this kid didn't drink a sip and fooled me to drink three bottles.

It was already eight o'clock after dinner, and Brother Xu had to find an Internet café to surf the Internet all night to continue to fight his counter-war, and his sister-in-law watched her body recover a lot after eating, and she didn't object.

I took them to a nearby Internet café, and he also opened a private room. There are five computers in the private room, and it is a dark room.

I don't play I want to sleep, and there is a big sofa in the private room that can lie down and sleep.

One of them sat on the gaming chair, one played a counter-battle, the other watched a zombie movie, and I fell asleep on the sofa for less than three minutes.

"Brother, get up and get something to eat."

My sister-in-law patted me on the shoulder, and I woke up in my sleep and saw my sister-in-law standing in front of me with a box of baked cold noodles.

I was really a little hungry, so I rubbed my eyes, said thank you and took it.

I take a bite of the flour sausage in the roasted cold noodles, and then I want to continue eating.

"Alas, sister-in-law, why are you still standing here?" I looked down to eat, and I could see my sister-in-law's calves.

I tied up a piece of baked cold noodles with a wooden skewer in my left hand, and was about to put it in my mouth, but I was caught by the saliva I swallowed, and I lowered my head and coughed.

As I looked up, the noodles on the wooden skewers had turned into white maggots, and several of them had begun to wriggle around each other, arching down and falling on my pants.

I bit off half of the flour and intestines in the bowl and turned into a large black cocoon, with a black thick pulp still bubbling from the fractures.

"Eat, don't be afraid, it's all delicious." Large, skinny, skinny hands reached over and stroked my head.

I resisted the tumbling of my stomach and looked at the "sister-in-law" standing in front of me

My sister-in-law had long since changed her appearance, turning into a skeleton in a red wedding dress, and there were several oversized cockroaches crawling around in the empty eye holes of the skeleton.

The skeletal hand that had been stroking my head passed a large purple-black snake over the shoulder.

The big snake crawled on top of me, circled around my neck, and strangled my neck fiercely.

The pain was so real that I wanted to pull it off with both hands.

It's a pity that the more I touch the cold snake's body, the tighter it wraps around.

"Ah...... Yes! I screamed heartbreakingly, but I could only make a little noise.

The skeleton's bony hand slid a circle across my face, and then the mouth began to rattle, and a voice came out: "When I was alive, I was still a flower sister, and I never tasted a man, and this post-death resentment made me unable to see the direction clearly, and I could only besiege in one place, now I can finally taste it."

"Haste as a law! Break! Brother Xu's voice suddenly sounded, and I didn't care that he was shouting a Taoist password, and fell to the ground.

"Brother, are you alright?" Brother Xu easily knocked the big skeleton away with one move, and the snake wrapped around my neck disappeared.

I coughed violently, inhaled air greedily, and the thrill of being reborn after the catastrophe was too good.

"Alas, Xin'er, you see, my brother doesn't seem to be right." Brother Xu had just finished a blast mode, took off his headphones and looked at me sleeping on the sofa behind him.

The sister-in-law paused the horror film, and then said to Brother Xu: "I seem to hear him calling your name."

"Nightmare!" Brother Xu threw the headphones on the computer desk, pulled up the gaming chair and walked straight towards me.