045, the old urchin
It's summer, and the southeast wind is blowing over the East China Sea.
The sailboat rode the wind and waves, and the boat was very fast, and soon the Peach Blossom Island would not be visible.
Chang Wei was talking to Huang Rong at the bow of the boat, when he suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice coming: "Haha, little Huang Rong, guess who I am?" ”
Chang Wei was slightly surprised in his heart, he didn't expect that someone could sneak onto the boat without his ears and eyes, and follow the reputation, he saw a strange old man in tattered clothes, with long eyebrows and long beard, climbing on the top of the mast like a monkey, his facial features were tightly squeezed together, making a funny grimace, and grinning at himself and Huang Rong.
Seeing the funny appearance of the strange old man, Chang Wei was suddenly relieved: Okay, it turned out to be this one, then it's no wonder that he can sneak on the boat quietly.
Of course, Huang Rong also recognized this one, and smiled at him and beckoned: "Old naughty boy, it's you, when did you sneak on our ship?" ”
"Hey, you guessed it was me all at once? Xiao Huang Rong, you are still so clever. ”
The one with a grimace on the top of the mast is the old urchin Zhou Botong.
Only the old naughty boy who has obtained the true biography of Wang Chongyang and practiced the first volume of the Nine Yin True Scripture in his "dream" can hide from Chang Wei and quietly sneak to the boat.
In this world, there is no mysterious "spiritual sense", even the Five Peerless Grandmasters rely on their keen hearing and eyesight to detect wind and grass.
Therefore, even if ordinary people in the rivers and lakes have average martial arts, as long as their latent ability is strong enough, they will have the opportunity to hide from the eyes and ears of the Five Peerless Grandmasters.
Chang Wei is the same at present, and he doesn't have magical telepathy.
With his skills, although he can't hide the wind and grass within ten zhang, but when a master like Zhou Botong deliberately sneaks, there will not even be a trace of "wind and grass" movement, which is enough to hide his hearing and hearing.
After being called famous by Huang Rong, the old urchin jumped out of the mast, turned around in the air for three and a half weeks, and landed steadily on the side of the ship, which was no more than a palm wide, squatted down like a monkey, and said with a hippie smile: "Little Huang Rong, I haven't seen you for a long time, you have become a big girl!" Who's this guy next to you? I've never seen it before! ”
Huang Rong put her arm around Chang Wei and said with a smile: "This is my brother Chang Wei, three months ago, we were already married!" I wanted to invite you to drink wine, but I was afraid of being scolded by my father, so I didn't dare to send you wine and food in person. ”
The old naughty boy scratched his scalp and said, "I said that in the past three months, why have you had good wine and good food every day, it turned out to be Xiao Huang Rong's favorite wine!" ”
As he spoke, he looked Chang Wei up and down for a while, shook his head and said, "The young man is very energetic and strong, but it's a pity, it's a pity ......."
Chang Wei smiled and asked, "What is a pity?" ”
"It's a pity that you have a daughter-in-law!" The old naughty boy shook his head and sighed: "If you have a daughter-in-law, you have to spend time with her, she is not happy, you have to bother to coax her, in short, there is a lot of trouble, and you will no longer be able to concentrate on practicing martial arts in the future!" ”
Huang Rong bared her little tiger teeth, pinched her pink fist, and waved at the old naughty: "Old naughty, you are talking nonsense again, be careful that my father beats you." ”
The old urchin hurriedly begged for mercy: "Good Rong'er, don't be so stingy, we are good friends, can you bear to ask Huang Laoxie to beat me?" Do you remember? I've even played marbles with you. ”
Huang Rong giggled: "Obviously I'm playing marbles with you, okay?" ”
"Uh......" The old urchin scratched his scalp and salivated and said, "In short, we are good friends, and good friends have to be righteous." That, I didn't say you're bad wow! Rong'er, you are naturally excellent, but it is not good for a man to marry a daughter-in-law...... Well, so, I'm only targeting a man marrying a daughter-in-law, not Rong'er, personally......"
"Hmph, anyway, whatever you say, Brother Chang Wei has already married me!" Huang Rong hugged Chang Wei's arm tightly and snuggled up to him with a happy face: "We don't know how happy we are every day." ”
"I don't have a daughter-in-law, and I have a good time every day!" The old naughty boy smiled: "I still have time to concentrate on practicing martial arts every day, and now my martial arts are so high that there is no edge, even Huang Laoxie is not afraid!" That's why I dared to sneak up on your ship and go with you! ”
Huang Rong's little finger scraped her cheeks, stuck out her tongue and grimaced: "No shame, no shame!" If you are not afraid of my father, why do you beg me not to ask my father to beat you? ”
"I'm ......" the old naughty boy's eyes wandered, and he said hardly: "I...... I'm open-minded and don't care about him......"
Huang Rong said: "Hehe, it's clear that I'm afraid of my father." ”
The old urchin jumped off the side of the boat, swaggered a few steps, crossed his hands on his waist, and said loudly: "I am not afraid of Huang Laoxie at all!" He is also the 'Blue Sea Tide Song' is a bit of a ghost, he really wants to fight, two old naughty boys, and he can't beat a yellow old evil? ”
"Two old urchins?" Huang Rong thought for a while: "Left and right? ”
"Yes, it's a game between left and right!" The old naughty boy laughed proudly: "I only suddenly figured it out in the past few days." An old naughty boy is not Huang Laoxi's opponent, but I can fight left and right, isn't it just two old naughty boys? Two old urchins join forces, do you still need to be afraid of Huang Laoxi? At most, I'm a little afraid of his blue sea tide song, but I'm only afraid of a little bit......"
He made a gesture of "one throw away" with his thumb and index finger, and said with a smile: "Xiao Huang Rong, you are extremely smart, but unfortunately your temperament is too jumpy, and you can't learn my left and right fighting." Now that you see me so powerful, do you regret it a little? ”
"I don't regret it." Huang Rong smiled and said: "I don't like to practice martial arts and fight, how can it be like you, when you are idle, you have to fight with your left hand and right hand." ”
The old naughty boy looked disdainful: "Tsk, it's a shame that you are still one of the Five Peerless Grandmasters, the daughter of the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master, and you actually said such uninformed words. Practicing martial arts is the first and most enjoyable thing in the world, and there is nothing more enjoyable than practicing martial arts! ”
"Old urchin." Chang Wei suddenly spoke: "Your current kung fu, are you really not afraid of the Yellow Island Lord?" ”
The old urchin crossed his waist with great momentum and said loudly: "Don't be afraid, if you say you're not afraid, you're not afraid!" "The voice is very loud, but no matter how you listen to it, you feel a little lacking in confidence.
Chang Wei smiled: "Then I want to learn about your current kung fu." Old urchin, let's compare? ”
The old naughty boy said happily: "I have seen that you are full of energy, your eyes are bright, your breath is long, if there is nothing, you are a first-class master of internal strength, it is a pity that you married a daughter-in-law, I am afraid that you will not be able to concentrate on martial arts in the future, and you will waste a good time." Okay, I'll compare a few tricks with you, and when you lose, you will know that what I said about a man should not marry a daughter-in-law is a wise saying! Come on, come on, you strike first. ”
Chang Wei said: "Then I'm welcome." ”
When the words fell, he swept out in one step, almost shrinking into inches, and instantly swept in front of the old naughty boy, his palm circled, and he slapped it out, and in the palm wind, there was a faint echo of the dragon's chant.
Kanglong has regrets!
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