Chapter 22: She always has the ability to mess around
Ahem... A certain princess swallowed.
Now is not the time to think about anything else, it is important to find a way to save your life.
Jiang Zimu turned around with a pair of black pupils and had an idea.
She decided to sell miserably first, and if it didn't work, she would go up directly and knock Chu Lanchen down.
Even if he doesn't have any silver, this huge palace gold, silver and jade should always be indispensable, just take a few pieces and run away, and then find a good man to live his life here in peace.
Back to modern times, he is a good man.
Thinking so in her heart, she said in a delicate and affectionate voice, "Lord Wang, the concubine is all for you, if you were not pressed to the ground yesterday and forced to sign it, Mrs. Rong and Mrs. Lan would think that you were ruthless and damaged your prestige..."
"Sign it, this king doesn't like women." Chu Lanchen felt that her voice was too awkward and didn't want to listen to it anymore.
Yes!!!
What kind of appalling news is this, does he like men, does he like men?
Jiang Zimu felt that it was possible, he drove out the two concubines, and he didn't have a room with him on the wedding night, and the people waiting around him were all handsome little guys.
However, now is not the time to consider his preferences.
A certain princess said earnestly, "Today's guard, the concubine is to help you get the 20,000 taels of silver back, you blame the concubine..."
"Give it to you, and go back to do something."
Eh, so generous! I knew that I should write a letter of resignation and leave myself, and I could still get money.
However, he is not, that is not, why do you have to cut and bury yourself?
"Get on your knees."
The voice was moderate and slow, low and depressed, and it made people dare not resist when they listened to it, and it was definitely Chu Lanchen's tone.
Jiang Zimu looked around, but there was no one, "Lord Wang, are you talking to the concubine?" ”
"Is there anyone else here?"
"For... Why kneel? How long to kneel? Can you avoid death if you kneel? "Why do you want to kneel Jiang Zimu understands very well in her heart, as for how long you have to kneel, you have to ask clearly, it's okay to kneel for a long time, and you haven't eaten dinner yet.
It would be better if you could avoid death if you knelt.
"What do you say?" A certain prince rolled his eyes.
Forehead...
Seeing Chu Lanchen leisurely sipping tea, Jiang Zimu felt that he should please first, and maybe the sentence would be halved.
"Lord Wang, in fact, a concubine can dress up as a man, and she is guaranteed to be more male than a man." A certain princess peeked at a smile and had a strong desire to survive.
Hearing this, Chu Lanchen froze, and the two sword eyebrows squeezed together, what the hell? A second later, he repented.
This woman can really think.
He leaned back in his chair, looked up and sneered, and said directly, "This king doesn't like a woman like you, and he doesn't like a woman like you who pretends to be a man. ”
Well...
Jiang Zimu wanted to give his handsome face a noble goddess punch, how could a man talk like this in front of a girl.
But when I heard this, I felt a little lost.
Suddenly, Jiang Zimu's face was very cold, "I don't like it, why are you marrying me, I don't mind my innocence, and you covet the name of my noble daughter, you are vain and shameless." ”
After a moment of silence, Jiang Zimu said again, "Let's leave." ”
Then she changed her words again, "No, you divorce me, I'll leave immediately." ”
If you can't divide the property, you should have some compensation for being abandoned.
And if she is divorced, she can go back to Jiang's house openly and continue to eat and wait for death, as for the sister who doesn't like her, she can completely ignore it, she will marry sooner or later.
"Divorced you? You were given marriage to me by the emperor, and if you want to leave the palace, you can only die. ”
"What kind of marriage, it's not that you shamelessly asked for it, I am a noble daughter of destiny, kill me, you are also resisting the decree."
"Oh, really?" The corners of Chu Lanchen's lips hooked, and an evil smile appeared on his face, "What if the noble girl falls into the water and drowns?" ”
- So insidious!
He has the final say in this palace, he said that he drowned, and no one dared to say that he was hanged.
A certain princess was instigated in seconds.
“... Lord Wang, the concubine is wrong, huh... Woooooo
Jiang Zimu quickly cried in front of Chu Lanchen and hugged his legs, "Lord Wang, your status is noble, these methods of cutting off your head and burying them alive are obviously not in line with your temperament, and it is your character to be grounded in Ning Cuixuan for life!" ”
Chu Lanchen, "......"
A certain princess has a plan in her heart.
Yesterday I was also holding his leg and crying like this, and he ensured that he would not cut his nose or tongue.
It works!
However, a certain prince was like sitting on pins and needles, and roared in a low voice, "Can you not sneak this king's leg and tickle this king every time." ”
Chu Lanchen finally exposed the true face of a certain princess, and it can be heard that he gritted his teeth when he spoke.
This woman, this time, actually reached above her knees.
Seeing that his small movements were discovered, Jiang Zimu hurriedly quibbled, "No, Lord Wang, the concubine sees that the muscles on your legs are very hard, so I will help you massage it." ”
"Let go, this king doesn't need you to massage."
"Then do you want to die as a concubine?" Jiang Zimu raised his head, curled his pink lips, his eyebrows were slightly curled, and a pair of clear black eyes flashed, and he looked pitiful, which made people hate it.
"If you don't let go, you're going to die."
From yesterday to today, Chu Lanchen was thinking about how to punish this woman, but she always had the ability to mess around.
"Oh." A certain princess immediately let go and stood up.
Once again, it's no wonder everyone likes to hug their thighs.
"The matter between Mrs. Rong and Mrs. Lan is not over yet, you will enter the palace with this king tomorrow." Chu Lanchen said lightly, glancing at the princess who was still clubbed in front of him.
There are some things she still has to block.
"Oh." After Jiang Zimu replied, he suddenly realized the danger and hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, "She... What else is going on with them? ”
"This king said to protect you, but it is not a matter of your life."
In this way, Jiang Zimu was much more relieved, but then he had to inch in, "The concubine doesn't like to eat vegetables..."
"Get out—"
Hearing this, a certain princess ran away in a smoke.
This is the first time Chu Lanchen has been angry with her.
If she doesn't eat vegetables, it means that she will not be punished at all, and then she will be very shameless.
It's just, I said that I wanted to make this woman look good and let her kneel for a few hours, why did you let her get out of it unconsciously!?
The next morning, Jiang Zimu sat in front of the mirror and made up.
For her, who has been eating vegetables for a day, entering the palace is a desirable thing.
You should be able to eat a meal of meat.
But the maid who combed her hair was worried, "Master, have you remembered what the slave told you yesterday?"
"Well, remember, it's like standing like a pine, sitting like the wind, and walking like the wind, right, I remember it all."
Wan'er felt that the etiquette and etiquette that she had told her for a few hours last night had been in vain, and if the princess went to see the ladies in the palace with such a demeanor, she would startle them.
Forget it, resign yourself to fate, no matter how bad it is, there is still the prince in his pocket.
Just the master's face?
This is the first time she has officially met her in-laws, and it can't be too grand, but now the makeup is chic, but it lacks the luxury of a royal daughter-in-law.