In a panic, I collapsed on the small table that stood up to the weight of a human being, and the legs broke in less than three seconds.

With a click, I landed with the cards on the table, but my body was longer than the playing cards, and my brain fell on the iron bed frame with a bang, and my whole neck bent 30 degrees just stuck me, so I didn't continue to be injured.

Lin Feng and Hui Bo didn't react to what was going on, I suddenly put myself down and hurriedly tried to help me up.

"Don't touch me, don't touch me yet, where are my glasses?!" I endured the pain in my neck and asked them.

"Glasses? What about this! Here's it!" Lin Feng picked up the glasses that were thrown aside, and personally stuck the glasses on the bridge of my nose.

The glasses give me a sense of security that I have never felt before, like a campfire in the dark night, like a cup of coffee in the afternoon sun, like a bowl of fragrant spicy tang when I am hungry in the early morning.

I can't express my love for glasses, and I intend to be one with them in the future, regardless of you and me! Whoever plucks my glasses, I will slaughter all the doors.

Why do you say that, because ......

"Woo woo ~ woo woo ~ "

Hai Bo may have noticed our gaze, hiding in the quilt and crying quietly was not enough to vent the grievances in his heart, and lifted the quilt to expose the whole person and howled, and the downpour could come, pouring into three soup chickens.

"Haibo, what's wrong with you! Don't cry! Tell your brothers what happened, what's going on that you can't get over!"

Lin Feng frowned and asked Haibo with a worried expression, maybe he really regarded himself as the eldest brother of this group of little brothers after getting along for a short time, as the so-called eldest brother is the father, he naturally shouldered the burden on his shoulders.

Haibo's cry is really heartbreaking, his liver and intestines are broken, he is sincere, who listens to who cries and who listens to who kneels, you can't take care of it so well in the talent market if you spend 500 yuan.

Successively cried and woke up Haozi, Wild Donkey, and Yongqiang.

Look at it, weep for the dead! No, no, it's a living person.

These people should be the closest to me and Haibo, and they should belong to me...... I still chose to take off my glasses and climb into Haibo's bed to comfort him: "What's wrong? What are you crying about? Tell my brother something, there's nothing you can't get over. ”

"I ...... I want to perm my hair...... Ryoko! I want to get a perm! Woo woo oh ahhhh

"Uh...... You can't burn this stubble, it's hot for a long time, let's burn big waves, and the nightclub will ...... waves."

I looked up at the roof of the shed and said involuntarily.

Under the roof of the shed, there was a "person" standing behind Haibo, a "person" invisible to others, wearing a light blue suit and school uniform, smiling at me, her neck not bleeding as before, and the wound disappeared.

"I just want to burn my hair! I just want to burn my hair!"

Hai Bo took out Xie Guangkun's strength to die, played with his life, and the pillow, quilt, and mobile phone all fell on the floor of the bedroom, fortunately, the mobile phone was not broken, otherwise he would have cried to death tomorrow morning.

The "person" stood behind Hai Bo, did not make any other movements, and explained that he was not possessed outside the body, which should simply interfere with Hai Bo's emotions and make Hai Bo extremely sad.

I wasn't too scared this time, yes! No! I just fell down because I was too excited! Isn't it just a ghost? What's so scary!? It's a little strange why she stood behind Hai Bo and didn't choose me, the hundred ghost marks on my body were already eating electric lights, this guy was on, and prayed that this "person" around me was the boss, and didn't let me bring in more things.

"Hot, hot! It has to be hot, and we'll do it tomorrow!" I had to borrow the emotions of the donkey under the slope to speak.

Hai Bo hugged me into his arms, he buried his face in my shoulder, and whispered to me like a couple: "Dawn~ Did you make it?" I've liked you for a long time! I liked you when I saw you on the first day!"

it? And this plot!

The "person" was quite interested in seeing the next development of the plot, and I was a little flustered when I was held in my arms by Haibo, but at this moment, I had to give full play to the essence of the play, and said in a vinegary voice: "Then why did you kiss Yongqiang just now?" Look you still have strawberries around your neck! ”

"I didn't!" Hai Bo immediately stopped crying and opened his mouth to explain, Yongqiang, who was also watching the excitement, changed his face greatly, and asked Haozi to show him if he really had a strawberry around his neck, and his chastity was not guaranteed!

"You have it, you have it, you have it, you big liar!"

"Liang'er, I really don't!"

"I don't listen, you chicken cart! You are ruthless, you are shameless, you are vexatious!"

"Where am I ruthless, where I am shameless, where I am vexatious! Liang'er, listen to me!"

I'm about to vomit disgusted by the Taiwanese accent of my Northeast accent, I have to continue acting, the more I watch it, the more interested I become!

"I don't listen! I don't listen! You betrayed me! You don't love me anymore! After all, I'm going to take it all by myself!"

Yongqiang, a melon-eating crowd, let Haozi, a melon-eating crowd, find that there are really strawberries after reading it, accept everything calmly and be impressed by my acting skills, and complained: "You said that Liangzi really has something to do with Haibo, and I haven't seen it in the past few days!"

"I'll tell you that I know the inside story best, we have been together for several years, in fact, Liangzi is interested in Hai Bo first, and when he goes out to play, he will find a chance to hold hands with Hai Bo, and the little couple is quite sweet!"

Haozi is pure blind JB nonsense, my orientation is normal, okay. Yongqiang didn't care about anything else, showing an expression of sudden realization.

"Don't call it Liangzi or anything in the future, let's call Jia Lao gay, it's fashionable to listen to." Lin Feng held his chin with the palm of his hand and kept rubbing his chin as if he was thinking.

"This name is good, this name is good!" Yongqiang nodded, after all, I was the first to shout by his side, my orchard is my master

The wild donkey added: "Pick up the bricks and bricks and mix the society, just for me to show Jia Lao Gay?"

"Okay, you, this slogan is loud, and this is the slogan of our dormitory in the future."

Since then, this nickname has been unannounced and has become a rampant in the class.

And I was still struggling to act in idol dramas with Haibo at this time, and I raised my eyebrows: "What else do you want to explain?" Let's break up! You scumbag!"

"No...... Don't, my dear, have you forgotten the promise we made in the Great Gobi in the West? The sea is dry and the stones are rotten, and we will never be separated. ”

After Hai Bo finished speaking, he forcibly hugged me, not letting me break free, and affectionately wanted to bring me endless ecstasy in the middle of the night with his thick lips.

"Boom~"

Ah? Who laughs so cutely?

After I desperately pushed Haibo away, Haibo fell asleep with his head against the wall! The man standing behind him vanished.

"Whew~ It's okay to fall asleep!" I took a relaxed breath, adjusted the position of Haibo, and jumped out of bed on my own.

Lin Feng, Huibo, Haozi, Yongqiang, and Wild Donkey looked at me with ill-intentioned eyes at the same time: "Together!" Together! Together!"

"Oh! You're going to heaven!"

I made a gesture to hit the nearest classmate Haozi, Haozi retreated half a step back, and the five people shouted in unison: "Pick up the brick and brick society, just for me to show Jia Lao Gay!"

I'm Nima!