The next morning, I got up.

Looking at the honest Brother Erman and Jin Shiyan, who were sleeping thieves, he felt quite helpless, Brother Erman was purely heartless and liverless, and Jin Shiyan estimated that he really made the Golden Treasure scourge enough.

I didn't wake them up immediately, but got out of bed, picked up the stinky socks that had not been washed for three days, and the thief chicken perverted put the stinky socks to his nose and sniffed them.

it! It doesn't smell at all! The spirit umbrella has such a magical function, does that mean that I don't have to wash my socks in the future, put it in the house for two days, and how good it is to automatically air dry.

After confirming that the good spirit umbrella has this function, I put my socks on my feet, turned around and found Brother Erman's buttocks and pumped them twice.

Brother Erman, who was extremely angry when he got up, was woken up by me and scolded: "WD."

MD! Can you let the fox catch up on a good night's sleep in the morning! ”

"Get out, wake up Jin Shiyan, I want to practice!" I instructed Brother Erman to ask him to wake up Jin Shiyan.

Brother Erman was not used to Jin Shiyan at all, so he directly blocked Jin Shiyan's nostrils with his tail, and shouted in a sharp voice: "Hey! Nabs! Don't sleep! It's time to check out! ”

"Huh?" Jin Shiyan's face was suffocated and red before he woke up, and he pulled away his tail in a daze.

I stepped forward and grabbed him in a confused state: "Dude! Nabs! Don't sleep, you drank too much last night, ran to my store, put me here and slept all night, I'm going to work here, you go home quickly. ”

"Huh?" Jin Shiyan got up and leaned against the wall at a loss, rubbed his eyelids, and said incomprehensibly: "Did I drink too much last night?" Why don't I remember when I drank!? ”

"I drank too much and said I don't remember, if I hadn't stopped you, you would have to use my house as a toilet, and you said that you would pee on the wall for me to pee a picture of the Qingming River." I exaggerated and talked to Jin Shiyan.

Jin Shiyan himself is a cultural person, and the feeling of physical deficiency is especially like the state after drinking too much, so he said a little apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know I could do this if I drank too much."

"Don't say it, look at the wallet in your clothes, whether you lost your phone or something, go home if you don't lose it." As I spoke, I glanced at Brother Erman and motioned for him to hide.

I got up early in the morning and saw a big fat fox next to me, no one could bear it, there was nothing wrong with the person, but this time I scared my liver, so it was fucked.

Brother Erman shared the bed with me through this period of time, and established a mentally retarded lihe group, and the tacit understanding between the two of us was already high to a certain degree, he understood what I meant very well, and conveyed it to me with a wink of his eyes, Jin Shiyan couldn't see any strange eyes.

Jin Shiyan lifted the quilt and got out of bed, patted his clothes and found nothing in them, and the most important thing was that his eyes couldn't see the "person", and the feeling of body control disappeared completely, so he no longer cared if he lost his wallet and mobile phone, and said to me politely: "Thank you, I won't bother you, can you leave me a mobile phone number or something?" I'll contact you when I get home and send you a red envelope or something. ”

"No, no, no."

I hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed his hand, and sent him out: "You just remember that there are good people in this world, it's over, please call me Lei Feng."

"Uh...... Comrade Lei Feng. Jin Shiyan was taken out of the bedroom by me, his eyes looked around, and he said with some trepidation: "Comrade Lei Feng, it seems that your house is not very clean."

"Huh? Would you still do this? I heard him say this, and he went downstairs faster, Brother Erman used a blinding method to avoid his eyes, but the feng shui layout of this room did not hide from his eyes, after all, he could really be said to be a powerful person in his last life.

Jin Shiyan swore to me and said: "You have to believe my words, I tell you, my eyes can see ghosts, your house is absolutely not clean, if you have kung fu, find someone with real skills, clean up your house, otherwise it will be harmful to your body."

it? This Nima actually showed me something?

I forced a smile and said to him: "Big brother, I know, I'll find someone to clean it up for me when I go back, I must make it straight, the kind that Lord Yama will tremble when he comes to my house."

"If you know, it's good." Jin Shiyan saw that I was stumbling at him with small words, so he didn't talk any more, and was helped by me to the front of the store.

I opened the lock and successfully sent him out, by the way, pay attention to safety on the road.

When he was completely disappeared in front of me, I locked the door of the store, turned around and sighed: "But if you send this plague god away, don't let me touch him again, then it will really be eight lifetimes of blood mold."

After today's fight, Jin Shiyan's mental state gradually recovered, and he found a relatively stable job with his 211 university diploma in H City, and he was living a good life.

It's just that five years later, Jin Shiyan had a car accident and went blind in one eye due to fatigue driving.

I don't know if there is any other story behind this blindness.

Go back to the bedroom on the second floor and give Brother Erman to Brother Xu's house

I closed the door, sat cross-legged on the bed, put the spirit umbrella on my lap, like a chivalrous man in the TV series comprehending the way of the sword, my hands sank to the handle and the tip of the umbrella respectively, and rubbed back and forth calmly.

Since Brother Xu doesn't know how to go on my path, it's better for me to grope for it myself, which step I go to, and if I die, I will die.

I meditate with such determination.

I don't know what kind of material the umbrella surface is made of gives me a very comfortable feeling, it is a little cool to the touch and a little warm, it seems that the temperature of the umbrella surface will change with the change of my mood.

Everything is so natural.

I chose to discard the mudra and try to have a beautiful and smooth spiritual communication with the spirit umbrella, to try to input the power of the hundred ghost seals into the core umbrella bones of the spirit umbrella, and try to make myself stronger.

A faint black light enveloped me and the Umbrella, treating me and the Umbrella as one and the same.

I fell asleep again, this time without mountains and woods, without chimpanzees who wanted to live or die with me, and without a door to communicate with other people's dreams.

There is only a chaotic unopened world, and there is a small crack between the end of the sky and the corner of the earth, and what supports this rift that does not heal is the spirit umbrella.

I stood in front of the umbrella and stared at the umbrella, as if the umbrella was staring at me as well.

In the dream, my whole body was **, and my skin was covered by black scratches and bite marks.

Black yin qi rises from the landscape tattoo on my right hand, red resentment rises from the resentment scar on my left hand, and red yang qi rises from my heavenly fire.

The three are fused into one, what is one, showing the same chaotic color as this dream.

For a moment, I felt that I had reached some kind of consensus with this heaven and earth, just like what I wrote in the fantasy novel, and I was like the unique master of this world.

But it only lasted for a moment.

The next moment the parachute disappeared, heaven and earth reunited, and everything came to naught in the sound of the explosion, which hit my heart.

Outside of my dream, I was broken by the rare feeling of epiphany, and I opened my eyes and found that I had unconsciously operated the aura of heaven and earth and walked four times in my body.

And it reached the so-called turtle sucking state, and when I woke up, I exhaled a big mouthful of turbidity.

Although this was enough to make me happy, I still put the spirit umbrella aside in frustration and picked up the pen and yellow rune paper.

After drawing four characters in a row, I magically didn't feel the gas deficit in my body, and I was at ease, and I could even draw the sixth or even the seventh.

I didn't go any further, staring at the four characters with glazed eyes, and muttered in disbelief, "This ...... This Nima ...... Don't? I've the fuck broken through?! it! The strong man of the Dou Sect is so terrifying! ”

"No...... According to common sense, I have to consolidate my roots now, and I can't be blind. I packed up the charm and put it in my wallet, and I was lying on the bed with a spirit umbrella.

After thinking about it, what the hell is going on in the dream just now, it's exactly the same as the top magic weapon in a fantasy novel!

Could it be that buddy, I will also have a magic weapon with a different dimension in the future? Isn't that awesome?

At the same time, the hundred ghost marks penetrated my skin and initially carved into my soul, which I was terminally ill that I was not aware of.