The above are the two biggest businesses that Shen Yan has done since he opened the store - the business of the sage who opens the door and waits for the fish to take the bait is not so easy to do. This is especially true when there are still many vexatious birdmen in the world.

For example, if someone came over with a severed hand, he opened his mouth and asked Shen Yan to help him make one. Shen Yan took out a pair of chopsticks speechlessly, and said I have a treat, now that I have and chopsticks, can you help me prepare the table dishes?

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Others came to ask about emotional issues......

was so angry that Shen Yan rolled around on the table with eight bird eggs, but when he looked up after playing for a long time, the guy opposite was still bowing his head and depressed!

Shen Yan slapped the table, "I said do you understand the rules?" Would you like me to help? If you think about it, you should say: Master, are you doing this to make me more tactful, so that the relationship can last? ”

“…… Master, are you doing this to make me more tactful, so that the relationship can last? ”

"No," Shen Yan instantly changed his expression, stood up with a straight face and put away the eight bird eggs and walked to the kitchen, "I mean, you hurry up and roll a few eggs for me, Lao Tzu is not an emotional consultant!" ”

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There are also people who come to ask for money, hoping that Shen Yan will help him point out the location of a big treasure - every time this time, Shen Yan feels that he was very stupid back then. When you play the game, you believe that NPCs will actually tell you the location of the treasure...... There is a treasure, why don't I know how to dig it myself?

"Yes!" At this time, Shen Yan usually agreed happily, and then took out a letter that had been prepared a long time ago, "Send this letter to the Golden Fields Monastery first, and when you get the reply, I will tell you the next clue." ”

This step dissuaded 99% of the bored people, and the last one left with the letter full of confidence, not knowing whether he was still on the road or was eaten by something, and never came back anyway. Anyway, even if he comes back, Shen Yan still has 99 serial tasks waiting for him here!

If he can really finish it, it means that he has made a fortune...... Collect 99 gems and ask if you are afraid? There are also corners from all over the world looking for small notes, and Ubisoft's silly box game to learn about.

A veteran gamer of fifteen years said that the longest path he has taken in his life is the Ubisoft routine.

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The most excessive thing is that a woman actually carried a dead man on her back to resurrect him.

You've got a taste of it!

Of course, the woman knew that she was not giving up—would she come here if it wasn't for the temple's refusal to accept her (beyond the resurrection period)?

Of course, Shen Yan refused, for this reason, the woman almost exhausted all methods, spending money was not tempting, and finally took a knife to set fire to his neck! Shen Yan still spread his hands and said that he really couldn't be resurrected...... If I had this ability, I would still be a wool sage!

Standing on the Winterless City Square, insert a "professional resurrection, not afraid of taste" sign, then it is not a lot of money, what do you want?

The woman was heartbroken and left...... Shen Yan thought that this was the end of this matter. As a result, when they came the next day, they found a new grave on the hillside opposite the house!!

What the hell am I ......

*****

It's hard to be a man, it's even harder to be a sage, and it's even harder to be a male sage!

No wonder so many sages have "withdrawn and eccentric" personalities, which are all forced by society! Lao Tzu has only been working for a winter and half a spring, and he is about to be depressed!

Especially after the beginning of spring, when the road is no longer an obstacle, more and more people come. Many people have heard that there is a sage here, and even if there is nothing to do, they have to come from thousands of miles to see the new ...... Because this is a living sage! Then I searched my stomach and thought of some weird questions to embarrass me Shen Yan, how boring do you say the people of the Northland must be?

It's a pity it's that boring!

In an agrarian society, it's busy in March a year, and the rest of the time is boring.

So much so that Shen Yan wondered more than once if he had entered the wrong line - why did everything turn into a joke in the end, is this the fault of the world or my own fault?

In fact, after making those two big orders, Shen Yan thought about whether he would not be a sage...... Just selling Viagra and female plastic surgery is enough to make him rich! Does it still make sense to continue to be a sage? However, it's just a matter of thinking about it, because Shen Yan has never pursued money (serious face), but influence on the world!

The power that moves the world and changes destiny!

When Shen Yan looked up at the sky, he saw not only clouds, but also dragons soaring with wings, romantic and infinite astral boundaries, constellations representing the gods, and ...... A ring city high above the heavens!

For him, this is the city of thousands of years ago! Thousands of years later, all that remains for him is ruins. Thousands of years ago, he was killed by his mother, and thousands of years later, he was an ignorant little civil servant Shen Yan.

Could the worst outcome be worse than that? In that case, why not try to make a change?!

Shen Yan wasn't worried that he would affect Lady Huancheng's plans, how much coincidence would it take for a small flying insect to affect a big storm? Besides, does the Lady of the City really have a plan? Shen Yan felt that it was just a willfulness to do whatever he wanted...... Anyway, there is no power to threaten the lady, and the only person who can scare her is a dead house.

*****

Shen Yan was tired of it, and had to change the rules of life to go out day and night.

The sun set, and just when most of the people were about to go to bed and play with their wives, Shen Yan got up. He brushed his teeth, washed his face, went to the toilet, washed his hands and ate breakfast, then pulled the deadbolt of the door and pushed open the nailed door and walked into the courtyard.

You read that right, it's the "nailed door", the door of the wooden house is lined with exaggerated iron nails, which are fixed to the door frame. The door reads, "Don't knock, you're not there!" "Not really!" "Is there something wrong with you? I said no! ”…… Seeing the nailed door and these warnings on the door, the generally stupid ones are stopped.

But the smart will find that the real door is actually with the door frame.

It's a little trick, but it works.

Then it's time to breathe in the fresh air and do morning exercises, which is to pick up the sledgehammer by the door and lift it a hundred times to move your muscles and bones. Anyway, this thing has been lost by the door for almost three months, and it hasn't been stolen yet, when did steel become so worthless?

It was obviously evening, but he finished getting up in an orderly manner.

Finally, Shen Yan walked to the edge of the cliff and said to the other side in a very ordinary tone, "Mr. Pine, morning, how did you sleep yesterday?" ”

"It's not very good, I've been dreaming about the past lately." Someone on the other side replied in the darkness, his voice rather hoarse.

At this time, the last rays of the setting sun also sink into the sky, and the surroundings are completely darkened. Shen Yan snapped his fingers to the side, and the torch inserted in front of the door was lit with a bang, illuminating the area in front of the door more than a dozen zhang square, and also illuminated the ......

On the opposite hillside, the face of the zombie sitting by the grave.

So in the world of high magic, dead people are really troublesome!