Chapter 12: Teach you how to fall in love
Huo Qiyang raised his eyes, glanced at her meaningfully, and said slowly: "Only my order can turn it off." ”
“…… Well, that's fine. ”
Ji Siran lowered his head when he heard this, and no longer bothered about this matter, because the possibility of letting him turn off the artificial intellectual disability is basically zero.
"Besides, I know what you mean." He said suddenly.
Ji Siran was speechless.
"You know what you're doing? Do you believe what this artificial retarded person says? Have you ever been in a relationship with a woman? Do you understand women? Do you understand the truth of talking on paper? Truth always needs to be practiced! ”
She's going mad!
Huo Qiyang didn't react at all, and even killed her directly in seconds with a word.
"Oh? Say as if you've been in love? ”
He raised his eyebrows, and there was an understatement smile on the corner of his mouth, but it was enough to defeat Ji Siran.
"So what? At least I'm a woman! Are you? She thought for a moment, found the key point, and puffed up her chest again.
Huo Qiyang originally frowned slightly, but when he saw her chest up, he suddenly smiled.
"Come here." He beckoned to her.
The gentle smile on his eyebrows and eyes made his clear face unusually good-looking.
Ji Siran raised his eyes and found that there was a shallow tear mole under the corner of his eye, and when he laughed, the tear mole seemed to come alive, and the color was a little red.
She watched, and before she knew it, she took a step and walked up to him.
"I'll teach you how to fall in love."
He chuckled, muttered in a low voice, and suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged Ji Siran in front of him to his lap.
"We should be an office romance, right? You've got to put it to good use. ”
He dropped the sentence with a hoarse voice, and then leaned down and blew lightly on her neck.
"What are you doing!"
Ji Siran shuddered, suddenly came back to his senses, and struggled to stand up.
"Shhhh
Huo Qiyang pressed her waist with one hand, and his slender fingertips touched her lips.
"I ......" how can I not move in this situation! She's been hugged and fed!
Ji Siran's face turned red in a hurry, and he kept twisting his waist to stand up.
"How can I punish you for being so disobedient?"
He frowned slightly, looking confused.
"......" Ji Siran opened his mouth, and when he was about to scold, his waist suddenly tightened, and the whole person was suddenly pressed to the table by him.
"What the hell are you going to do!"
Ji Siran was completely dumbfounded, with a cold and hard mouse on her back, clearly reminding her of the fact that she was knocked on the table.
"I've already said it, teach you to fall in love?"
Huo Qiyang looked at her seriously, leaned over, and touched her red lips with thin lips.
The dragonfly touched the water, and it was really just a touch.
Ji Siran's mind was 'bang! It exploded.
"Wait! Wait a minute! You seem to have misunderstood! Women don't like to be pressed on the table and make love! This mouse hurts my back! ”
She waved her hand and pushed him away, muttering something incoherently.
"Does it hurt? So where do you like to be pressed and make out? In bed? ”
"......" Ji Siran pursed his lips and was silent.
Huo Qiyang thought for a while, and said, "Will the bed be better?" ”
"You nonsense! Can a bed and a table be compared? Definitely the bed is more comfortable! Ji Siran blurted out and took his words.
Huo Qiyang rolled his eyes and looked at her with a deep gaze.
Then she froze.
"Ahhh What the hell am I talking about? That was not what I meant! And I don't want to be pressed anywhere! ”
Compared with Ji Siran's madness, Huo Qiyang just nodded slowly and replied calmly.
"Well, I know, you don't have to be shy about expressing your hobbies, as your boyfriend, I will try to meet your requirements for the venue next time."
"You know, you know! That's not what I meant at all! ”
Ji Siran barely stood up and yelled at him.
Huo Qiyang frowned slightly, his slender fingertips loosened her confinement, scratched her ears lightly, and said lightly:
"Even if I don't meet your request this time, you don't have to be so excited, the effect is still the same."
"I ......"
Ji Siran was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.
"Forget it! I'm too lazy to bother with you, think whatever you like! ”
At the cost of 'blood' and 'tears', she finally understood a truth.
Whoever you quarrel with, you can't quarrel with Huo Qiyang, because this person is not a normal person's mind at all!
"My feet are numb, what do you still have to press...... Until when? ”
She craned her neck and glared at him, ashamed to say the words 'hold me down'.
"What do you think?"
Huo Qiyang raised his eyebrows slightly, supported the back of her head with one hand, and slowly leaned down with a clear face.
I'll go!
Ji Siran cursed secretly in his heart, closed his eyes stiffly, and turned his head away.
……
By the time she came out of the office again, her whole face was almost ripe.
This nerd!
It's all said that it's not good on paper! Speak politely and methodically, and in the end, you can't even kiss!
Ji Siran frowned, raised his hand, and wiped his mouth viciously.
"Hiss......" just touched it, but gasped in pain.
The skin on his lips is broken.
Where is this guy kissing, it's like gnawing her mouth like a bone!
The next time he kisses like this, she must bite back hard!
Wrong!
There is no next time already!
Ji Siran shook his head vigorously, shaking off the messy thoughts in his mind.