It's strange that Qiao Shengping and the young grandmother will be together, it turns out that the day we officially met was the twenty-second day of the lunar month, and the second day was Xiao Nian.

I heard Qiao Shengping tell me later, that day, Mrs. Qiao asked the small kitchen to make cloud cake and jujube flower cake, and Qiao Shengping took two snacks to invite the young grandmother back to the house, although the mother-in-law did not come forward in person, but the two bags of pastries have shown that Qiao Shengping did not come to invite alone, and the New Year is approaching, the young grandmother has to return to Qiao's house with Shen'er and Liu's mother. The difference between marrying and not marrying is that no matter how tolerant the husband's family is, there will be etiquette restrictions.

It was only after the young grandmother returned to Qiao's Mansion that I was exposed! Qiao Shengping was worried about whether the young grandmother had taken me with him, and in the end he really had no choice but to sell me, and he also emphasized that it was not good for me to stay with the young grandmother, but I guess he definitely didn't dare to say that he had a dirty mind, and he was relieved when he found out that I had actually been kept by Shen'er.

After the young grandmother and I got acquainted, she was not afraid of me, but asked curiously, "Are you a boy?" ”

I replied, no!

The young grandmother looked at Qiao Shengping and then at me, and an unsmellable decay slowly grew in the air, "Then don't you suffer a loss with Qiao Shengping?" ”

Why the loss? I'm a little stunned a little too many times today, I need someone to help me shake the water in my head, I looked at Qiao Shengping, why did Qiao Shengping show an unbelievable look? "You are a young master, you dare to say that you are not a man?"

I explained to Qiao Shengping, I learned from you! When I first met you, you just called Master all day long, and then I knew that it was a self-proclaim, and I felt domineering!

Qiao Shengping's face changed several colors with the rhythm of my speech, and finally a pair of pig liver was facing me, "I ....... me...... I've been innocent for more than 20 years, and I've ruined it in your hands! Why are your girls so reserved! He swore to the young grandmother with tears and snot, "Yimei, I can prove the sun and the moon to you, I really don't know that it is a female goblin!" ”

The young grandmother peeled off Qiao Shengping's hand in disgust, "Don't you take it with you every day and still share the same bed?" At this time, what can be said at this time, the world can be proven, the sun and the moon can be seen! ”

Well? It seems that Qiao Shengping confessed a lot to the young grandmother! All these things? But young grandma, you don't use the right words, it's true to bring it with you every day, but I'm in my purse? On the day I first met Qiao Shengping, I slept in his hands once after chatting for more than half the night, is this considered sharing a bed? I scratched my palms in my heart, is Qiao Shengping better for me or better for my young grandmother?

"Sister Yi, I'm wronged! How did I know this dead boy was a girl? It was he who found me, and he said that he wanted me to help him pinch his face, I am its destined person, I am really wronged! ”

"Someone who is destined? Ha! The young grandmother snorted calmly by Qiao Sheng, I looked left and left, I really couldn't understand them, why was the young grandmother angry? Qiao Shengping is indeed the person I am looking for, right? I'm broken?

"Hour light! Why did you come to me? Why can't you find someone else? "Qiao Shengping won't poke me this time, I'll smash it.

Qiao Shengping, you tap! I just need to find someone who is destined to change my face with me, and I didn't mean to find you? After pinching my face, I can pinch my body, and then I can cultivate as an adult, and I'm just a machine spirit at this time, why are you so fierce!

"Qiao Shengping, you're almost done, you're still competing with a girl! It's not to blame you for not asking in the first place. The young grandmother estimated that she saw the grievances of my crying, snatched me from Qiao Shengping's hand, and comforted me, "Don't cry, when the time comes, it will be a crying face, and the girl's crying face is not good." ”

No one has ever said this to me, thinking of the unreliable grandfather, and the Qiao Shengping in front of me, who is disliking me and dying of disgust, the Yangtze River I am aggrieved is about to burst, I sobbed and hiccuped, and I did not forget to be grateful to the young grandmother, "Young grandma...... No...... Worry about me, I haven't ...... yet Body, crying is not bad...... It's okay to cry badly...... I'm not a girl...... I ......"

Before I finished what I was going to say later, the young grandmother's hands trembled, and Qiao Shengping jumped up and pulled me into his hands, "You're not a girl?" ”

The young grandmother and Qiao Sheng stared at me in unison, this is the first time I have seen them look and act so in unison since I came here, even my hiccups have been cured.

Qiao Shengping asked me again: "Didn't you just say that you are not a boy?" Why do you say you're not a girl? ”

I just remembered that I didn't seem to have told Qiao Shengping about my gender, but Qiao Shengping didn't ask? I explained to Qiao Shengping and the young grandmother.

I'm a machine spirit! How can there be gender? It's not a soul spirit that has been captured and refined, I was born and raised, and I won't know until I cultivate into an adult whether it's a man or a woman!

Qiao Shengping looked relieved after listening to it, and the young grandmother was in a circle after listening to it for a long time, and I asked in a low voice: I don't even have a gender, Qiao Shengping, can you still help me pinch my face?

"Huh? This one...... I ...... this."

"Ahhhh Help! Of course it helped! When the time comes, if you like girls, let Qiao Shengping pinch a boy's body for you, and if you like boys, let Qiao Shengping pinch a girl's body for you! ”

Qiao Shengping hasn't made a decision yet, and the young grandmother has already made a decision on the spot, but Qiao Shengping and I didn't understand what the second half of the young grandmother's sentence meant, Qiao Shengping asked for me: "Why do you like girls to pinch a man's body?" ”

"It's convenient to fall in love! If he falls in love with a girl, he must have a boy to marry someone! ”

Daigo empowerment!

200 years, I have seen all kinds of people in the mirror shop, many of them are interesting, in order to have a good relationship with the young grandmother, I began to tell stories to the young grandmother, the young grandmother likes to listen very much, I found that the young grandmother is not as tough as she looks on the outside, she will also be amused by a story laughing, at first Qiao Shengping was very ate The young grandmother held me in the palm of her hand, and from time to time she made a mess for us, and then he was just crooked on the chaise longue over there, and sipped melon seeds with tea, I swept over and glanced over, What kind of eyes did Qiao Shengping look at the young grandmother? It's like a cat that sees a ball of pom-pom and can't bear to scratch it!

Qiao Shengping handed a handful of melon seeds to the young grandmother, and the young grandmother took it with a grin without looking at it, it was actually a peeled melon seed kernel? Qiao Shengping is really good at behaving! I went to see Qiao Shengping again while talking, because my affairs should not be known to more people, there was no one in the house to serve, Qiao Shengping peeled melon seeds for the young grandmother and had fun, he ran out happily and quickly picked up a bag and peeled it.

Qiao Shengping's other skills have not risen, but it is a thief to beat snakes and sticks!

After listening to the story for an afternoon, my grandmother was tired of listening, and to be honest, I was even more tired of telling it. Not long after we stopped, someone from the wife's house said that Chef Zhang of the big kitchen took leave to return to her hometown, and the big kitchen was too busy at night, so let Qiao Shengping eat in their own yard tonight, Qiao Shengping's cat's eyes brightened a little again, and it was really more and more energetic at night, and the cat's habits were really hard to change!

Qiao Shengping didn't leave in the room, he beckoned the small kitchen to prepare dinner, and he was going to put the dinner in the young grandmother's room, he muttered earnestly, "Tomorrow I will sacrifice to the god of the stove, there is a big banquet in the house, I definitely can't dine at the same table with Yimei, let's be in our own courtyard today, okay?" ”

The young grandmother was stunned by Qiao Shengping, and only when she reacted did she seem to ask, "There is a big banquet tomorrow?" Qiao Shengping nodded, "Chef Zhang can still ask for leave?" ”

Qiao Shengping nodded again against his will, "Qiao's mansion treats his subordinates leniently, and Chef Zhang must have something important to ask for leave!" ”

The young grandmother raised her hand, and found that there was no whip in her hand, so she could only put it down again, "I think I should also send some foreign food to Chef Zhang, such a discerning subordinate has to be reused!" ”

This time, Qiao Shengping didn't dare to nod, he saw that the young grandmother was sitting on a chair alone and didn't speak, so he ran over and pulled out a chair, and the two of them just sat and waited for the small kitchen to be served.

I put a fancy face on them and swiped back and forth, you see, how good is it to sit honestly for a while? Why do you have to bite when you have to meet? Chef Zhang really deserves to be rewarded, and the person who comes to spread the word should also be rewarded!