"A bowl of white grain and fine water."

Standing in front of me at this moment is a beautiful young lady, with a melon seed face and big peach blossom eyes, and a plump figure that is about to come out, definitely thin where it should be thin, fat where it should be fat, and at first glance there is some taste of Hong Kong star Wang Zuxian.

What a resounding beauty!

It's just the huge fox tail telling me to be calm.

And when she talked to me, she stretched out her green jade fingers to lift my chin, and by the way, she stuck out her tongue and licked her lips slightly to tease me.

"So sassy? Aren't you afraid of flashing your waist?

Brother Erman finally stopped pretending to be a dead fox, pouted and glanced at the young lady with disdain, and shrugged his eyes half-asleep.

The young lady smiled charmingly and stretched her voice: "Yo~Who should I be~It's Brother Erman~"

“wd

MD, can you talk to me well, it's all a thousand-year-old fox playing with us and chatting fast. ”

Described in the Northeast dialect, Brother Erman pinched his eyes and looked down on the young lady in front of him.

"Brother Erman, why are you here?" The young lady didn't dare to take her hand back presumptuously, but her ass was still sitting on the front desk, and she raised her legs to look at Brother Erman, who was nesting in the corner of the table.

Brother Erman wagged his tail: "My brother is here, of course I'm here!" You've come down to the mountain to run errands, right? That's right! What did you just say? What are you going to drink? ”

"I ......"

Facing the scorching and pressing Brother Erman, the young lady was speechless for a while.

Brother Erman squinted at her: "Heh~ The rule set by the third master Hu is that you can't drink white sorghum water and yellow sorghum water when you go down the mountain to do errands." When you open your mouth, you come to ask for white sorghum water, how do you drop? Specifications and etiquette can't control you, right? Aren't you afraid that you can't find your way back to the mountain in that haystack!? ”

I saw that the situation was not good, and Brother Erman had a-for-tat confrontation with his kind for the first time, so I quickly rubbed his fox head and said, "Okay, okay, Brother Erman, let's not be angry."

"Cut."

Ermange arched his body and found a comfortable angle again, closed his eyes and rested.

After comforting Brother Erman, I said to the young lady in front of me: "My Brother Erman is like this, don't be like him, what do you want to use?"

"Hmph~ Bring me a big bowl of tea." The young lady said dissatisfied.

I quickly got up, took out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, took out a paper cup, poured her a glass, and served it in front of the table.

Fortunately, the front desk that Brother Xu bought was long enough, otherwise many of these demons and monsters would not be able to sit down.

The young lady took a slow breath, drank the essence of the water, raised her ass and patted the dust on her clean clothes, turned around and left.

When I walked out of the store, he gave me a flying kiss.

Ou Yo, my little heart, poof, puff, so fucking attractive!

"What's up? Moved by the hearts of mortals? ”

Brother Erman waited for the young lady to leave before he approached me.

I rubbed my little face to dissipate the residual heat on my face: "Who is this?" Do you know? ”

"I know, I've taken a few face-to-face photos, but I can't look down on these things, immortals are not immortals, demons are not demons, and they seem to be beautiful."

"Okay, okay, every family has their own preferences, you this idle thing."

"If you want the above to know that these things are all virtuous, you have to go to the Iron Brake Mountain and kneel and whip with their first horse."

"You've become angry."

I reluctantly picked up Brother Erman and finished reading the ending of this novel with him.

Tonight, there was actually a fox fairy passing by to ask for a bowl of water to drink after finishing his errands, indicating that there will be more miscellaneous things in the future.

Can there be that kind of ancient powerful soul to teach me what supreme divine decision, the kind that can make me become an immortal with three thunderbolts.

No, I have to find a time for Brother Xu to strengthen and strengthen the hundred ghost marks on my body, I can't just recruit ghosts! Gotta recruit some great grandfather or something.

"Sister, you slow down."

Suddenly, there was a little girl's voice outside the door, and I looked up at the door with Brother Erman.

Outside the door are two little girls holding a little girl, just the three who bought milk tea before, the little girl with glasses drank fast and unconscious, and instinctively drew a circle with her left foot and kicked the aisle with her right foot.

Brother Erman rubbed my face and whistled: "WD."

MD! Hurry, here's your chance!"

"What a chance?"

"Go take care of other people's little girls!"

"Huh? How can I take care of people who drink too much? ”

"Ma slipped away, what's the ink, believe it or not, Brother Erman, I'll beat you!"

I was afraid of Brother Erman's obscenity and walked towards the three little girls.

The little girl with glasses helped me to vomit at the door of my shop, and when I passed, the scene was terrible.

Assi! The yellow and black are all over the place! I'll have to clean it up tomorrow!

Thinking so in my heart, I hypocritically said, "What's wrong? This is? ”

"Drink too much." The short-haired old girl gently patted the glasses on the back of the little girl to help her induce vomiting.

"Don't vomit like this!"

I couldn't stand the image of the bespectacled girl in my mind being so embarrassed.

"What's going on?"

The short-haired old girl looked up at me unhappily.

"I have to clean up tomorrow if you vomit all over there, go, there is a place over there to vomit there." I pointed to the open space under the telephone pole and said in disbelief.

The little girl with glasses felt a lot more comfortable after spitting a few mouthfuls, barely regained consciousness, and just heard what I said, and stubbornly raised her head: "Help me go...... I go up there and vomit, I can't vomit at the door of someone's house. ”

"I'm sorry, big brother, we'll leave right away."

After the long-haired girl said a word to me, she and the short-haired old girl helped the bespectacled girl to the telephone pole.

I stood there with my hands in my pockets and looked at the three little girls, and when the little girls vomited almost enough, the three of them staggered in the direction of their house.

"Alas!"

I sighed and turned around to enter the store, and Brother Erman threw over a bottle of mineral water that was not too cold.

"The man is gone!"

I took the mineral water, unscrewed the lid and only said an ambiguous word to Brother Erman.

"Let's go after it! Why are you so stupid? ”

Brother Erman pointed at my nose and scolded angrily.

I bowed my head and was silent, and after ten seconds I turned and walked out the door, mineral water in my hand.

But when I walked out the door, I found that the three little girls had come to the end of the road and turned a corner.

It's not for nothing that you can't find a partner!

I drank all the bottles of mineral water in my stomach, trying to throw the empty bottles to the ground to vent my stupidity, and after thinking about it, I threw the empty bottles into the nearby trash can.

What can you do without a subject? Isn't it nice to live alone?

I fall in love with others, and they don't necessarily like me, right?

But when I gave up and turned around to go back to the shop, there was only one street lamp left in the street, and the light hit the three of them, and the shadow that appeared on the ground changed from three to four.

The fourth shadow that suddenly appeared silently followed behind the three shadows with a big belly.