Chapter 113: Black and White Impermanence (3)
Bai Wuchang handed me a look that should not be afraid, and began to play a round: "You get up quickly, my brother has a straight temper and admits death."
"Must die!" Hei Wuchang smiled and repeatedly said that he must die, but his tone was very different from just now, and he smiled very brightly, standing beside Bai Wuchang for a while, the footsteps of the lower half of his body began to sway regularly.
In the words of ordinary people, to describe the black impermanence at this time, that is, when you look at this forced appearance, you don't drink less, and you are all drunk.
I stood up awkwardly, although I was very flustered, but I greeted the two brothers politely: "Junior, I'm leaving, I wish you two a good time and have fun."
"Let's go, let's go." Bai Wuchang waved the mourning stick in his hand, like an elder, and told me: "What is your body, you know it yourself, go out less at night in the future, if you want to go out, report to your brother for a while, don't make any trouble."
"Okay! Elder brother! "I quietly changed my cheeky tone and replaced the seventh master with my brother.
Relationship this thing, not along the pole to the top, what a chance given by the blind people.
Bai Wuchang ignored me and called him brother: "You kid, it's very interesting."
"Hiccup~" Black Impermanence burped and echoed White Impermanence: "Must die!"
These two guys are quite life-like, not dead at all.
Thinking so in my heart, I bowed deeply to the two brothers, and turned around without hesitation to find Brother Xu and my sister-in-law.
Who knows who's going to come out next, and what moths will come out again, I can't accept it.
The top ten handsome, I can count myself as seeing four of them.
Why are there four of them, for example, if black and white are impermanent, and the Night Wanderer is a limited custom version, then the bull head horse noodles are the assembly line production version.
Niutou Horse Noodles is more like an army, just like Niu Tian, who says to the outside world that he is a Bull Heads and Horse Noodles, and there is nothing wrong with the ghosts in charge of the underworld.
From the impression point of view, black and white impermanence gives me the best feeling, not pretending to be forced or putting on a score, it may be because of the end of the drink.
After my figure completely disappeared in front of Black and White Impermanence, Bai Impermanence was bored and fiddled with the mourning stick in his hand, and said to Black Impermanence, who was still dangling blindly: "Old Hei, why did you say that Xiao Yuxin gave him the Heavenly Master Order?" Although this Heavenly Master Order is not very useful, it is also a family heirloom of his family, and when he encounters us ghosts, there is no problem in asking for a three-point thin face. ”
We don't know if Hei Wuchang drank fake wine that was a specialty of Yangshi, which has not eased his addiction to alcohol, after listening to his brother's words, he muttered a few words in his mouth that he must die, put away the Qiankun bag, carried the iron hook, and said loudly to Bai Impermanence: "Must!" Beard! Die! ”
For the words of black impermanence, only Bai impermanence, who has been tacitly understood for many years and has the same heart.
He stretched out his hand to help Hei Wuchang, as if talking to himself, and as if he was saying to Hei Wuchang: "Okay, okay, I know, our brothers just know our camp, and we can't control it if we have more, do you want to see what Tai Sui's splash looks like?"
"Must die...... Must die...... Must die ......" Hei Wuchang tiptoed slightly in Bai Wuchang's ear and muttered quietly.
After listening to his analysis, Bai Wuchang said clearly: "Then let's not go, the real body finally came up for a day, let's go up to J Gang Mountain, and then drink something?"
"Must die!" Hei Wuchang was at ease, and he happily agreed with the idea of Bai Wuchang.
Bai Wuchang helped Hei Wuchang to walk along the road: "I invited you for the last meal, you have to invite this barbecue, our little cash in the yang world a month is not enough for the two of us to waste casually."
"Must die!" As soon as Hei Wuchang heard that he was going to have a treat, he suddenly turned white and said why don't you want to drink.
Bai Wuchang patted the back of Hei Wuchang's head, and scolded with a smile in Northeast dialect: "You said that you searched for a day and let you have a treat, as if you could make you die, we are all brothers, how can you drop a meal?"
"Must die...... "Black impermanence must die for a meal, it seems to be theorizing with Bai impermanence because of what is not invited.
"Hold it back, I ask me to please, I'll definitely put the brain melon bag for you to drink in the toilet tonight, or I won't bring the surname Xie!"
"Must die!"
"Oops! You're going to tear it up with me! I don't seem to have cut you in days, you forgot that I was your brother?! ”
"Must die!"
"Give you a big neck!"
"Must die!"
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The two brothers enjoyed their free time and made their way to the next restaurant noisily, but it is impossible to know how much they drank afterwards.
And I dragged my physically and mentally exhausted body, limped to the riverside, and successfully found Brother Xu who was holding my sister-in-law in my arms.
Brother Xu had a playful look in his eyes: "Yo~ Master Kongran is back?"
"! Don't mention it, who are you and I touched? "I'm in a spirited fight, ready to blow a stabbing.
Although the two places are only 20 meters away, there are green trees and grass around to block the view, and the sky is not too bright.
Brother Xu didn't see it too clearly, but he sensed eight or nine: "Who did you touch?" Did you touch the Jizo King Bodhisattva? Didn't you say a word to him, my Buddha is compassionate? ”
"That's not it!" I scratched my head and bared my teeth and said: "Touching Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai, that guy and I hit it off at first sight, Gao Gao wants to recognize me as a big brother, saying that after I die, he will recommend me in front of Lord Yama, let me eat and drink spicy food and spicy food with his brothers in the underworld, and make a blood alliance with me, burn incense and worship, old."
Brother Xu quietly listened to me brag, walked over and grabbed my arm, pulled me, and threw me into the Songhua River: "Well, then you go quickly, what are you thinking, anyway, you are quite a life, wouldn't it be good to go down there to be a big deal."
"Anything else, I told them, I haven't lived enough, and when I live enough, I'm going to the underworld to get a half-job, and I'm not in a hurry now." I hurriedly explained, and found that Brother Xu was so strong that he pulled me as if he was playing, and he didn't take two steps to the edge of the roadblock.
Brother Xu continued to say sarcastically: "This thing, isn't it enough to live for two days, let's go now, it will save you the trouble of finding a relationship and leaving the favor in the future."
"Oops!"
Brother Xu pretended to be surprised and let go of the hand that was holding me, pointing to the dust on the knee of my pants: "What's the matter with your pants?" Why do you still have ash on your knees? Brother, you tell the truth, did you make people kneel on the ground in fright? ”
"How can it? Your brother, this man has gold under his knees, how can he say that he kneels?! It was when people pulled me to worship the handle, and I couldn't fix them, so I knelt down! I smiled and dusted my pants with my hand.
Brother Xu saw through it and said: "Fortunately, these two old people are familiar with Yuxin's grandfather, and it is not an office matter to come up, otherwise tonight, you will have to peel off the skin if you don't die."
"Is it that bad? I think they're pretty good! Bai Wuchang spoke very politely, not pretending to be forced at all. "I also praised Bai Wuchang's attitude is very good.
Brother Xu glanced at me meaningfully: "Have you forgotten that the last time you met the Night Wanderer, it was because you were unlucky to meet a zombie when you were doing something."
"yes, isn't that a characteristic of the Night Wanderer?" I'm happy to admit it.
Brother Xu patted me on the shoulder and sighed, "Alas! Shape up or ship out! ”
"it!" I pulled his palm away: "Can you stop fooling me every day?" It's bad luck to touch them! ”
"Amitabha, I wish you an early birth in Elysium." Brother Xu opened his mouth and said a Buddha name, as if he was going to send me away immediately.