Chapter 64: I accidentally became someone else's husband
Originally, the boat was unwilling to drive, but Zhongli Youyou pointed to the thief ship parked at the dock for a moment, and then brought in the boatman who went to fight the water thieves to testify, and the boat finally dared to start.
The big ship braved the wind and waves and went all the way south.
Qin Jue and Zhong Li stood at the bow of the boat and looked at the surging river.
Qin Jue patted his bulging baggage: "I have two thousand five hundred and ten taels a day and twelve hours a day, I don't believe it will be lost this time, I will use this money for three months." ”
Zhongli glanced at him faintly: "It seems that the forty-nine thousand you lost last time were lost on you." ”
Qin Jue stopped talking.
Is this person really unable to speak, and has nothing to say if he doesn't expose other people's shortcomings?
Zhongli Youyou patted him on the shoulder: "So, if you lose your money, the nine cows can't stop it." ”
He didn't believe that luck was that bad.
Qin Jue secretly swore that unless he was willing, he would not produce another copper plate if he was killed.
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This time the boat ride was very smooth, looking at the scenery and stars every day, and five days passed in a blink of an eye.
Qin Jue and Zhongli cautiously went to the dock with their burdens and leaned together very tacitly.
One looked left and the other right, staring at every pedestrian who passed by them.
Anyone who gets a little closer to them may be a porcelain bumper or a thief.
Suddenly, a five or six-year-old child ran at a high speed and bumped into him, and the two of them hurriedly jumped away and flashed to the side.
The child fell to the ground and cried.
In these years, even such a young child has become a thief, and they are really worried about the future of Da Ai.
A woman rushed over to pick up the child, pointing at Qin Jue and Zhongli and scolding.
"Don't you see the child crying? I don't know how to help pull it. looks like a talent, but doesn't even have basic love, I feel sorry for Da Ai to have people like you. ”
Qin Jue and Zhongli Youyou: "......"
After she scolded and hugged the child, she left, and a group of passers-by pointed at Qin Jue and Zhongli Youyou.
Qin Jue didn't care about these people's instructions, and whispered to Zhongli Youyou: "That kid may be a porcelain toucher, and they don't dare to help them." ”
Zhongli Youyou agreed, and snorted: "They are so loving, why didn't you see them helping just now?" ”
The two of them continued to cautiously look at the six roads, and listened to the eight directions walking forward, and suddenly there was a rush of footsteps behind them, and the two of them were just about to hide and had been scattered from the middle, and when the two of them stood firmly, the person who bumped into them had already run to the corner of the street in front.
The two were shocked and said in unison: "Chase." ”
If Qian couldn't catch up, the two of them would have to drink the northwest wind, so they chased desperately, and then intercepted the man at an alleyway, and then beat him violently.
The man begged for mercy while being beaten: "Good man spare his life...... If you don't forgive, let me die and understand, why are you beating me. ”
Finding that begging for mercy was useless, he just wanted to die and understand.
Zhongli Youyou's hand softened, and he shook his hand to touch him.
"You thief, why did you beat you? If you dare to steal this girl's money, you are also a guts...... Hey, where did you hide our money? ”
The thief is too fast, and he hides the money in the blink of an eye.
The man cried and said, "I didn't steal your money." ”
Qin Jue suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Could it be that he really didn't steal our money?" ”
said that he opened his baggage, and half of them were not missing.
Zhongli Youyou also checked his baggage, and there was not a single copper plate missing.
She asked the man puzzled, "Since you are not a thief, why are you running so fast and hitting us?" ”
The man farted in a "bowl" and covered his ass with a blushing face: "I had diarrhea, and I was in a hurry to find a toilet and I didn't choose a way to hit you." ”
Qin Jue and Zhongli Youyou: "......"
In the end, he paid ten taels of silver to pay for the man's medical expenses.
They can't be so unlucky, they can't lose money anywhere.
Zhongli Youyou touched his stomach: "I've been starving to death for a long time, let's eat first." ”
Qin Jue was just about to nod, when he saw a sea of people on the street in front of him, a group of people off the stage, and a group of people on the stage, as if they were grabbing something.
"Then there's a good show to watch, let's go to the play first."
There were so many people that they couldn't see it clearly when they approached, so the two of them jumped left and right, and finally found a ladder next to the stage where no one was standing.
"We went on stage and watched from the sidelines, and it was clearer."
The two got up the ladder, sat next to the stage and finally saw clearly: it turned out that two identical girls of 200 pounds were throwing hydrangeas to recruit relatives, and the people who grabbed hydrangeas on the stage were also a group of fat people.
The two fat girls made a gesture and threw the hydrangea to the left, and the fat men ran to the left, and they made a gesture and threw it to the right, and the fat men ran to the left.
Qin Jue: "I always feel a little unsafe for us to sit here. ”
Zhongli Youyou: "Why is it not safe?" ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw two hydrangeas flying over, and the two of them short-circuited their brains and took them.
Then, the two looked down at the hydrangea in their hands and fell silent.
The group of fat men stepped down in disappointment, and the two fat girls and their parents ran over happily.
The big fat girl on the left touched Qin Jue's face, rubbed him with her shoulder shyly, and shouted in a low voice: "Husband." ”
The little chubby girl on the right lowered her head and shyly hit Zhongli Youyou with her fat body: "Husband." ”
Qin Jue looked at the two girls who weighed more than four hundred pounds together, and swallowed his saliva with difficulty.
A drop of sweat ran down Zhongli's forehead.
She blinked, and her eyes were empty and she touched the hydrangea in her hand: "What is this, it seems to be delicious." ”
Qin Jue on the side comprehended, and also touched the hydrangea in his hand blankly: "I guess it's a watermelon, I heard that a watermelon is round." ”
The fat girl's family of four was stunned.
The fat girl's mother said, "Are you blind? A blind man still blinks? ”
Zhongli pricked up his ears to make a distinguishing appearance: "Girl, you must have heard others say that blind people don't need to blink." ”
The fat girl's mother smiled like a spring flower and touched her face: "I listen to others like this, how do I know if a blind man should blink." ”
Zhongli smiled faintly: "I am blind, I have the most right to speak." Unless it is a blind person who can't blink his eyes with pus and scars, he doesn't need to blink, normal eyes like ours actually need to blink like you, and if you don't blink for a long time, your eyes will be dry and tearful, I don't believe you try. Come, count sixty without blinking, ready, one, two, three......"
The fat girl's family of four opened their eyes wide, and after a while, tears fell away.
The fat girl's father wiped his tears: "It's really going to be tears." ”
Qin Jue handed over the hydrangea and took Zhongli Youyou's hand: "It seems that it's getting dark, let's go to the top of the mountain to listen to the sunrise." ”
The two fat girls hurriedly went to pull Qin Jue and Zhongli's hands.
The big fat girl said, "You just robbed us of our hydrangea and want to be our husband." ”
Qin Jue was surprised: "But we are blind." ”
The little fat girl touched his face: "As long as you are handsome, we will marry the blind, anyway, our family has money and can raise a hundred or dozens of blind people." ”