Chapter 33: Does Master Want to Ride Yu'er?
Until Zhu Bajie put the ingredients on the right track, Yu Gan didn't come up with any solution. In the end, I had to turn my grief and anger into appetite and concoct these sinful monsters.
The 300-year-old chicken essence is extremely delicious, and with the angelica essence that can replenish qi and blood the most, it is just used to make soup to soothe your injured soul.
The 500-year-old bat essence has thick skin and many internal organs, but the wings are the most tender, which is just right for braised to insert a pair of invisible wings for yourself.
The two-hundred-year-old centipede essence is rich in nutrition, worn on the bamboo essence of the same year, and it is red after the barbecue, which means that the cultivation will be higher and higher in the future.
The apples that have been cultivated for 800 years are stuffed into the body of 400 years of quail essence, and the taste is sweet after being roasted over low heat, implying peace and security......
It wasn't until the sun was about to set that the nominal lunch was complete. The strong fragrance not only made the Protector God who was hidden in the void ready to move, but even the frightened Yellow Wind Monster slowly regained his senses.
"Do you want to eat?"
Raising the braised bat wings in his hand, Yu Gan asked with a smile.
The Yellow Wind Monster was a little resistant at first, after all, this wing was also a part of his little brother. If you eat it, you always feel a little awkward.
But the cool breeze that couldn't stand the water kept sending the fragrance down his nose, and after struggling for a long time, he nodded imperceptibly: "Hmm." ”
"Crunch ~ Crunch ~"
Yu Gan grinned and stuffed his wings into his mouth: "Then think slowly, don't worry." ”
Looking at the embarrassed expression that he didn't dare to scold and couldn't eat, he suddenly figured it out.
Isn't there just a group of traversers, what's there to be afraid of? They will be hungry if they don't eat, and they will hurt when they are beaten, and they don't have more heads than themselves, right?
Besides, what is this Journey to the West? That's the immortals everywhere, and the gods are not as good as the dogs. Even if an outsider crosses the river, he has to curl up his tail and lie down!
So now, although it seems to be surrounded by enemies, as long as I don't get the scriptures for a day, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the sky will have to protect us desperately.
Not to mention the advantage of being familiar with the plot, and the supreme authority that can support the bottom in hand!
Thinking about this, Yu Gan's food became more and more sweet, and the crunching sound almost made the group of Dharma Protectors next door cry......
After drinking and eating, he finished his homework according to the habits of his predecessor, and Yu Gan was preparing to meditate and practice. As soon as he looked up, he suddenly found that the black wind had actually circled around the Yellow Wind Monster.
Seeing this sneaky scene, his eyes, which were already angry, roared: "If you don't sleep at night, what are you wandering around!" ”
Hei Feng seemed to be taken aback, scratched his head and replied: "That~ I'm a little curious." You say they're all monsters, why is this thing's magical powers so strong? ”
Seeing that he was not bent by the Yellow Wind Monster, Yu Gan was in a slightly better mood, and said impatiently: "If you are curious, go and ask." ”
"Oh, yes."
Hei Feng suddenly agreed, and really asked at the Yellow Wind Monster, "Why are you so strong?" ”
"Phew!"
Wiping the saliva on his face, Hei Feng turned his head aggrievedly: "Elder, if he doesn't say it, he will still ...... me"
Yo, you're not small! Seeing that his subordinates were despised, Yu Gan was suddenly unhappy.
Usually I just bully and bully, after all, it's my own people. But why do you dare to be so arrogant when you are a defeated general, do you think that the stick of the poor monk is not hard enough?
"Waste, look at me!"
Raising his hand to reward Hei Feng with a brain meltdown, Yu Gan came to the Yellow Wind Monster, and Bao Xiang asked solemnly: "Xiao Huang, what do you see ahead?" ”
The Yellow Wind Monster, who had been teased by Yu Gan several times, wanted to scold, but looking at Yu Gan, who looked like a virtuous monk, somehow felt a little weak in his heart.
Unwillingly, he suppressed his resentment, and he frowned and looked ahead. But when I looked at it, I found that there was nothing in my field of vision except for a rugged path and flowers.
The yellow wind monster that was hanged with some brain congestion became more and more confused, what did this thief bald let me see? Aren't they just ordinary things......
Ordinary things? The Yellow Wind Monster's heart moved slightly, and he suddenly realized something when he looked at the mountains and mountains. Is he trying to tell me that there is no end to the path of cultivation, and that a mountain is even higher? If you lose your normal heart, no matter how high your supernatural powers are, you will be defeated?
Yes, I was only thinking about completing the task before, and my heart was really messed up. If you have polished your mood well in the past few years, how can you end up in such a field?
Thinking of this, his heart gradually calmed down. Just as he was about to say his feelings, he heard Yu Gan continue: "Take a good look, after all, one look is one less glance." My opponent last time, now the grave grass is as tall as yours. ”
Yes?!
The Yellow Wind Monster, who was teased again, only felt an evil fire rushing to his head, and he almost died of anger on the spot. I can't take care of myself anymore, and I'm going to scold with a sharp mouth.
Yu Gan ignored him anymore, and after a full gap, he said to Hei Feng: "Ask again, if he doesn't say anything, he will take it and roast it." ”
The fluttering words mixed with a rich tone rushed to his face, like cold water, which instantly extinguished the anger of the Yellow Wind Monster. The familiar smell finally reminded him of what a miserable fate it would be to fall into the hands of this monk!
"Don't, I say! I have the Buddha lamp oil in my belly, which can enhance the wind system...... "In the face of the great fear that he will turn into Xiang at any time, how dare he be a little reserved, and hurriedly and discarded.
After a while, some disgusted threw the lamp oil spit out by the Yellow Wind Monster to Black Wind, and Yu Gan turned around and left satisfied.
In fact, even if the Yellow Wind Monster didn't hand it over, he didn't plan to kill the other party. Because instead of cutting off an unthreatening opponent, he wanted to turn it into a seed and bury it in those traversers......
Seeing that the sadness on Yu Gan's face finally dissipated, Ao Yu, who had been suppressed for a long time, breathed a sigh of relief, jumped up in front of him and asked, "Master, when are we leaving?" ”
"Let's go, where are you going this big night?" Yu Gan, who was immersed in the plan, didn't react for a while, and asked subconsciously.
Pulling the bun like two small buns, Ao Yu tilted his head and replied: "Of course I went to learn the scriptures, Master Guanyin ordered." ”
This cute demeanor instantly dispelled the last bit of gloom in his heart, and the corners of Yu Gan's mouth rose slightly, and he asked playfully: "Learn from the scriptures, what did Guanyin ask you to follow me for?" ”
"Huh?" Ao Yu blinked a little blankly when he heard this, and it took a long time before he reacted, and said squirmingly: "Master Guanyin asked me to be a mount for Master, do you want to ride now?" ”
Amitabha~~
Hearing such an ambiguous question, Yu Gan's heart couldn't help but waver, and he hurriedly recited the Buddha's name several times to suppress the evil fire in his heart.
"Ahem~ It's getting late now, let's ...... another day"