"Oops~"

In a certain blue brick embroidery building, the woman in pink who was embroidering by the window suddenly screamed in pain, and the two good-looking distant mountain eyebrows wrinkled slightly.

After carefully looking at the pattern on the Jinpa, and finding that the mandarin duck on it was not stained by blood, the woman breathed a sigh of relief and took the pierced jade finger into her mouth.

Xu is acupuncture was a little deep, and for a while, the fog in the pupils of the autumn water rose. If this Xizi-like appearance is seen by his sweetheart, I don't know what it will hurt to become.

After a while, the middle finger finally barely stopped the bleeding, but the woman no longer had any intention of embroidering, and looked at the window stupidly and sighed: "Hua'er, you said that your husband is in the future, was it because of my father's anger last time?" He eats so much, I don't know if he has ever been hungry and thin? ”

The breeze came slowly, and the grass and trees shook their heads again and again, as if they were sighing together. Countless pink petals danced and swirled over the high walls......

"Good flowers, good wood, good garden!"

Twisting a few falling petals on his fingertips, Yu Gan, who was invited by Mr. Gao from the restaurant, looked at the scenery inside the gate and praised again and again: "Such a view, even if it is not seen in Chang'an City, the old man is really a gentleman." ”

Old Master Gao seemed to be thinking heavily, and after thanking him twice with a dry smile, he asked eagerly, "Elder Tang, does your companion really have a way to capture the pig demon?" ”

Without waiting for Yu Gan to answer, Heifeng Xiong's eyes widened, and he shouted impatiently: "You old man really don't know what to do, my family is a virtuous monk, how can he lie to you?" Not to mention a pig demon, even if it is a god in the sky, the Great Sage was also a stick back then! ”

While speaking, he didn't forget to smile at Sun Wukong again and again, but unfortunately the other party was too lazy to pay attention to him, but followed Yu Gan step by step, and this flattery all fell in the empty space.

The old man on the side was bluffed, and even stammered a little when he spoke: "He beat ~ beat the immortals?" Isn't it a monster too? ”

glared fiercely at the black wind who was slapping his ass indiscriminately, and Yu Gan said comfortingly: "Don't be afraid, old man, we are really monks from the Tang Dynasty, not monsters." He is talking about fighting with the gods, just like the ring in the market. ”

Although Yu Gan's smile on her face is full of affinity, once the seeds of doubt are planted, how can they be easily eliminated. Uncle Gao couldn't help but secretly worry in his heart, the strange man with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth just now pressed the pig demon and beat him, and he naturally didn't have to doubt his ability, he was definitely countless times better than the monk he invited from the temple before.

But this group of people did not know where they came from, and they had no respect for the gods between their words. If you have a bad heart, how can you resist it?

For a moment, he suddenly felt that he had rushed to invite him, which seemed to be a little too reckless......

Yu Gan saw that the expression on his face was uncertain, and he didn't know that he was remorseful. He himself didn't have a good impression of this mean and unkind old man, so he didn't force it, and announced a Buddha name: "Amitabha, if the old man really can't believe me, then please be smart and take your leave." ”

Seeing that he was leaving, Uncle Gao couldn't help but panic, and even his fear of Sun Wukong was left behind, and he stepped forward and grabbed Yu Gan's sleeve and said loudly: "Monk, you can't go!" If you are a monk with compassion, how can you see death and not save it? ”

The corners of Yu Gan's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he said in his heart. When I begged someone just now, the elder elder called it a hot one, but now I am suspicious and don't want to use it, so I change my name to monk?

Glancing at the melon-eating crowd gradually gathered in front of the door, he patiently explained: "Don't die, you just said that the pig demon has been in your house for more than three years, so if you want to harm you, you will never wait until today." ”

A grandmother who was watching nodded and agreed: "What the elder said is that I have seen him scold that monster more than once, not to mention how ugly it is. If you want to do it, how can the old man Gao still live to this day. ”

When the old man Gao heard this, he was immediately unhappy, and said with a stalk in his neck: "You know a fart!" Who knows if he was beaten hard today, will he come to take revenge? Since they caused the incident, they must arrest the pig demon today~~ and beat it to death! ”

A young man next to Grandma saw him hurting people, and his eyes widened: "Second Gao, keep your mouth clean!" Otherwise, I'll be desperately found by your monster son-in-law and knock out your teeth! ”

I don't know if it's because Yu Gan is too handsome, or because this second brother is usually too bad. For a while, the onlookers opened their mouths to accuse.

What is the matter with this person in charge of the family, it was you who coveted the monster to make money and recruited you as a son-in-law. Now that he is rich, he will be ungrateful to beat and scold, even if he is beaten to death, he deserves it.

That said, the eldest brother was right, he still lived in a thatched house a few years ago, if it weren't for that monster, he would have earned such a large share of the family business? If it were me, I would wake up laughing even if I was dreaming, no matter what kind of monster and fairy.

Looking at the red-faced old man who was scolded, Yu Gan secretly sighed that justice is in the hearts of the people, shook his head and turned around to leave.

Who knew that even if Old Man Gao faced such a dilemma, he would still have the heart to pay attention to the movements here. As soon as Yu Gan raised his foot, he grabbed his thighs with a flying pounce, and howled dryly at the top of his throat: "Bodhisattva, look, the disciples of Buddhism are not saved when they see death!" Help, the monk borrowed a knife to kill someone! ”

This astonishing operation almost distorted Yu Gan's nose.

I'll go! Gao Er, you don't dare to put a monster fart when you see it, but when you get to the Sprinkle house, you play porcelain? Don't you think that if you are handsome, you can be bullied?

The so-called demon is invincible and shouts Wukong, and when he meets people, he does not let go of the black wind. Faced with such a thing that relies on the old and sells the old, he decided to use a killer move.

Glaring at the gloating Black Wind, Yu Gan said loudly: "Xiao Hei, take off your clothes and transform!" ”

"Huh? Oh! ”

Hei Feng reacted for a moment, stretched out the bear paw in his sleeve, and tore it by pulling the hooded robe!

"Snort~~"

With a piercing cracking sound, he swelled like a blow after lifting the shrinking technique, and after a while, he turned into a behemoth with a height of nearly a foot and a waist circumference of eight feet.

Looking at the oily and slippery thick black hair, everyone couldn't help but open their mouths wide, just now it was like a flash of silence around the vegetable market.

As if he was a little dissatisfied with people's reactions, Black Wind opened his bloody mouth and raised his mouth to the sky and roared: "Roar! ”

The crowd of onlookers shuddered in unison, and then they remembered the fear of being dominated by monsters, and ran away with a snort.

"Mom, youkai!"

"Help! The black blind man has become a sperm......"

After a while, there was no one in a radius of 100 meters except for shoes scattered all over the place.

Chong Zheng hugged the tall old man whose thighs were trembling and bared his teeth, and Yu Gan asked with a smile: "Old man, do you want me to change my body and let you take a look?" ”

"Roo~cao~cao......" As a series of voices with incomprehensible meaning squeezed out of his throat, the second Gao Lao, who was still arrogant just now, rolled his eyes and fainted.

Some disgusted raised his legs and threw them aside, Yu Ganmo rubbed his round head and smiled proudly: Sample, I can't cure you anymore!

Don't inquire, anyone dares to touch the porcelain of the golden cicada!