Chapter 68: A Dream of Spring (22)
After the master of ceremonies buried me, he casually glanced at the two ghosts who were rolling on the ground, waved his hand at me very indifferently, and led the group of ghosts out of this farce, who will know where they will go in the future.
Probably, every ghost will have some helpless expectations in his heart when he thinks of me swearing seriously.
I waited until they were completely dispersed before I paid attention to the battle situation on the arbor's side, the big brother with the umbrella had been covered with insects, and the eggs in the shape of the groom were not much better, and the body had been poked out of three holes by the umbrella head, but it did not cause fatal damage, and it was still slowly healing, obviously he had a slight upper hand in this battle.
On the other hand, Qiao Mu stood aside stupidly, still maintaining a posture of advancing and leaving, and the porcelain with his eyelids closed, it was estimated that he would not open his eyes until the twins were divided.
"!"
I was lucky, burst into a word roar, and then the pace accelerated, and a pig knife unreservedly missed the big brother with the umbrella, and cut the eggs of the groom in front of him.
"Shhhh The groom's eggs made a sound like a poisonous tongue spitting out a snake letter, took half a step back, turned around to dodge my pig-killing knife, and slapped my back with a palm that had no time to unload.
I was slapped and fell to the ground, and a white worm crawled up to me the moment his palm touched my back.
Those white worms easily bit through the defenses of my external hundred ghost marks, frantically sucking the energy of my soul, and every second that passed, my body grew a little bigger, and finally evolved to the size of a silkworm baby, biting one place and changing places.
"!"
I rolled back and forth on the ground, trying to crush these hateful insects, and the surface of my skin was itching and itching, as if I had psoriasis, and I had a skin disease caused by eating seafood, and if I scratched it with my hands, my skin would rot away.
"Give me death!"
I saw that I only got rid of a few worms by rolling, and there were still seven or eight worms eating away at my soul in all directions of my body, and I angrily and fearfully picked away these worms with my hands, but fortunately I could get rid of them with my hands, but they were similar to Yang Razi, and they had to take away a piece of my meat.
How to fight? If this continues, close combat is death.
I knelt on one knee with the pestle knife, and did not attack for the time being, calmly thinking about how to fight next, the hundred ghost seals did not seem to be too much of a threat to the insect eggs, and the pig killing knife could not cause any damage, not to mention the roar of the words that could not be practiced at home.
Thinking of the core point of this problem, I put down the pig-killing knife, spread it out, and began to chatter: "I want a torch...... I also have a high concentration industrial alcohol ...... I want a torch and I also have a high-concentration industrial alcohol ......"
"Ding-dong."
A doorbell rang in my ears, and then a mosaic stayed above the palm of my hand, decomposing and condensing very quickly, as if adding a mod to the game, and finally a long wooden torch in the jungle appeared in my left hand, and the fire burned very vigorously and would not be extinguished. On the right hand is a bronze wine bottle used by ancient emperors to hold wine, and the wine bottle is a translucent liquid, and the smell of wine is tangy, and you can get your head when you smell it lightly.
"Phew!"
I took a gentle sip of industrial alcohol, and before I could swallow it, it was so spicy that I spit out a mouthful of saliva. Holding a wine glass is very hesitant, although it is now the big brother with an umbrella to bear all the firepower, but if the deadlock is not broken, the scene continues to consume, and the two of us will definitely die in this dream today.
Taking a deep breath and holding it down, he stuck his throat and raised his head and raised his hand to pour the wine from the wine cup into his mouth. Holding the wine, I walked forward for a distance of almost a meter, and lifted the torch to the same height as my mouth with my left hand, and spit out all the wine to the torch with a pout, and with a bang, a flame sprayed directly at the two ghosts who were fighting together.
Scattered alcohol spilled on the two ghosts, causing the flames to burn even more on them, I hurriedly walked over to the big brother with the umbrella, and simply stepped on the flames on his back with my feet, but unfortunately the effect was minimal, so I simply took another sip and aimed at the torch and spewed out, and a flame slammed towards the eggs.
There are also a few drops of alcohol flowing into my throat, this dream I don't know why it will become more and more real, I felt the same way before, now I am a little confused because of drinking too much, my steps are beginning to be messy, looking at people ghosting, shaking back and forth, stepping on the head of the big brother with an umbrella, and falling to the ground unsteadily on the spot, fortunately, the wine bottle was thrown out by me and fell on the body of the worm egg.
Add another dose of fierce material to the already large fire, and the flames will soar up, devouring the eggs, if this is in the real world, even if the fire is extinguished, the eggs will at least be severely burned.
Confused, my eyes were half open and half closed, and I regained my energy in a trance, my right hand randomly stroked, grabbed something and began to borrow, I never expected that I grabbed the oil paper umbrella of the big brother with the umbrella, but unfortunately I didn't know, I just wanted to stand up and kill the insect eggs in front of me, so I pulled out the oil paper umbrella fiercely, the umbrella head pestle, half dead stood up, the wobbly torch in the left hand, the oil paper umbrella in the right hand went to the ground that had fallen to the ground, screaming miserably, and there were constantly eggs falling off from the charred reptile corpse.
"Fuck you! Just you? "I dragged the oil-paper umbrella and circled around empty-handed, smashing all my strength on the egg's head.
The eyes of the eggs smashed by an oily paper umbrella have changed when they look at me, and they used to be eyes that didn't have much interest in me, but now they want to kill my whole family immediately.
I squinted my eyes and saw that the eggs were still seven and eight were not satisfied, and I was suddenly angry. Choose to start work left and right, smash him with an umbrella with his right hand, poke the torch at his lower body with his left hand, and prepare to play with a roast chicken, Lao Tzu will not kill you!
"Also...... It's still amazing!? Say it quickly, Master Liang, I was wrong, Master Liang, I will bypass you today!" After I gained the momentum, I continued to drink and wanted to give full play to the forced fan, and continued after shouting: "Master! I call you Lord! No, no, it's you who call me Lord! Slippery! Call me Lord!"
"Humph!"
The body of the insect egg has been burned by the fire, and with a cold snort, the thief and the chicken stubbornly choose to keep silent, and the soldier can not be killed.
"Still pretending to be forced, aren't you?"
I plunged the head of the umbrella into the triangle beneath him, and I went back and forth, trying to mess with him Who let him blind and scourge the little girl? Let the lovers be separated forever.
The fire had already burned two-thirds of his body, leaving only his shoulders and head, and I watched him gloat and talk: "What about you when you really come?" Do you think it's possible? ”
When the fire burned to the left head, he no longer pretended to be dumb, stared at me with vicious eyes, and said fiercely: "I remember your appearance, when my real body has time to make time, I will definitely look for you, you wait for me, but don't die."
After putting down the cruel words, the eggs were extinguished, and they burned until the fire was extinguished automatically without anything to burn, and then I was satisfied with the oil-paper umbrella and turned my head to check the situation of Qiao Mu and the eldest brother.
As for the insect eggs to find me to retaliate, I didn't pay attention to it at all, what can I do, the milk tea shop is our territory, even if I can't beat it, close the door and let Brother Xu and him steel, if not, let Mr. Xin also steel with him, see if he can pass the two gods in one go, nothing to pretend to be a big head.
"Who are you, and what is your relationship with Qiao Mu?" I returned the oil-paper umbrella in my hand to him, and carefully observed him and Qiao Mu, the fire on his body was actually extinguished, and he looked unharmed.
At this time, Qiao Mu had already opened his eyes, looking at him obsessively with loving eyes, and it seemed so natural to snuggle in his arms. And he also habitually hugged the arbor, found the most comfortable position on his chest, and let the arbor lean against it. Compared with Qiao Mu's look and eyes, he has more than love, guilt and debt, and even a little struggle to choose. When you hold the oil-paper umbrella in your hand, you make up your mind to do what you want.
I thought about it, rummaging through my memory, it seems that Qiao Mu said that her boyfriend was in a car accident and his neck was cut by glass and bled to death, and the man in front of him looked similar to what Qiao Mu said, thinking of this, I asked very implicitly: "You are Qiao Mu's boyfriend!" Why are you here? ”