Chapter 3: The First Intimate Encounter
"Bang!" "Ah~"
The Bison Express, which couldn't brake, crashed forward with a face full of unwillingness, accompanied by a series of crashing sounds and screams, and the already chaotic battlefield was completely unwatchable......
General Yin, who was hit hard by the friendly army head-on, looked at his subordinates who had suffered heavy casualties, and a mouthful of blood suddenly spurted out.
"You~"
The roar of grief and indignation is like a cuckoo crying blood, and those who hear it are sad, and those who listen to it cry.
Even though he was hit hard, he still stubbornly refused to faint, and stared at the culprit with a pair of tiger eyes.
It wasn't until Yu Gan stepped forward to knock out the special sergeant who was working hard that he rolled his eyes and fainted with a relieved smile.
Seeing such a miserable situation of his good friends, Xiong Shanjun dared to resist any longer, turned around and ran down the mountain.
Yu Gan would not let him go, and after catching up, he wanted to knock him down with a stick, but after seeing the huge bear paw, he suddenly changed his mind: "Amitabha, where is the donor going?" ”
As he spoke, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, this is the best Bazhen, how can it be wasted like this......
Xiong Shanjun shuddered, and subconsciously hid his palms behind him and said: "Ami~ That Buddha, after some teachings from the master, the little demon knows that he is guilty. I went here to build a temple and take refuge in my Buddha. ”
Yu Gan was a little surprised when he heard this, yo, this Xiong Da is not honest, and he knows that he has taken refuge in the organization.
However, if you let you run away like this, you are worthy of my belly~ No, is it worthy of the innocent who died at your hands!
Signaling him to stretch out the bear's paw, Yu Gan said with a spring breeze on his face: "Good, good, good, I didn't expect the donor to understand the truth of putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha on the spot, it's really gratifying!" ”
Xiong Shanjun just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this, so he heard Yu Gan continue: "It's just that the donor's butcher's knife has not been released, but the poor monk who is sincere in repentance can't see it." ”
"Master, I don't need a knife, how do I put it?" Xiong Shanjun was about to cry, this monk's eyes were too scary. Mom, I want to go home......
"The donor is obsessed, and the one who creates killing karma is a butcher's knife, so isn't that claw full of killing karma? It needs to be put down as soon as possible. ”
Looking at his bear paw in shock, Xiong Shanjun rushed to Yugan with tears in his eyes to ask for confirmation, and was a little incredulous for a while.
Yu Gan nodded with a smile, the child can be taught.
"Master, do you want to put both?"
"The right palm tastes good~ The killing karma is heavier, just put down that one."
Looking at the eyeballs that were almost glued to his palm, Xiong Shanjun understood that if he didn't leave something today, he would definitely want to leave.
That's it! Compared to a small life, this claw is not needed! In Yu Gan's encouraging eyes, he picked up a knife, gritted his teeth and slashed at his right palm......
With a smile, he took the freshly baked Bazhen, Yu Gan seemed to remember something, and asked a little suspiciously: "By the way, the donor is not left-handed, right?" ”
Xiong Shanjun couldn't hold back any longer, and Wang cried out.
Mom sells batches, you monk is going to kill them all!
This cry made Yu Gan a little embarrassed, and waved his hand helplessly: "It's a big demon, why are you still crying?" Forget it, isn't it that, that's it, you can go. ”
Xiong Shanjun's face was happy, and he rushed towards the bottom of the mountain. Just looking at the embarrassed appearance, I don't know who I think is the little daughter-in-law who was molested by hooligans.
"The poor monk will come back in two years, if you don't see the donor eating and reciting Buddha here, even if you chase to the ends of the earth, I will have a good chat with you, remember?"
The fluttering words came in the wind, and the little daughter-in-law paused, and her broad shoulders collapsed instantly, as if a bone had been pulled out.
Not mentioning the disheartened Xiong Da, Yu Gan glanced at the void vaguely, shook his head and walked towards the monster cave not far away.
Alas, it's still not strong enough. Not to mention being able to punch Rulai and kick Sanqing, it is enough to beat that group of eyeliner. I don't have to waste half a pound of saliva just to get a bear's paw, right?
After digging through it, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the condiments of this group of monsters were quite complete, and even the several major ingredients that were only used as spices at this time were in reserve. Nodding with satisfaction, he picked up an iron pot and walked towards the mountain spring on the side.
After washing the bear's paws several times to remove the odor, he found a few stones to set up the iron pot, and Yu Gan began to concoct it according to the ancestral secret recipe. During this period, the little demon occasionally woke up, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he directly put down a Zen stick.
Because the bear's paw is too tough, it is naturally indispensable to be violently treated, but fortunately, the spell blessed by an unknown protector god has not yet dissipated, and everything is quite smooth.
At noon on the day, smelling the fragrance gradually emanating from the iron pot, Yu Gan swallowed his saliva, and was a little grateful to his own son.
If it weren't for the fact that he likes to figure out some strange recipes, he would only be able to stare dryly even if he had a bear paw, right?
It's a pity that because of the illegal act of eating bear paws by the flower planter, his old man has never been able to find the main material to use, but he has cheapened himself in vain.
Carefully take out the cloth bag from the pot and untie it, and a large piece of tender meat with a strong fragrance suddenly appears in front of you. Because the bones had been removed a long time ago, the sparkling red bear's paws trembled slightly as if they were frozen.
After blowing lightly twice, Yu Gan couldn't wait to bite into it, and a mouthful of soft and glutinous collagen suddenly filled his mouth. Maybe it's because he has been trained by the aura all the year round, and he doesn't have the sticky teeth as the legend, but has a Q-bomb taste, just like the fragrant tongue of the lover during the first kiss.
This unexpected surprise made his eyes squint happily......
"Cough~~ Holy monk, this is a broken vow."
A light cough pulled him back from his reverie, and Yu Gan replied without opening his eyes: "Did I kill it?" ”
"Amitabha, that's not true. But the onion and garlic you put are five meat ......"
cough cough~ I only care about the three clean meats to eat, but I forgot about this stubble.
Yu Gan was a little speechless for a while, and replied impatiently: "Who are you, what fruit position?" ”
"Poor monk Meiyin Garan, that~ no fruit position." The visitor bowed his head in shame.
It turned out to be a weak chicken with no position, so it would be easy to do.
Yu Gan let out a long sigh and put down the bear's paw, put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, Meiyin, you are in love." ”
"The four major monks are empty, and the poor monks have long regarded everything as nothingness, so what they eat is not five meats, but empty!"
Looking at Tang Sanzang, who was holding the bear's paw again and starting to eat, the corners of Meiyin's mouth couldn't help twitching.
This thing won't have recovered the memory of his previous life, this face that doesn't admit it, has a bit of the style of a golden cicada.
Thinking of his various evil deeds in Lingshan, he shuddered, turned his head and left.
Forget it, this master's Buddhism is so crooked that he can't even break the Buddha back, so don't be ashamed of yourself as a fruitless scumbag.
Otherwise, if you continue to argue, you may have to jump out of some moth!
"Poof~~ You're too funny monk."
A coquettish laugh suddenly sounded, and Yu Gan put down the bear paw again angrily, looking at it impatiently.
Who is this? I don't let people eat well!
But I saw a woman in a pink dress standing not far away with a smile and a moan, although the waves were turbulent, there was no sense of fatness.
On the delicate face that is like condensation, the facial features are just right, as if when God created things, the beauty of the world was concentrated on it.
It's beautiful!
Yu Gan's mind was fluttering for a while, and his mind sank deeper and deeper in those spring-like eyes......
At this moment, a cold electronic voice suddenly sounded in my head.
"Di~ detected a call request from the same camp, does it cost points to connect?"
The sudden change made Yu Gan stunned, and the charm in his heart suddenly disappeared.
After noticing that the other party seemed to be observing him, he tried his best to suppress the horror in his heart, and continued to gnaw on the bear's paw as if nothing had happened, but he no longer had the taste of Fang Cai.
I'll go, this girl also crossed over?