Three-one-zero, Vuke Ed (four-seven)
At midnight, the sky is clear and starry. It is the sixteenth day of the lunar calendar, when the moon is at its roundest and brightest. A thin, transparent dark cloud passed by the moon, obscuring part of the moon's brilliance.
At this moment, Uncle Bite was lying on the bed crookedly, with his mouth wide open and making a loud noise. In the darkness, a wisp of white smoke rose faintly from his mouth.
The wisp of trembling white smoke rose to a place about one and a half meters away from Uncle Bite's big mouth, and for some reason, it suddenly stopped, and it seemed that it couldn't rise, and it seemed that he was thinking about something. A few seconds later, the wisp of white smoke swept through the air, drew a semicircle in the air, and landed directly on a clearing illuminated by the moon in front of the window.
After that, the white smoke began to appear. It obviously wanted to transform into a human form, but it was very difficult, first it turned into a human head, then its upper limbs, and then its upper body, but it held its hands on the ground, and tried to transform its lower body but couldn't do anything, so it could only drag a wisp of white smoke like a big tail, panting, and obviously very weak in strength. After a long time, it regained a little strength, and then sat on the ground with both hands, this action made it tired enough, and sat on the ground panting, and the lower half of its body was still smoky, without any improvement. After panting for a long time, it stared at Uncle Bite and snapped its fingers.
Uncle Bite's hearty sound stopped abruptly, he snorted in his throat, and his eyes suddenly opened, staring at the ceiling. Obviously, he knew very well what had happened, and immediately rolled over and rolled off the bed to the ground, and when he saw the little man sitting in the moonlight, he immediately knelt down for the little man, wept and mourned, and kowtowed to the little man.
"Please, let me go, you better find someone else," Uncle Biting gave the little man another snort, wrinkled his face and cried, "They are really not simple, cats can actually talk, and they have crossed." Two more girls came over today, supposedly descendants of friends who had crossed over before. These things seemed to be true, and I was terrified, but I still agreed to it. Now that I think about it, this adventure may have been a lifetime of death, and I was so scared that I couldn't sleepβahβit took a long time to fall asleep, and now I think about it. You have a lot of adults, see if you can find someone else, I really don't dare to go! β
"Look at my flesh," Uncle Bite gestured with his hands on his stomach with a bitter face, and cried, "I'm half tired from dancing, and I can't run at all." What's the risk, it's dangerous to stay at home. If I follow them, I'm sure I'll die as soon as I play, and it's useless. You see, you better think about other people. β
The little man turned into white smoke, weak and abnormal, listened to what Uncle Biting said, sat on the ground with his head down, and gasped in the moonlight for a while before he had the strength to speak, (obviously the moonlight could provide him with some strength) and said: "Alas, you said that you are a louse, a golden opportunity for you to meet, and you still push." If I didn't have something urgent to do, I wouldn't be in a hurry to come out, and I wouldn't be attached to you, and I wouldn't have a choice. I'm too weak now, I can only meet whoever is who, God's arrangement, you just accept your fate! Take a good adventure, complete the task well, and you will benefit greatly in the future. What I promised you, I can definitely deliver. β
"That," Uncle Bite cried with a sad face, obviously knowing the origin and power of that villain, and wanted to continue to push, but couldn't find a too strong excuse, he hesitated for a long time, and said, "Of course it's good to be a star again, it's not bad to make more money, and of course it's even better to be a beautiful woman, but if I die, there will be nothing." β
"How so?" The little man felt a little like a pudding when he spoke at this moment, and he assured, "I'll do something, you can put your heart in your stomach." One is that they have taken your money and will definitely protect you, you are a money bag, who would bear to let you have an accident, right? In addition, when my life is in danger, I am in you, and I don't sleep every day, I will take over immediately, and make sure that you have nothing to do. My assurance, you still don't believe it? β
Uncle Bite shook his head, but immediately nodded again, and said with an ugly smile: "I am really a little relieved that you say that I am their money bag." But those are really my money, and you still ask me to give as much as I want, and it really hurts to give it. β
"Alas, look a little farther away, don't always stare at the eyes," said Uncle Bite, who was kneeling on the ground, "there will be bread, and there will be milk." What you give is just a small amount of money, wait, this, the revolution has succeeded, no, when the revolution is not successful, you will be a great hero, and the benefits cannot be bought by money. β
"But," Uncle Biting was crooked and wanted to grind, but the little man didn't want to listen to it, so he turned into a puff of white smoke again, and slipped into Uncle Bite's mouth again.
Uncle Biting pinched his neck and coughed for a long time, only to realize that he was not uncomfortable at all, coughing was just a psychological reaction, so he let go of the hands holding his neck, fell down on the side of the bed, and completely felt sorry for himself for a long time, then he sighed, turned over to bed, and went to sleep.
The next morning, it was only five o'clock, Uncle Bite was woken up by the sound of slamming the door, I don't know what happened, my heart was shocked, it took a long time to come back to my senses, I got up and opened the door, it turned out to be the goddess Murphy who gave him a slap yesterday.
Before he could ask anything, he heard Murphy say unceremoniously outside: "Damn, it took so long to open the door, and you slept to death." Don't you want to take risks, get dressed quickly, there is a lot of physical work waiting for you. β
Uncle Bite wanted to ask what he was doing, but Murphy had already turned his head and left, and before leaving, he dropped a sentence viciously: "Hurry up!" β
Uncle Bite looked up to the sky and shouted, secretly saying in his heart Why am I so unlucky, although I am extremely reluctant, but there is no other way but to wear clothes with a bitter face.
He stumbled to the hall, not wanting that the situation was not as bad as expected, the housekeeper had already prepared breakfast, and when he saw him coming down, he smiled at him kindly, and motioned for him to eat as he pleased.
Uncle Biting was not polite at all, shook off his cheeks and ate a big meal, he was full, and his mood became a lot better.
He came outside the house and found Wu Xiaobei and Murphy fiddling with the Great Wall H6. He didn't speak, hugged his arms around the car and looked left and right, and said to Wu Xiaobei and Murphy for a long time: "Is this car still worth repairing?" β
As soon as Wu Xiaobei heard this, he immediately got out from under the car and said very unhappily: "We are here to see if there is anything that needs to be reinforced or replaced, and the rest is a matter for the repair factory." Do you look down on Made in China? β
"No, our family drives newer cars than this one," Uncle Bite said honestly, "This car was brought back from the garbage dump, right?" β