Qiao Shengping was sent to the study by the new daughter-in-law who married into the door, and here's what happened.

He took me to see the young lady like a fool at that time, and I said, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for you to leave me a mirror demon in the room, right?

Qiao Shengping was drunk and unfocused, with one foot on the bookcase, and the soles of his feet were facing my mirror, "I want to...... Belch! …… What do you think! ...... with my daughter-in-law You can't hide secrets, I'm ...... Bring...... Take you to recognize the housewife! Don't you ...... Don't mess with me! ”

I'll just hehe, you bring a mirror that has become a fine to see your daughter-in-law, I think you want to make trouble!

Qiao Shengping went his own way, took me in his arms and went to the new house, what can I do? I am a mirror, although I know astronomy and geography, and I also understand human ethics and morality in the middle, but who let me fall into the hands of Qiao Shengping? If I don't listen to him, he won't help me pinch my face, and I'm also a person who has to bow my head under the low eaves! Ahem! Don't laugh! Sooner or later, I'll become an adult!

If you don't say that Qiao Shengping is a second fool, I thought they were a match made in heaven by lovers, but I didn't expect the two to be enemies in the previous life and enemies in this life, and I only knew when I went to the new house that the new daughter-in-law was kidnapped by him!

You say, just like this, you have to share your little secret with others, why are you not looking for death?

This second fool, why did my grandfather find such a person for me to pinch my face? My life is ruined!

The maid and woman who blocked the door were more fierce than the gatekeepers of Nantianmen, and I had a bad heart when I saw the posture! Our young grandmother is not an ordinary person! Sure enough, Qiao Shengping didn't even enter the door and asked someone to fork it out, and there was a young grandmother's cheer inside, full of anger, "Tell Qiao Shengping that you want to enter the door of your aunt and tell him to weigh his own pounds?" If you have the ability to tie up someone, you should carefully put your neck on it! ”

Young grandma mighty! I was so scared that I suddenly felt a cool breeze on my neck.

I shrank into Qiao Shengping's arms, and listened to Qiao Shengping laughing there: "Hehe...... My neck.. ....The neck is cleaned...... Just wait for the daughter-in-law to get the knife, burp ......"

I said to myself, how much alcohol have you drunk? If there is a gust of wind, it can smoke out two miles!

"Throw this bastard out of the yard for me!"

Okay, I have never seen Qiao Shengping such a cowardly young master, first asked someone to fork out of the house and then let someone drive him out of the yard, he fell outside the wall and sang: "...... The wall immediately became a couple, and the Shangshu of Weidao wasted his efforts to pay the legend of the descendants~"

Oh ho! The singing is really good, it's still a corner. In his drunken tone of "Horse on the Wall", I seemed to vaguely hear the young grandmother beckoning Shen'er to prepare fragrant soup, and people probably waited to send Qiao Shengping away before he could sleep.

In the study, Qiao Shengping asked me: "Do you say that you know everything in your past and present lives?" ”

I'm blinking inwardly, yes!

Qiao Shengping stepped forward softly, and his words were pointed, "Did you still say that you can see things thousands of miles away?" ”

I blinked again, yes! What the hell are you going to do?

Qiao Shengping's eyes teased me, and he writhed embarrassedly and shyly, "Help me see if my daughter-in-law misses me...... Hey, hey, hey......"

I'm getting goosebumps, are you here for real? Your daughter-in-law is probably in ...... at this time Bathe! You have to see nothing, the point is that I can watch it too...... Is it?

Qiao Shengping flicked as if he had been electrocuted, and threatened me with a face, "Don't look at it!" You won't be allowed to look anywhere without my order! If you dare to see me, I'll throw you into the charcoal basin! ”

Did I recruit you or did I provoke you? Threaten me with a charcoal basin at every turn, didn't I just pinch my face when I returned to the furnace, and ruined half of my body to cultivate and fall into a problem of being afraid of fire, so you can scare me with fire at every turn?

Speaking of which, I think it is necessary to introduce myself to you, I am a mirror of the past and the present, called time, and the dream of the whole demon is - I want to be a man!

My ancestor Xuanyuan Water Mirror told me that a low-level instrument spirit like me is comparable to returning to the furnace to refine, and if I refine it, maybe, probably, I may barely be able to pinch out a face, just a face! I plunged into the alchemy furnace as a fierce son, but the grandfather didn't say anything! If my face is not pinched, forget it, I also lost half of my life of cultivation.

Grandpa Zu said to me very sadly, "Why don't you listen to people, this kid? Returning to the furnace and refining is not guaranteed to be pinched into a face, even if you are pinched, you are not a person! ”

I cried at the time, if I had a human body, tears would probably drown my grandfather, I regret it!

Grandpa Grandpa comforted me again: "Eh, it's useless to cry! To be a man, you must first have a face! It's still important to pinch your face! Take your time for the rest! ”

In order to be a man, I embarked on a journey of pinching my face for tens of thousands of years, and my grandfather felt guilty and pointed out a clear way for me, he turned me into an ordinary copper mirror and threw it into a mirror shop, saying that my destined person will take me away, as long as I help this destined person complete his wish, I can ask him to change my face, and said with a little excitement in my heart!

I waited in the mirror shop for 200 years, from Yongzheng 5 years to the Republic of China 16 years, too many things have happened in 200 years, I remember that I was still the treasure of the store at that time, that is because I arrived at the mirror shop after the business in the store was booming, I was offered up by the owner, I don't want to~ No one buys me, how can I find my destined person?

When I mentioned this past to Qiao Shengping, Qiao Shengping squeezed me: "The Qing Dynasty has begun to fashionable glass mirrors, the old shopkeeper is not for you, but you can't sell it at all!" ”

Can you still talk well? It will ruin my mood! Qiao Shengping swallowed melon seeds and motioned to me to continue, his face of the second ancestor was reflected from me, and I wanted to smoke him! It's a pity I don't dare!

Later, the glass mirror became the overlord of the mirror world, and the store no longer sold copper mirrors, and I was forgotten in the corners, who made me a copper mirror?

If you want me to say that I really want to thank this mirror shop that took me in, it hasn't closed for so many years, is it really because of me? Hey...... I'm just narcissistic, in fact, because people are in a good way.

Who do you say are the people who use mirrors in this world? Who uses mirrors the most?

I know you're going to say rich, married, and daughters, ahem! There is another kind of person, who is singing! When do you wear makeup without a mirror? You say yes, right?

For the sake of business, the owner of the mirror shop specially made a small mirror with a large palm, which saves the cost of materials and the price is cheap, so that the daughter of a small family can also buy a small mirror; There is also a dressing mirror with a sandalwood frame, which is learned from the West, and look, this is called a combination of Chinese and Western! There is nothing that the ladies and ladies of the dignitaries do not love; People also gave a vanity mirror to the peony of the rich promotion class with great fanfare, this is marketing, there are good products and know the hype, you say, can this mirror store not be popular?

Later, I learned that Qiao Shengping was the big proprietor of the rich promotion class, no wonder he went to the mirror shop that day to pick up the mirror, and his subordinates were praised by other people's mirror shops, can he not express it? He replaced the mirrors to be used in the new house, his previous mirrors, and the mirrors in his mother's sister's room, and shook the silver ticket and said: "My own people hold it myself, Lu Dashao's love I will return the peony, and the mirror of Qiao's family will be determined by Lu Ji in the future!" ”

Feelings: This is to demonstrate and save face!

I don't know which tendon Qiao Shengping is wrong, he actually fell in love with me who was thrown on the top floor of Duobaoge, and took me into his arms before leaving, Lu Ji's Shaodong family didn't stop him, when I complained to Qiao Shengping that Lu Zhenhai had no conscience, Qiao Shengping spit out a mouthful of melon seed skin on my face and said, "Net nonsense!" I'm the God of Wealth of his Lu Ji, what are you? ”

I? I've lived in their house for 200 years! How could he not miss his old feelings at all?

He spit out another mouthful of melon seed skin, "Who is rare for a mirror that can't be sold for 200 years?" That's me! ”

Can you please stop spitting in my face!

"Do you have a face?"

If you don't expose people's scars like this~ If you are a human being, you are great~ If you are a person, you can not take your face seriously~ You can vomit~ Anyway, what is reflected on my body now is your face~ Look at whether the melon seed skin is on your face!

Qiao Shengping, a bastard, really doesn't want to deal with him!

Qiao Shengping stopped eating melon seeds, he nestled cross-legged on the bed, and took out a small square handkerchief that I didn't know what material it was to wipe my face, it was quite comfortable, so I won't worry about you.

Qiao Shengping dug into my bottom, "You have been in Lu Ji for 200 years, and no one knows that you are a mirror demon?" You haven't spoken to anyone? ”

I was wronged when I mentioned this, my grandfather gave me a closed decision, only my destined people can break it, do you know what it's like to not be able to open your mouth for 200 years? I want to hit a hammer when I see it, so it's okay to ring it for me!

Qiao Shengping looked clear, "Oh~ What are you looking for someone to do?" Let me tell you first, I have a fiancée, don't think I promise you! ”

Phew! Look at your own virtues! I am disgusted at the thought that I am going to change faces with you!

"You're going to swap faces with me? I'm not going to trade with you! ”

Why am I so unlucky? Grandpa, tell me, is there any other way for me to pinch my face? Why do I have to rely on a mortal to pinch my face after practicing for tens of thousands of years?

I don't want that dandy face of yours either! You look at the of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law on the street, do you know what you call it? Bring calamity to the country and the people! Do you still want the little girl to find a wishful husband? You still don't let the husband and wife live in harmony and love for a lifetime? Let me tell you Qiao Shengping, in the future, if the country has more singles and more older leftover women, you will be the scourge! Hum!

"How do you say something I don't understand? What is an older saint? ”

You're a mallet! I'm time! Do you want to popularize science about the new terms of the 21st century?

"Forget it, you don't want me to face!"

Qiao Shengping took off the quilt and fell asleep, what should I do? Feed! Feed! No, you quickly say what you want, let's get together and disperse after that! Feed! Feed!

What do you think I'm calling a fool with a second fool! Qiao Shengping doesn't say what he wants, how can I pinch my face? Grandpa, are you helping me calculate if I have any other destined people?

Grandpa Zu said that he wanted to go back to divination, and it took a whole day to tell me that if he comes, he will be safe, and I can only follow Qiao Shengping now.

I was originally a machine spirit, even beasts and insects were easier to cultivate than me, if I didn't follow Qiao Shengping, then I could only give up being a man!

I don't! Machine spirits are also ambitious! I don't believe I can't make a face! Qiao Shengping, I put up with it!