Chapter 1 Crossing is a technical job
"Ahh There are youkai! Monsters are robbing! The scream exploded in Yu Xiaoduo's ears like thunder, and when she suddenly opened her eyes, she was so shocked that she couldn't speak: This ...... What's going on?
What catches my eye is a bright red embroidered gold wire pattern cloth curtain, as if sitting in an extremely narrow small cabinet, the left and right sides of this "cabinet" actually have a small boxy window, and the small window is also hung with bright red cloth curtains.
Although I couldn't see the situation outside, I could clearly hear the screams of men and women, as well as the chaotic running and fighting, as if there was a scuffle. Looking down again, he suddenly found that he was actually wearing a wedding dress with a bright red gold silk embroidered phoenix, and a shiny tassel pearl net shirt on his shoulders, and he suddenly sighed in his heart: "I'll go, is it true?" Didn't I just cross over? And was robbed of a kiss?! ”
Just when Yu Xiaoduo was so surprised that before his brain turned a corner, the big red sedan curtain in front of him was suddenly lifted by a thick hand.
Then a huge pig's head with two fat ears drooping in an indigo turban, two small, glittering eyes squeezed out of the folds was full of smiles, and under the protruding nose was a long, large mouth grinning until the back molars were exposed.
I only heard the sound of the pig's head urn and said angrily and slightly shyly: "Miss, then, the official has been driven away by me, come out quickly!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab Yu Xiaoduo. Yes! Yu Xiaoduo couldn't help but exclaim: "What the hell are you?!" Then I felt that the sky was dark for a while, and I was about to faint when I rolled my eyes.
At the last moment, I heard a burst in a trance: "Stupid pig rests!" Your Gao Cuilan is over there! Before the words fell, Yu Xiaoduo felt that his body was firmly grasped by a huge force: "Yu Xiaoduo come back, take it!" With an order, Yu Xiaoduo's body trembled suddenly, and then his eyes went dark, and he couldn't see or hear anything.
I don't know how long it took, the vague consciousness became clear little by little, Yu Xiaoduo wanted to open her eyes, but her eyelids were as heavy as a thousand catties at this time, and she couldn't pick it up no matter what she did.
However, although I can't see it, a sense of immortality rises in my heart: at this moment, I should get rid of the pig-headed monster! When he thought about it, Fang Cai's crisp voice that saved himself from water and fire sounded in his ears again: "That...... I'm sorry, my hand is slipping, hehe...... Throw you to Gao Laozhuang. ”
"What?! Gao Laozhuang?! Yu Xiaoduo was surprised, and a scene from the classic TV series in his childhood suddenly flashed in his mind: "So, the pig-headed monster just now is actually Zhu Bajie?" He also thinks of me as Gao Cuilan?! ”
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaoduo was furious: "I said you can do it? Do you have a spectrum at all? I've had enough of a pit, so I ran for a good walk, but out of nowhere a big black dog sprung up, and I was so scared that I tripped on my left foot and fell out of a brain hemorrhage on my right foot. Originally, I thought I was going to see the Lord of Hades, but I didn't wait for the black and white impermanence but waited for you, and you said that I was reincarnated in the wrong car, and I was lucky in this life, and you want to take me to where I should go, Balabala is a lot, and I don't understand it, anyway, I just don't die, but what happened just now? ”
Yu Xiaoduo became more and more angry, and almost roared: "A big pig's head, such a big pig's head, that pig's nose almost poked me in the face, do you want to scare me to death?!" ”
At this time, the little girl in white who was carrying Yu Xiaoduo's back collar and slowly walking forward on the clouds couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Yu Xiaoduo, Yu Xiaoduo, as the saying goes, 'horses have stumbled, fairies have misses', who called you so heavy?" makes this fairy Gu can't even carry this slender hand. If you accidentally slip your hand, you'll fall headlong into it. ”
After that, he glanced down and saw Yu Xiaoduo rolling his eyes at himself, so he hurriedly said without waiting for the other party to speak: "Don't worry, you can't be wrong this time." This fairy girl owes you a personal favor, just make sure you have a good baby, oh, open your eyes. ”
God! I can see it again! I was obedient, there was a huge golden vortex rolling in front of me, and before Yu Xiaoduo could stand still, his back was suddenly pushed forward by a small hand: "Shangshu Mansion Yun Family, go you!" "Ahhh Yun Xiaoduo screamed and flew straight towards the golden vortex.
The blinding light swallowed her in an instant, and at the same time, a piercing pain spread through the limbs. His body was crumpled in an instant, squeezed so hard that he could not breathe. She subconsciously quickly closed her eyes, and Yu Xiaoduo, whose consciousness gradually became blurred, squeezed out the last few words from between her teeth: "I'll go, I'll be pitted again......"
The figure in the whirlpool gradually turned into a small black dot, and the girl in white finally breathed a long sigh of relief: "Gotcha, it's done!" After that, he clapped his little hands, hummed a little tune and turned his head away, not wanting to suddenly hit a "human wall".
The girl looked up and was stunned: "Hey? Old man, why are you here?! The old man in front of him, who had white hair, asked with a shocked face, "Girl, what about the people you brought?" "What?!" The girl in white seemed to suddenly realize something, and suddenly looked at the golden whirlpool, where are there still Yu Xiaoduo's people!
"It's over!" Turning around, under the shocked gaze of the old man, he pulled the person in his hand, only glanced at it and said with a smile: "I see, even I have calculated, Yu Xiaoduo, Yu Xiaoduo, it seems that reincarnation is really a technical job." With that, he kicked the man towards the golden vortex: "That's it, go you!" ”
----------------- Reversal of Time and Space---------------
On the fifteenth day of the first month of the twelfth year of Tianjing, the wife of the general of Huaihua, Lin, was firmly leaning on the goose feather cushion in her carriage.
Lin Shi looked at his towering abdomen, thinking that the little person inside would soon be born, so he couldn't help but smile and wanted to reach out and caress it, but when this hand was about to be raised, there was a sudden tightening in his abdomen without warning, and Lin immediately frowned---- This ...... Why is it suddenly about to give birth?