Chapter 172: Monkey
Mount Emei, is really a very beautiful scenic spot famous far and near, before, I only heard about this place on TV or in the news occasionally, just saw the crowded sea of people, when I saw the monkey in fact, I still have a little yearning in my heart, I think the monkey and people do have similarities, I think the monkey of Mount Emei is very spiritual, I have never been to the zoo when I am so big, except for animals such as cats and dogs, I really have not seen other animals.
The reason why I thought of monkeys was not because I saw the sign on the side of the road, which said that there are monkeys, and that made me very excited.
"Monk, have you ever seen a monkey?" I patted the monk on the shoulder and asked him to tell him how he was about the monkeys.
As a result, the monk just glanced at me lightly, "Lao Bai, why do you like monkeys?" Let's go, the monkey on this mountain is vicious, the last time I came here, I was wearing that yellow tourist hat, but the monkey took it away at once, and I couldn't catch up, and I was at ease by the junior brother who was walking with me. ”
Well, from the monk's mouth to say such a sad travel history, it still feels a bit miserable, but what does this have to do with me, but, listening to the monk say this, my curiosity about this monkey has increased a lot, this is now snowing, the monkey should not appear, after all, it has been a few minutes since the sign appeared, and it has been a hundred meters away, and there is no trace of the monkey, so where is the monkey, it will not really be because the snow does not appear, right, Then I'm going to have to come looking for the monkey sometime later.
But thinking that there are still so many days to go, I don't have to rush to see the monkey for a while, right, anyway, I finally came to this trip, I have to see the monkey, so I can say that this is my obsession with the monkey.
Behind me, about a hundred meters away, the Zhang family also followed, the black-clothed people in front of and behind them should have about ten people, only the sick man is the real master, I can be regarded as seeing what a leader is.
Think about it carefully, here in the extreme north, Wu Qian is the boss of several of us, but when we go out to do things together, Wu Qian will not be such a shelf, I actually began to make up for Wu Qian's appearance with the same posture as this man, I don't know why I actually feel a little laughing, probably Wu Qian is not suitable for such a posture, he is too withdrawn, I think he is looking for so many people in the extreme north to help, purely just pay attention to the cards of a team, as far as his ruthless ability is concerned, I think he can do it alone, this is not blowing.
At this moment, there was a call from the driver, and at this moment we had gone up a hill, and then the driver walked in front, standing on a bridge next to a wooden fence, and he seemed to be cursing something.
I hurriedly walked with the monk, it was snowing this day, the road was still relatively slippery, wet, I was afraid of wrestling, so I tried to grasp the wooden fence, this can not be grasped, it turned out that next to this is an abyss, I can't see the bottom at a glance, I was a little afraid of heights, this look also made my head blank for a few seconds, but fortunately after a while I came to my senses, we are now standing next to the driver.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
The driver pointed to the hillside, "That brute took my phone away!" ”
"Huh." I was amazed, this monkey can actually grab a mobile phone, it is incredible, I turned my head to look, sure enough, it is a monkey, quite big, at this time it is still holding the mobile phone in its hand, playing there.
"Grab it back?" I propose.
"The monkeys on this mountain are all ancestors, and they can't afford to be provoked, and it's not good to attract more monkeys later," the driver stepped on the ground, I thought the driver was very open-minded, and he didn't even want a mobile phone, but the driver immediately said the next sentence, "So what, labor and management are not the grandsons of this monkey!" ”
After speaking, the driver ran to the monkey regardless of it, just an instant, the slightly chubby driver climbed up the slope on the side, grabbed the branch and climbed up, the speed is still relatively fast, it seems that this driver has exercised, I was also surprised.
"Give me back my phone!" The driver roared, but the monkey was not obedient, and when the driver was still hanging on the branch, the monkey had already shifted his position, ran to the opposite place, and jumped on the road in front of him, looking still grinning, this was simply infuriating, I could already guess the driver's next move, and sure enough, the driver was ready to jump down from the hillside, but the monkey stayed in place for a few moments, and then jumped to the edge of the cliff, As soon as he sat on the wooden pier, he showed off his bare red buttocks.
Well, this monkey is very spiritual.
"Give back to labor and management!" The driver was in a hurry, jumped down the slope, but the road slipped and fell a dog eating, that scene is not too funny, I don't know how to stand on the side of the monkey, look at the driver's joke.
Of course, this kind of thinking can't let the driver know, the monk has already walked over to support the driver, as if he and the driver have a feeling of seeing each other late, probably this is the consensus of being a slightly chubby person.
I looked at the driver, then at the monkey, and the man in black surnamed Zhang also came over and made a mocking sound, didn't it add fuel to the fire at this time.
"Cut, not even a monkey can be subdued." The sick man smiled and walked over to this side, not caring at all what the driver was thinking, just looking at me.
Then the group walked towards the monkey.
"Lao Bai, you go and tease that monkey to see if you are obedient, I see that you have a kind face, and the monkey must be close to you." The monk pulled the driver up there to shoot the snow, and said such a bald sentence, if I really look good, it will be difficult for the monkey to return the phone to me directly.
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as I said it, not only the driver, but even the group surnamed Zhang stared at me.
"I don't know if I'll be able to do it, try it." ”
"Hehe, don't scare the monkey into falling." The sick man didn't forget to taunt me.
I rolled his eyes, and then I approached the monkey with the wooden fence, and the wooden pier where the monkey was located was on the edge of the cliff, and there was a wooden fence where there was a pier, which meant that the monkey was standing outside the wooden fence.
"Hey, Brother Monkey, give the stuff back." I held out my hand and gave a kind smile, but the monkey was indifferent.
At this time, the voice of Evil Purple appeared in my ears, "What is there to be afraid of monkeys!" ”
I heard this sound coldly, and with a stride I stepped towards the monkey, but the monkey seemed to be frightened, picked up the phone and smashed it at me, and the monkey turned over and ran down the cliff with such a fast speed.
The phone smashed, and I subconsciously opened my eyes and grabbed it accurately.
This happened too suddenly.
"Awesome, Lao Bai." The monk complimented.
I was still stunned and handed my phone to the driver.
"What's the matter with your eyes?" As I turned around, the sick man suddenly asked a serious question.
"Blind." I shook my hand.
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