"What?"

There was a deep confusion in Deadpool's voice, he never thought that he would one day be involved in textbooks, especially the textbooks for physical health classes.

"That's right," said the boy, nodding firmly, "the book goes down in detail about you, Wade Wilson, an idiot who overestimates his body and knows no moderation. ”

"Hey, kid, I doubt you'......"

Deadpool tried to interrupt Evan, but he couldn't, and the boy continued to speak at his own pace, as if he were really repeating something from the book.

"He thinks he's a big bull, and after meeting his girlfriend Vanessa, he vows to keep him out of bed for a week......"

"No, no, no, we actually ......"

As before, Wade Wilson's objection was held back before it could be finished, because the boy's account was too serious and too vague.

However, he didn't even have three days before he rolled out of bed with his waist on his back, his eyes blurry to the point where he couldn't even tell how many fingers he had. ”

This story teaches us to be temperate in both sexes. ”

After finishing the narrative, Evan tilted his head to look at Deadpool, and the inquisitive and contemptuous in his eyes completely made the latter jump to his feet like stepping on a nail and scold: "Shit, this is slander!"

"Listen, boy," Deadpool said word for word to the innocent-looking boy with a finger, "don't believe the gossip that the garbage compilers ate from his grandmother's ashes, I'm as good as ......"

"That's what the textbook says, Wade," the boy shrugged his shoulders as he sat on the bench, "it's useless for you to explain to me, you need to explain it to all the middle school students in the United States who have used this version of the textbook." ”

"Oh, yes," Ivan gloated, reminded, "not just them, but others they admonished as a cautionary tale. ”

"You mean...... The whole of America knows about it?"

Wade Wilson's tone changed from anger to confusion, the world is moving too fast, why doesn't he know it, and rumors have begun to circulate across the United States that he can't do it?

"It's not that exaggerated," the boy reassured, "maybe that version of the textbook wasn't that widely circulated." ”

"By the way, do you have a child now?"

Evan asked coldly, and Deadpool, who was still in a sluggish state, subconsciously replied: "No, Vanessa wants to have a child, but you know that raising a child can't be decided with a pat on the head, it needs to be ......."

"It's okay if you don't have it now, there will always be," the boy smiled and said with a smile as he pressed his hands on the cane, resting his chin on his stacked hands, and glancing at Deadpool, who had been taken out of rhythm by himself. ”

"Oh my god......" Deadpool's voice was tinged with anguish and irritation, "he'll think his dad isn't the warrior who can shelter him from the elements." ”

"Perhaps, but I think he'll doubt his own father's identity, and even believe the ridiculous rumors that he's actually the illegitimate son of the bar owner. ”

Ivan shook his head and gave his own answer.

"Wither?"

Deadpool asked, but didn't get an accurate answer, the boy rubbed his chin against his hand, and replied with great irresponsibility, "I don't know, it's not mentioned in the textbook." ”

"Maybe I should find a way to confirm to him that it's just a rumor, what do you think of taking a shower with him, I can masturbate ...... live"

"It doesn't work for him to believe, Wade," the boy interrupted the other man's words that were getting more and more limitless, "as I said, it doesn't make sense for you to convince me, and how well you are in your physical condition is of no value in changing your child's situation at school. ”

"Imagine that his classmates and even other unrelated people say that his father is not good, that he is a wild seed, even if it is just a rumor, it is not something that his young mind can bear. ”

"Otherwise, why don't you think those poor children who have gone to extremes or even committed suicide because of cold violence on campus?"

"Suicide?"

Deadpool asked in surprise, seeing the boy nodding solemnly, he walked around anxiously: "Damn, what should I do, if something happens to my son, I must be good-looking with those fools who spread rumors!"

Evan sat there quietly, not intending to remind the other party of the fact that he didn't have a son yet.

"You say, how about I prove my innocence in front of the whole school?"

After taking a few steps, Deadpool suddenly turned, his words tinged with the excitement of suddenly discovering a solution to the problem.

"Are you trying to ......?"

Ivan had a toothache on his face, and he seemed to have guessed the other party's intentions.

"That's right, I can masturbate in front of the whole school ...... school"

"Stop, stop—"

Evan quickly stopped the other party's description, he really didn't dare to imagine that kind of picture, and the slightest thought about the tail vertebrae made him feel cold.

"Your method has no effect except to make them add a perverted name in front of your name, but it is very easy to be taken away by the New York Police Department, and you might as well go to the editorial department for a theory when you have that time. ”

"yes," Deadpool slapped his forehead hard, "I'll just ask those stupid asses with strawberry jam in their heads to delete the slander against me in the book." ”

"No, no," Wade Wilson, who had changed his mind in an instant, waved his hand and said to himself, "They still need to compensate me and my children for mental damage, at least two hundred, no, three hundred dollars, or I'll let those guys who talk so much feel Mr. Deadpool's strong physique for themselves!"

"Thank you...... Evan," Deadpool, who remembered the boy's name, slapped his palm and continued, "It's a pleasure to talk to you, but I don't have any more time to delay, I'm going to hurry up and get that book in the library, or if they change the contents, my three hundred dollars, I mean, my reputation may be greatly affected." ”

Taking two steps, Deadpool looked back at the boy who was watching him leave, took off the Hello Kitty watch on his wrist, and put it on the table next to him: "Your gift, now, bye~"

After saying that, he gave Evan a flying kiss, and Deadpool twisted his waist and left the underground laboratory.

......

"Hey, old man, I'm going to look for a book. ”

Deadpool propped his hands on the table and crossed his feet to the serious-looking book seller in front of him.

"What book?"

The salesman looked to be in his early fifties, but he was very energetic, and it was not a big problem to live another twenty or thirty years listening to the voice, of course, provided that he moved from New York.

"Textbooks and textbooks for physiology and health classes!"

Shaking his shoulders, Deadpool blinked, with a tacit tone.

The old man who sold books was stunned for a moment, he had been working here for nearly thirty years, and he had seen a lot of book buyers of all kinds, but it was the first time he had met someone like the other party who could buy textbooks and feel like an adult magazine.

He pointed to the shelves not far away, which were covered with plastic-sealed hardcover books.

Before Deadpool could pass, the salesman's voice came from behind him: "Only sell, not read." ”

Turning his head violently, Deadpool stared at each other intently, the old man was not interested in playing eye games with him, and explained: "The textbooks are all hardcover books, and this kind of book is not allowed to be unpacked and read without permission, so you can only buy it at home to read." ”

"Okay, good, I'll buy it!"

Grunting angrily, Deadpool took off the pink backpack behind him and asked, "Which is the textbook for the physiology and health class?"

"Which one do you want?"

The salesman didn't answer, but asked a rhetorical question.

"What do you mean?"

"Every school chooses different textbooks, and some private schools change textbooks almost every year, so I asked which one you wanted, and all the books on the shelf were related to physical health classes, and each book was different. ”

Deadpool: "......"

......

On the wide road, Deadpool rides a pink electric car on his way home.

"Bell bell bell—"

"Hello?"

After answering the phone, Deadpool tilted his head and pressed the phone on his shoulders, and his hands unusually rested on the handlebars on both sides to adjust the direction.

"Hi dear, where have you been?"

At the residence, Vanessa also tilted her head to suppress the phone, and brought the baked toast noodle wrapping plate to the table with butter.

"When will you come back, I'll wait for you to have dinner!"

"It's almost there," Deadpool said to his girlfriend as he stretched out a middle finger to the dog's owner, dodging a dog's dog's owner, "You know what, honey, I've got a big order!"

"Who asked you to play his father who died of severe burns, and deceived him that the teacher wrote an A on his test paper?"

"No, no, no," Wade Wilson subconsciously wanted to shake his head, but the shaking phone made him decisively stop his movements: "This is really a big order, someone ...... Forget it, let's not talk about it. ”

Out of a protective mindset, Deadpool doesn't want his lover to be exposed to the underground side of New York.

"Let's talk about something else, do you know how many textbooks are used in all the 'physiology and health classes' in New York City?"

"Fifty?"

Vanessa, who had no idea what Wade was saying, casually said a number as she set the dishes away.

"Hahaha, I look down on you for being uneducated!"

After teasing his lover a few words, Wade Wilson announced the answer: "A total of 753 copies!"

"How do you know?"

Vanessa wondered how her boyfriend could suddenly pay attention to this matter, and was the current textbook open enough to explain posture and posture in detail?

"I bought them all!"

Wade said happily, as if he had just snapped up a special butter bargain from the supermarket and returned victorious.

"Cut, where did you get the money?"

Vanessa, who had taken care of everything, sat bored at the dining table and teased her boyfriend, trembling with joy.

"We've spent all of our savings. ”

"Come on!"

Vanessa rolled her eyes, she couldn't believe that her boyfriend would spend all his savings on a pile of useless books when he saw a steel hammer in the sewer and break three of his fingers so he could reach in and clip it out.

"Come back quickly, wait for you to eat!"

After hanging up the phone, Vanessa, who was in a good mood, looked at the toast and butter on the table, thought about it, and took out another bottle of champagne and opened it.

Although his boyfriend usually doesn't look out of tune, he is still very stable in business, and since he said that he has taken over a big business, he must have at least three or four hundred dollars in income, which is worth celebrating.

On the other side, Deadpool, who tucked his phone back into the bag behind his back, continued to ride his beloved electric car on the way home, still humming a song in his mouth.

At the rear of the pink car is a four-wheeled metal mesh shopping trolley full of beautifully packaged books.

The oncoming wind blew, and a piece of paper that had been stuffed into the car fell out.

It was a bank account debit slip with the words "2.75 cents" clearly written on the balance column.

PS: I have something to go out today.,This chapter is written by me at half past two.,If there's a typo, everyone will take care of it.,Wait for me to come back tomorrow to change.。

Tomorrow the update will be as usual, but it should be in the evening.