"Hmm~Hmm~Hmm~"

I screamed a few times, and then I saw a bloodied human face wrap around the side of my body in front of me.

This person's face is a male face, and the single-wheel face shape is the face shape of the heavenly court's full and blessed face.

However, the skull was flattened by something, and there were three or four pieces of glass inserted, and the chin was sunken, causing the teeth of the upper gum to protrude outward like buckteeth and bite a small half of the tongue, and the entire bridge of the nose collapsed at an angle of 60 degrees, and the piercings of the two ears kept oozing blood.

How miserable it is going to be.

I swallowed and foamed unconsciously, closed my eyes in fear and didn't dare to look at the face in front of me, I was really afraid that I would not dare to get up at night to go to the toilet in the future.

Then I feel just a momentary feeling of tightness and oppression, and when I get used to it, I will find that there is no such detail as painting ghost costumes for actors in horror movies.

False!

The robber pulled out his dagger, and the seven orifices began to bleed, but he said to me very calmly, "You know what we are!"

"Mmmmmm I mumbled and nodded frantically to show that I knew what he was.

The robber handed the face a look that let go of my mouth: "You let him go and let him talk."

After a strange smile, he stopped covering my mouth.

"You're ghosts!"

I took a breath first, and then pretended to be the actor in the movie who saw the main messenger behind the scenes, and spoke in a tone before I was about to receive a boxed lunch, with a slight touch of the Yin and Yang people who had cultivated before to speak the Dafa of transforming the sky, which made people angry no matter how they listened.

The robber's face was stunned, probably he had never seen someone as cheap as me: "You talk to us well, we are ghosts!" Evil spirits that can kill! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! You are ghosts! I know, I know! "I'm speaking in a very pure way, in a way that I take for granted.

Hell~ What's so strange, it's very common.

When the robber saw that I had taken them so indifferently, he plunged another dagger into my stomach and cried out in frenzy: "We are ghosts!" Shouldn't you be afraid? ”

it! In addition to the makeup of the human face is more scary, you tell me that you are scary there, take a broken dagger and pierce it around, it doesn't hurt at all, and even my blood skin can't be worn off, so I'm embarrassed to come out and scream?

When a ghost goes to such a field, how can there be so much superiority.

You scared people out of their guts, why can Lord Yama send you a certificate of honor? Or do you hold a salute flag, which says, love and dedication, the elite of the ghost world?

I complained about them in my head, but in fact, the reason why I wasn't really worried about my life was that my eyes didn't see any so-called resentment and yin floating on their bodies.

The three of them are very clean, and they seem to have a calm attitude towards becoming ghosts after death.

"Uh-huh! I'm scared! ”

I first looked at the sky, and then casually perfunctory a remark.

A sentence struck the robber's fragile heart, and he pulled out the dagger and plunged it into my stomach again: "Hey! Can you give some face! If you're not afraid, I'll not say anything, the dagger will pierce you, can you cry out in pain? Cooperate with it, OK!? ”

"Good, good!"

Since he pleaded with me, I will definitely give him a face, try to learn to be a very painful person, find a good angle again, and speak with three points of sincerity and seven points of sincerity: "Alas, mom~ It hurts me to death~ Is there anyone~ Killed someone~ Help!"

"Brother, your acting skills are too fake, let's be careful, okay?" The robber wordlessly drew his dagger and plunged it into my stomach to persuade me to demonize.

I said impatiently: "Big brother! Brother tell you the truth! Your dagger is stuck in my stomach, it's cool, and it's fucking comfortable, can you believe it?! ”

"Gotta get it, don't tie it, don't tie it, it's boring." The robber stopped delving into the topic of my poor acting skills, turned his head and lowered his face and said, "We are ghosts!"

"Yes, yes, why do you want to ink with me 800 times? I'll admit you're scaring me, I'm scared, I'm scared! I squinted my eyes and made a witty remark to express the "panic" in my heart.

The robber took a deep breath and suppressed the thought of wanting to kill me: "What, why are we dying, you can watch it."

"Stoned to death! Isn't it just going to be stoned to death, mmmm, I know, you can tell me something, I'll listen. I whistled in reply, and although my limbs were still immobile, I didn't have any special feeling in the face of such a special ghost.

The robber took a step back in anger from me, covering his heart with one hand and pointing a dagger at my nose with the other: "We weren't stoned!" We died in a car accident! ”

"Well, you died in a car accident, you died in a car accident, what do you say, my boss will find you in a while, and you won't have a chance to speak." I said that I was a person with a big brother covering, and by the way, I told them that my big brother was a thief

The robber seemed to know about Brother Xu's existence, and began to quickly describe himself: "I am a robber, but this time I robbed for the first time, my daughter-in-law had cancer, I really didn't have the money to treat her, so I came out to rob, but I didn't expect to die here, and my daughter-in-law later died because of the deterioration of her condition."

"Then you are quite miserable, has your daughter-in-law been reincarnated? If you don't go to reincarnation, tell your brother that my brother will give you a 20% discount package, and the one-stop service of reincarnation will definitely let your daughter-in-law give birth to a rich and noble family in her next life. "I'm bragging.

Even if he ran out of money to treat his daughter-in-law, he came out to rob. Then he deserves to die! Who let him rob it? When will robbery become a good thing?

The face spoke after the robber finished speaking: "According to what I said before my death, I am a rich second-generation ......"

Before he could finish speaking, I interrupted him with a slight hint of class hatred: "Then you are quite awesome, then why did you die?"

"I was drunk and racing, and I hit them to death, and I also died on the telephone pole myself." The rich second generation faces to tell the cause of his death.

He deserves to die, this thing can't live by itself, who let him get drunk and drag racing?

I nodded and pretended to be forced to say, "What do you two want to do, let's say, if you want to do evil, I will definitely not spare you two!"

The robber didn't care about my words and deeds, stepped out of the way, pointed at the girl with his finger, and told me the hidden meaning: "No, no, the main thing is to find you, because this little girl, after we died, we got together, if we die is deserved, this little girl is innocent, the least deserving of death, it is impossible to be resurrected in this life." We want you to send her to reincarnation, and not to suffer with us here. ”

"Just for this? What the did you want to do when you were alive? A robbery, a drunk driver, neither JB is a good bird. Dead and start to be kind! Start knowing you're wrong! What a fuck you have! After listening to the original end, I was furious, angry, and scolded without scruples.

The girl looked at her early twenties, in the prime of her youth, and she didn't have enough fun, but when she ran into these two scum, she was killed.

Dead and dead, and suffered many years of sin with two scum.

What makes sense of this?

Oh my life! What an amazing thing!

I glared at the robber: "You let me go first!" That little girl, come here, do you have any unfulfilled wishes? Tell my brother, if my brother can help you, help you, and let go of your obsession and reincarnate when you're done. If it doesn't work, I'll ask my brother to send you away. ”

"My parents died early, and I was the only one left in the family...... I was a dry ...... Sister's ...... I don't have anything to worry about, I just want to smoke a cigarette, do you have a cigarette? The girl stumbled and spat out her identity and last obsession.

I never discriminated against her in the industry: "Alas! You're also really miserable, I have a cigarette in my pocket, you can leave after smoking, but don't suffer here. ”