5. Game of Death (2)
"Hmm~~? You're upsetting me," the chief suddenly heard a string of mockery from the big man in military uniform sitting next to the forensic doctor, and immediately felt that his dignity had been challenged, "Huh! With a bang, he put the hunting knife in his hand across the neck of the man in military uniform, crooked his eyes and threatened, "'There is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in', do you want to die before the forensic doctor?" ”
"This guy is getting more and more humorous," the soldier laughed even harder, his brown beard trembling, and laughed at the "fart", "It's a tragic death to face him, so what is the road to heaven?" Ha ha! The soldier shook his head, his face flushed with a smile, and continued, "You should be referring to 'Nine Springs with Laughter', right?" Ahh The crowd laughed with him.
"Shut up!" The chief's confidence in killing was greatly shattered, and he viciously struck the GI twice with his hunting knife to threaten the soldiers, and then raised his knife to threaten the people, "You all shut up for me, and if you provoke me, I will be bled one by one, do you believe it or not?" The crowd, who were afraid of being bloodletted, immediately quieted down, and the smile on his face disappeared in an instant, and when the chief saw that the threat had worked, he squinted his eyes, and with a big mouth, he turned the hunting knife in his hand, and pointed at the soldier, and sneered at each other. Cross, don't be too arrogant, in the eyes of others you are a 'King Kong' with a healthy body, and in my eyes you are a delicious buffalo," the soldier called Del coughed, did not answer the chief's words, with a mysterious smile on his face, staring at the fire, the chief glanced at the fire, and continued to smile at the strong Del Monster, "You are not a 'seal', nor are you an 'arctic fox', the person who gave you these titles has long since died, you don't have to keep talking about it." You're a cow now, and you're a stupid cow, a stupid cow," the chief slapped Del on the head, and when he saw Del raise his head and glare at him, he slapped Del again and continued to stimulate Del Dao, "Didn't that Lei Yan gesture to you when he left to make you look at the secret door?" And what about you, huh?! Dereliction of duty," the chief confidently pointed to the people who were tied up like rice dumplings, and said loudly to Special Forces Del, "I have a chance to serve you in a pot, do you say that you deserve to die?" ”
"I've only been gone for five minutes," Del coughed, blinking, and discerning himself, "and I've got Jim to watch for me," Del glanced at Jim and said to the chief, "If you want to say dereliction of duty, you can only say that Jim is derelict in his duties, and the main responsibility is not me." ”
"I'm not primarily responsible," Jim craned his neck and protested loudly on his behalf, "I just blinked because a little bug flew into my eye," Jim glanced at the chief and said to Del, "Blame the bug if you want to, I didn't mean to!" I didn't even blink an eye for the other few minutes! ”
"Ah, I really feel sorry for your perfect cooperation," the chief sneered at Del and Jim with a hunting knife in the air, "it's too late to say anything, you're all my dinner, lunch, and breakfast now, haha!" The chief patted Del's broad shoulder, nodded to Jim, and smiled, "I want to thank you here for the great gift!" When Del and Jim heard this, they were silent.
"David, believe me, you are the only one in this group who can die well," the chief put away his knife, squatted down at once, and smiled kindly at the white-bearded old man wearing a sunhat next to Special Forces Del.
"Huh?" David, an old man with black eyebrows and a white beard, couldn't believe that he had such good luck, and couldn't help but be surprised, "Ah! "Yes.
"Don't be surprised, not surprised at all, you have this good end, not because of your wisdom and kindness," the chief patted Old Davy's head in a friendly manner, looked at his white beard and black eyebrows, and smiled, "but because of your beard, or because of your hair, hehe!" ”
"Why?" The old man David asked with his eyes wide open.
"Ah, because you don't have any decent flesh on you," the chief sneered, glancing at David's good belly and the loose old skin on his arms, "the whole person is like a pile of wrinkled skin, and it's all beard and hair," the chief said with his hand in the air, looking at the stunned David, and laughing, "I feel like the sea when I look at it, and I can't eat it at all." ”
"Why does it feel like the sea? What do you mean? The old man regretted that he was not tasty, but he did not understand what the chief had to say about the sea, and he could not help asking.
"Because I'm seasick, I want to vomit when I look at the sea," said the chief with a wicked smile at the black-eyed David, and the old man was stunned.
"Wow, I really should give you the honorific name 'Fart Spirit'," Jim didn't speak for a long time, and finally couldn't help it, and burst out of his mouth with a mouth full of words, and fired at the chief, "I really didn't expect you to be so able to talk nonsense, even a kind old man, you can pour out a bunch of, you are not a 'fart spirit' who is a 'fart spirit'?" ”
"Haha," the chief said to Jim with a laugh when he heard Jim's words, "Chief, you can't say how to be a chief?" Do you think they call me Chief for nothing? The chief took the hunting knife in his hand and pointed at the "fart spirit", and sneered, "Grievances are only about your bad life, a nickname for you is for a lifetime, haha!" ”
"I'm 'Razor' and I'm called 'Razor'!" Jim was obviously angry, but at the moment he was tied up with a rope, even if he was dangerous, the consequences of being angry at the moment would not be very serious, for example, now he can only attack the other party with grinning teeth and yelling, and the other party does not care at all.
"F-ahh Don't let him you off, don't be fooled! ”
"Hmph, you want to me off? No way! When Jim heard that it made sense, he raised his chin with the medical examiner to show that he understood, and then said to the chief with a smile, "You're going to scare them, scare me?" Save it! ”
"Look, I'm just picking out my rations for tonight, the main course, where is there so much conspiracy?" The chief suddenly became approachable, smiled and spread his hands, and said to the "butt" and the medical examiner, "Then I'll go ahead and see if there is a better candidate than you, how about it?" The "fart" and the forensic doctor were at the same time, one to the left and the other to the right, twisting their heads to the side, indicating that they didn't want to talk to the chief.
The chief didn't mind the irrationality of the two at all, he had the calmness of a creator, and with that mysterious smile on his face that only the Mona Lisa had, he turned his gaze to the two black men beside the old man David. The two negroes, one fat and one thin, saw the chief watching them fight at the same time.
"Well," said the chief, pretending to be sorry, and shook his head, and said to the two of them with a smile, "Skin, you can see it now," said the chief, looking at the darkness around him, "I didn't see you just now," the chief stared at them earnestly, joking with them seriously, "don't tell jokes when you go out together at night, or you will see two sets of teeth floating there in the night," the chief pretended to stare at the night in horror, and then laughed at the two of them, "The people who see it think that the teeth are fine, haha!" ”
"You are racist, I strongly protest!" The "fart spirit" couldn't help it anymore, and stood up suddenly, looking around the crowd as he spoke, looking for supporters, and the forensic doctor winked at him, and he sat down again with a grunt.
"I don't think much of it, you're all just food to me," said the chief, who was surprisingly good-tempered at some point, and patiently said to the "fart", "I treat each and every one of you equally, so kind, so friendly!" ”
"Ahh The "fart spirit" stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes, indicating that he was disgusted with the hypocrisy of the chief.
"Well, let's introduce myself," the chief was very friendly at the moment, ignoring the "fart", swallowed, put the hunting knife on the ground, clapped his hands, looked at the two black men and said, "you must be serious, you must be sincere, this can determine the order in which you become dinner," the chief winked at the two of them, raised a finger, borrowed a sentence from the Gospel of Matthew, and said to the two, "'A moment of life is life,' let alone one more day." ”