The sun goes to the west and the stars come out.

The large cabin was very lively, and there was a cry and laughter from inside, which was transmitted through the open hatch and window to the next cabin.

The thief boss frowned slightly, and said to a water thief, "Look what they are doing." ”

The water thief took the order and probed his head at the door of the large cabin.

The cabin was bustling with activity, like a convention.

I saw a chubby female passenger standing up and shaking her voice and said, "My son learned arithmetic in the school, and came back and asked me, Mother, do you know how much one plus one is?" I said four. He laughed and said to me, "You got it wrong, it should be equal to five." ”

"Hahahahaha."

Everyone laughed crookedly, beat their chests, and laughed with tears in their eyes.

After laughing, Zhongli pointed his finger back and forth: "Whoever the little rooster clicks, whoever will tell a joke - you, until you say it." ”

The middle-aged man who was ordered wiped away the tears that came out of his laughter just now, and said nervously: "I don't tell jokes, can I say one that can make everyone cry?" ”

Zhongli nodded faintly: "Yes." ”

The middle-aged man said tremblingly: "I don't know how to tell jokes, but one day I want to tell jokes, it's so miserable, woo woo woo woo ......"

"Woooooooooo

The crowd cried until the sky fell apart, as if the sky had fallen.

Water thief at the door: "......"

Neuropathy.

He turned and walked away.

If he looked closely, he would have noticed that the faces of the people were not right, they were trembling by laughing, and they were venting their fears by crying.

Qin Jue and Zhong Li Youyou had already caught a glimpse of the water thief at the door, and they couldn't laugh and followed everyone to pretend to laugh, and when they couldn't cry, they covered their faces with their hands, and they glanced at them after the water thief left.

*

The thief returned to his cabin and told the thief boss what he had seen, and the thief boss, who had always been deep, couldn't help but laugh and curse the neuropathy after hearing it.

"Let them laugh for a while," he said, "and then they won't have a chance to laugh again tonight." ”

The water thief who talked a lot during the day said, "What if they laugh until dawn?" ”

The thief boss stared at him, his back cold, and he shrunk his neck.

The thief boss said disapprerovingly, "I don't believe they can laugh until dawn." ”

*

Of course, the people in the cabin did not laugh until dawn, because after crying and laughing until late at night, they switched to singing.

The song is taught by Zhongli Youyou, and everyone can sing a song after teaching it a few times.

She taught several songs at once.

After teaching, he began to find someone to sing alone, pointing his fingers: "Whoever the little rooster clicks, whoever sings - you sing." ”

She pointed to a young man in brocade clothes, who stood up and shouted: "The first snow of 2002 came later than usual......

went out of tune to the capital, but everyone below applauded.

The corners of the mouths of the two water thieves at the door who came to inquire about the situation twitched, what a bunch of fools.

Qin Jue glanced at the door unconsciously, and when the young man finished singing, he stood up: "Tonight is a crazy night, we must have enough fun and sing all night." The one who put the lights out and listened to the song in the dark to feel it. ”

The one immediately extinguished the only oil lamp that was lit in the cabin.

The cabin was dark and dark, and a faint shadow could be seen in the moonlight shining through the window.

The two water thieves at the door were worried that they would stay any longer, and when they heard the singing, they became disgusted with the world, and after listening to the two songs, they ran back to report the situation.

The thief boss had a gloomy face, and after listening to the report of the two water thieves, his expression was uncertain, making it impossible to figure out what he was thinking.

He tapped lightly on the tabletop, one at a time.

His eyes narrowed, and he said to the water thieves, "Let all the brethren go to sleep and recuperate." Let them sing in the bow and stern of the ship during the day to-morrow, and they must sing like drums, and they must not let the fish in the cabin sleep. ”

A water thief was stunned and said, "Boss, why is this?" ”

The thief boss laughed meaningfully: "They sang all night and can't sleep during the day, so I don't believe they won't sleep tomorrow night." ”

*

The singing in the cabin continued, Qin Jue asked the two more clever passengers to go outside the cabin to inquire about the situation, there was silence outside, and he knew that the water thieves were asleep and came back immediately to report.

The crowd was excited and nervous at the same time.

Qin Jue stood at the window on the left and whispered, "Begin." ”

Everyone divided the work, someone carried the folded bed board out of the window from the cabin, someone caught it outside the window, and then put the bed board in the water, and immediately two people jumped down and hugged the bed board and went down the river.

Zhongli Youyu stood at the window on the right to command.

There is no time to wait, and it will be much faster to do it at the same time.

When she and Qin Jue closed the hatch of the ship during the day and pretended to play a brain teaser, they told everyone about the situation and plan.

This is the only way.

Many people can't swim and have to resign themselves to their fate if they hold on to their beds, but it's better than waiting to die on a boat.

The old and weak who can't swim will flee first, and the young and strong who can swim will stay behind, and no one can guarantee that the water thieves won't come suddenly, but they can at least fight for their lives.

Soon there were only eight people left in the cabin, including Qin Jue and Zhongli Youyou.

One was singing, and the other five were carrying the bed boards.

The singing man's voice was trembling, and he was afraid that he would not be able to escape, and that as soon as the singing stopped, the water thieves might come.

He shook his hand while singing and grabbed Qin Jue, and his full desire to survive could be seen clearly in the not very bright cabin.

Qin Jue had already left himself to clean up the aftermath, but the man's fear infected him.

Looking at the empty cabin, he also began to be afraid, and he grabbed the four big men who were about to climb out of the window with knives on their backs.

His voice trembled and said, "Four big brothers, you stay with me and sing together, let them go first, and finally the four of us will withdraw together." Your martial arts are good, the water thieves are afraid of you, even if the water thieves come, we can fight them. ”

The four men with swords on their backs had bitter faces, and one of them said with a crying voice: "Big brother, we don't know martial arts, our swords are carried to bluff people." Because we had 10,000 taels of silver on us, my father was afraid that our money would be robbed, so he asked us to carry knives and pretend to be vicious, so that others would not dare to do it. ”

Qin Jue: "......"

Well, whoever makes him righteous should let himself be left to sing at the end.

Zhongli whispered in his ear: "You go outside and stick your head into the cabin to sing, and you jump with me after I put the bed board into the river and jump into the water." ”

That's all there is to it.

He climbed out of the cabin, and as soon as the man's singing stopped, he stretched his head into the cabin and sang incompletely: "If you die, you have to love, if you don't drench it, you won't be happy, how deep your feelings are, only in this way can you confess ......"

He sang as he watched the six people put the bed board and jump into the river, and then saw Zhongli Youyou push the bed board into the river and jump.

"Love when you die, don't cry until you smile and don't be happy, the universe will be destroyed......"

As he sang, he turned around and was about to jump, when a three-foot knife crossed his neck