Chapter 179: A Woman for You
Old Lieutenant, look at the dancing girl in the middle, is there anything you like? If you point to it, I will tell Your Majesty later, and let Your Majesty give you that dancing girl to go back to warm the bed. ”
"Old man Cheng, are you energetic again? If you like it yourself, go and ask Your Majesty yourself, don't keep pulling me. I'm not interested! ”
"Old Lieutenant, are you not good? This one dancer can't handle it?! ”
"Old man Cheng, you used this trick last time, do you think I don't know what you're thinking? To tell you honestly, my kung fu in bed is ten times stronger than your old man Cheng.
But these dancers, I'm not interested. You look for someone else to see if they can come with you and ask His Majesty for a few. ”
"Wu Na girl, if you can't do it, the old lieutenant, you can't do it. Garlic is also served here. Okay, I'll ask the old guy Qu Tutong if he's interested. I still don't believe it, and today I can't find anyone with me to ask His Majesty for a request. ”
"Haha, you old man, the fox's tail is exposed! Let's talk about it, which dancer do you like? You can't afford to eat this body.
By the way, didn't that lady of your family let you take the dancer back again? I heard that the women in your family can't let go. ”
"Which one do I like? I've taken a fancy to all of them! Why, no? I'm biting Jin's body, it's very good. How can it be unbearable!
As for my wife, no matter what she is, I can't put it in my house, so I put it outside, and my wife can't find it anyway.
I'm not like the guy in the old house, I'm afraid that the lady will be like that, and I don't even dare to take a woman home. ”
"Old man Cheng, you still say Xuan Ling, I think Xuan Ling is very good. It's just you, you like to use this to squeeze Xuan Ling when you have nothing to do all day long. ”
"How did my old Cheng squeeze him. I don't know, isn't that guy in the old house panicking when he faces his wife every day? Take a look at it with a different face, it's so slow.
Speaking of which, I remembered that year, when we fought that Xu Yuanlang in Shandong. At that time, the war was going well, and a city in Shandong was captured. I kindly found a few women for the old house and asked him to take them back as concubines.
Who knew that if the old house didn't appreciate it, forget it, and directly denounced me! I don't hesitate to catch a woman for you, no wonder there is only one woman in your own wife after that! ”
"Lao Cheng, why are you so loud?"
"My old Cheng was born with a loud voice. I'm just talking about what happened to this old house. Who in Chang'an City doesn't know that Prime Minister Fang is afraid of his own lady. The people of Chang'an City are saying, what happened to me Lao Cheng? ”
Cheng Yanjin seemed to be drinking too much, and his voice was getting louder and louder, and many people around him frequently looked sideways and looked over.
Although Fang Xuanling heard what Cheng Yanjin was saying, he didn't care. Just pursed his lips and drank the wine in his glass.
Fang Xuanling has not heard this kind of talk once or twice, his mouth is open on others, and he Fang Xuanling can't control it. Just let them go.
But Fang Xuanling can't control it, but Li Shimin can't take care of it.
"Biting gold, why are you still holding on to these old things?"
"Your Majesty, Lao Cheng knows that he is wrong. But I'm just telling the truth. Your Majesty, you don't know. ”
"Biting Jin, if you don't talk about Xuan Ling this day, you will be uncomfortable this day."
"No, no, I just looked at the old house, and I was very aggrieved."
Fang Xuanling just smiled and didn't speak, just watched the singing and dancing in the field, ignoring Cheng Biting Jin.
Li Shimin saw that Fang Xuanling was very interested in singing and dancing in the field, so he moved a little more carefully.
"Xuan Ling, these dancing girls, do you like them?"
"Back to Your Majesty, Weichen didn't take a fancy to it."
"But I seem to be very interested in you, and if you like any of them, I will make a decree that you will bring them back."
"Your Majesty, Weichen really didn't have a crush on that dancing girl. There is no need for His Majesty to issue an edict specifically for Wei Chen. ”
"Really? Xuan Ling, aren't you afraid that the lady in your family will talk about you? So you don't dare to take the dancer you fancy home, right?
Xuan Ling, it doesn't have to be like this. This time, I will write a decree for you to take with you. If the lady of your family dares to object, I will put your lady in prison again for reflection. ”
When Fang Xuanling heard this, he immediately stood up from behind his desk, knelt down in front of Li Shimin and said.
"Your Majesty, Weichen really doesn't have a crush on any dancing girls. I also ask Your Majesty not to write any holy decrees. Weichen's wife, there is no need to be imprisoned anymore. It seems that Fang Xuanling is also a little afraid of Mrs. Fang going to prison again.
"Really, no? This is a rare opportunity. I will stand up for you and make sure that the lady of your family will not dare to care about the woman you brought back. ”
"Back to Your Majesty, I really don't need to."
"But I see you staring at the dancers in this scene, very seriously."
"Your Majesty, it's because Lao Cheng is talking about those old things again, and Weichen doesn't want to make peace. That's why I looked at the dancing girls in the field.
If Weichen looked at Lao Cheng, who knew what he would say again. ”
"Lao Fang, you really don't know the hearts of good people. What's wrong with what my old Cheng said?
You are the master of your house, and it is right to listen to your wife in the house. But this is all outside the house, why are you still so afraid of your wife.
It's just a few women, you are already the prime minister in the old house, and it is natural to have a few more concubines. I don't know what kind of drug you were fed by your wife, and you are so obedient all day long. ”
"What is this obedient......."
"Or are you not obedient? You obeyed the lady of your family. ”
"Lao Cheng, you don't understand. The relationship between me and my wife is not one of obedience or not. Not to mention what you say. ”
"Then, this is what you Fang Xuanling said, not to obey your words. Okay, you can take a woman back from the old house and give us a proof!
It's just a woman, you take one, I'll take another one. How is it? Cheng Yanjin ran to Fang Xuanling's side and said in a squeezing voice.
"Lao Cheng, don't you want to pull me into your pit again.
The time you often mentioned robbing a woman after breaking the city was that you shoehorned one into me by Lao Cheng. At that time, you wanted to drag me into the water, so that Your Majesty would not be held accountable for the sake of the large number of people. You still want to pull me this time? ”
"Ahem, how can there be, old house. I really see that there is a shortage of women in your house, so I just want to find one for you. ”
"No need. I don't need it yet. ”
"Old Fang, why are you so rigid?"
"That's right, Xuan Ling. You might as well bring one back. As for your wife, I'll tell you about it. Don't be afraid. ”