Chapter 165: The Big Fight
Looking at the food, I also ignored that this was a funeral banquet, in the words of the fourth brother, my eyes were shining when I looked at the food now.
At this time, I didn't care about the image, I scooped a bowl of soup for myself first, and simply blew it, it was still hot, so I simply took another bowl again, and went to the rice steamer to scoop a bowl of rice before everyone else, and returned to my seat to sit and start eating.
The treatment of this group of people in the extreme north is actually quite good, no one else comes to the same table every time they eat, although there are only six people, but everything is ten people, beautiful.
"Sixth, can you pay attention to your image, how long have you been hungry?" The third brother looked at me and started laughing again.
"I haven't eaten for a day, and I'm starving to death." I had rice in my mouth and was babbling, not knowing if they heard it clearly, but they started to eat it.
"Look who that bald head is. Could it be a monk? ”
"The five old temples have collapsed, did they come down the mountain to take refuge?"
"No, the monk still eats meat?"
"Monks not only eat meat, but also marry wives......"
……
I listened to what they were saying, and I let them go.
"Sixth, did you see the boss?" The fourth brother asked.
"No, I saw him go into the toilet just now, if he hasn't come out yet, then he will fall into the pit, do you want to go and see." I've finished a bowl of rice.
The soup was almost cold, and the temperature was just right, so I drank it in one gulp.
Hiccuped. I'm still a little hungry though.
"Evil doesn't disgust you." The fourth brother shook me with a roll of his eyes.
I turned around again to scoop a bowl of rice.
"Uncle Blind, I'll scoop it for you." The voice of the immature girl came, and I turned my head over, this is not Wan Xuelin's little daughter, her face is dirty, and her hands are dirty.
I smiled and handed her the rice spoon.
The little girl's face flushed, she grabbed the spoon of rice, and lay down on the side of the steaming rice, ready to scoop it.
"Oh, it's dirty, don't touch it, don't touch it, ask your mother to take you to wash your hands!" The man who spoke was a man in his thirties, with a scruffy and unkempt beard on his face.
He snatched the rice spoon from the little girl's hand. The little girl burst into tears.
Now, everybody's looking this way.
"Blind, what do you see, you scared the child into crying, what should I do?" That man is like a mad dog, he bites people when he opens his mouth, and he sees that I am blind and easy to bully?
With my temper, not to mention that I'm not blind.
I snatched the spoon from his hand, and his face was full of shock, probably never expecting a blind man to see the spoon in his hand.
"Dirty, no matter how dirty it is, it's cleaner than you." I handed the spoon to the little girl.
"Good, take it."
The little girl stopped crying, because of the tears, the original stains on her face were mottled in color, and it looked a little funny, her eyes were big, and now they were a little red, and she looked a little cute.
She took the spoon and smiled, revealing two front teeth, the child had good teeth.
"You blind thing! How dare you do it against me! The man threw the bowl on the ground, and with a click, it shattered.
The little girl was startled all of a sudden, threw the rice spoon, and cried again.
"You're annoying." I turned my head to look at the man, and I hated crying, very much.
"Do you know who I am! Just dare to do it with me! If I don't give you some color, I'm afraid you don't know......" The man crossed his waist, proudly held his head, and looked like he was going to fight.
I just feel annoyed now, my stomach is still a little hungry, the little girl is crying again, the crowd of onlookers is arguing again, and this man is still talking wildly.
Just as I was about to knock it with the bowl in my hand, Wu Qian's figure suddenly appeared, and he pressed the man's shoulder.
As soon as the man saw that it was a Taoist priest who practiced the law, he immediately reckless, "Great, master." ”
I pursed my lips, it seems that Wu Qian's temperament is a little bit to ward off evil spirits. Even the gangsters didn't dare to come nonsense.
Wu Qian waved his hand, pushed the man away, and turned to look at me, "You restrain yourself." ”
I pointed to myself, "Me? ”
What are you kidding, this Wu Zhen really likes to work against me, is he a bar? The kind that specifically lifts the bar with me.
Fortunately, at this time, Wan Xuelin came over, and the little girl stopped crying.
"Bai Sheng, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Wan Xuelin hugged the little girl, "Xiaoyu doesn't cry, let's go wash our hands." ”
The little girl left Wan Xuelin's arms, sobbing as she walked to the side and picked up the rice spoon, "I want to scoop food for the blind uncle." That bad guy won't let ......"
"He's not blind!" The man was still roaring.
Forget it, I touched the little girl's head, "Don't worry, uncle is not blind, uncle can see." ”
"But Uncle has his eyes closed." The little girl tilted her head in confusion.
I took the rice spoon in her hand and handed it to Wan Xuelin, "This is a secret, Xiaoyu can't try it, walking with your eyes closed will flatten your nose." ”
"Wow, is that uncle a fairy!" Xiaoyu's eyes seemed to have light in them, and she looked expectant.
"Haha, it's a secret," I smiled and looked at Wan Xuelin, "Take Xiaoyu to wash your hands, leave me alone." ”
I don't care about the people who talk about it. There is actually a spoon in this steamed rice, so why do you want such an incident?
With a sigh, I scooped up a new bowl of rice and prepared to go back to my seat to eat.
"You save it, this is a funeral banquet, what are you fooling in!"
"You have to take care of it!"
In the midst of the jumble of voices, I could distinguish the man's voice.
As I was leaving, a beer can smashed next to the steamed rice, and a little beer poured out.
"Look, they have said that he is not blind, and you still don't believe him." The man was standing, his face flushed, and I saw that he had several beer bottles on his table, and he was drinking high.
Calm down, I'm going to be calm, I tell myself.
"What do you endure, go up and beat him, this person is too bad! Just go! "Suddenly a voice came to my ears, it was the female monster from last night!
I glanced at Wu Qian, who was sitting at the table drinking tea, as if there was no extra movement, he should be watching me.
"Come on, believe it or not, I'll stab you to death!" The female monster's voice came again.
No, it's not, where is this female monster.
Originally, I had the idea of teaching the man a lesson, but as soon as the female monster spoke, I had no idea at all, and not only that, but now I just want to know where the female monster is.
"Ahhhh The female monster's voice faded away, and I looked around as if I had seen a ghost.
"That's enough, don't make a fuss!" It was a woman's roar.
I turned my head to look at it.
It was the woman next to the man, holding his hand. But the man didn't seem to eat it, but slapped the woman's hand away.
"You see if he can hide." The drunken man was like a monkey, and he was crazy.
But almost everyone didn't move, just watched and discussed, and the people from the far north ran over.
"Hey, what are you doing, bullying our sixth child." The third brother roared.
I think they can't sit still for a long time. Maybe it's the same as me, but I didn't expect this neurotic man to be embarrassed again and again.
But the man threw a full bottle of beer over anyway.
I smiled softly, this kind of shameless person, simply ......
With a click, the bottle shattered in mid-air, and glass slag mixed with beer exploded and fell to the ground.
"What, what's going on!" The man roared, and the scene became chaotic for a moment.
I didn't go to see the crazy man. Instead, he walked to the table and continued to eat.
"Sixth, what happened just now." The fourth brother asked.
I buried my head in my meal, "It's okay." ”
The crazy man was dragged away by a middle-aged strong man, scolding and shouting along the way, and he could hear it from afar.
The beer bottle is broken, this is not Wu Qian's doing, I now have a kind of tire full of gas is suddenly deflated as uncomfortable, and then a vulgar analogy, such as coughing for a long time, the old phlegm finally coughed out, and was about to spit it out, the teacher suddenly pumped you to answer the question, and you swallowed the old phlegm back again, uncomfortable, aggrieved......
Well...... I'm a vulgar person
(End of chapter),.
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