Chapter 13: The One Thing I Regret the Most
The crying suddenly stopped.
The seven aunts and eight aunts wiped their tears with a handkerchief, breathed a sigh of relief, and revealed the smiling faces of peony flowers.
Aunt Seven: "Hey, you should have said this the day before yesterday." ”
Eighth aunt: "That's it, it makes us cry for two more days." ”
Hai Shi pulled them: "Let's go, let's go and report the good news to my mother, Ah Liang was finally influenced by us." ”
Zhongli Youyou wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, wrung a handful of water and wiped it again, and the roots of his ears were finally quiet.
As long as she no longer hears their cries, she will agree to let her marry a pig now.
That day, Mrs. Liang's illness was cured.
When Zhongli Youyou saw her, he felt that she was healthy enough to fight tigers in the mountains and catch dragons in the sea, and she was not a person who had been sick for seven or eight days at all.
She suspected that her grandmother was faking her illness.
She suddenly remembered that her grandmother's face was too white, could it be a makeup effect?
After thinking about it, her eyes widened in astonishment, and she was so trapped.
Forget it, let's pretend not to know about being caught, she won't hear their cries again, woo woo.......
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There were still three days to canonize the crown prince, and Qin Jue was so depressed that the book in his hand became sad.
Out of the diligent school, he sighed and lay on the crooked neck tree in the yard.
What to do, how can he change his tragic fate.
If only he had been a little smarter at the age of six.
That year, his father took him and a few brothers out to go out to the spring and encountered the remnants of the previous dynasty chasing and killing, and the group fled into the ruined temple, he took off his clothes, picked up a tattered beggar clothes from the corner and put it on his body, made his whole body dirty, disguised himself as a beggar, and let his father hide behind the statue of the god, and sat at the door by himself.
He pointed out the remnants in the direction of the guards who came to the rescue, and finally not only saved his father and several brothers, but also killed those remnants cleanly.
Since then, his father thought that he was brave and resourceful, and he was a seedling who became an emperor, so he made him the crown prince!
It was the one thing he regretted the most.
Why didn't he let the eldest brother or any of the other brothers pretend to be a beggar at that time!
He's just too stupid.
"Third prince, I made your favorite honey-glazed roast chicken, and I guarantee that you will forget the troubles of being a prince three days later."
His companion Zhen Bufan hurriedly ran over with a roast chicken.
He took the roast chicken, tore a chicken leg and bit it twice, shaking his head, tasteless.
Zhen Bufan was not discouraged and continued to come up with ideas: "Why don't I find a few girls with big breasts and big butts to dance for you?" I watched it once before, and I don't even remember my last name. ”
Qin Jue chewed wax and took two more bites of chicken legs: "They just strip naked and dance in front of me, it doesn't work." ”
It's not okay to eat chicken, and it's not okay to watch and dance, so you have to face reality.
"Third prince, I don't think there's anything wrong with being the prince, you can be the emperor in the future, and you can call the wind and rain to be more majestic. As the emperor, you can play others around like the emperor plays you......"
Zhen Bufan didn't finish speaking, and half a chicken leg was stuffed in his mouth.
Qin Jue snorted: "Stinky boy, you dare to laugh at me." ”
Zhen Bufan laughed twice.
Qin Jue shook his head: "With your IQ, it's hard to understand my feelings of not wanting to be the prince, but if it weren't for the fact that you were stupid, I wouldn't have chosen you as a companion." ”
When his father asked him to choose a companion to read, he went to the rockery in the imperial garden in advance to hide and observe, and saw those official children competing for their talents, and when he was disappointed, he found Zhen Bufan, who was hiding in the rockery at the same time.
Zhen Bufan thought that he was also a candidate for companionship, and he cherished him and took the initiative to express his heart.
"Being a prince's companion is like being someone else's dog, what's so good. The prince also has a big temper, and he doesn't know when his head will not be hung around his neck as a companion. I can eat when I want to eat and play when I want, I don't know how many times more than being a companion. ”
He felt that Zhen Bufan was the same as himself, greedy, fun, and unmotivated, so he immediately decided to let Zhen Bufan be one of his dogs...... Oh no, it's a companion, and the dog is Zhen Bufan's own words.
He looked at the roast chicken in his hand and sighed, now it is not fragrant to eat dragon meat, so he threw it away.
"Oops."
Hearing the shout, Qin Jue and Zhen Bufan turned their heads at the same time, and saw Qin Jing and his companion Reading the Yellow River standing under the tree, and the honey-glazed roast chicken on the head of the Yellow River.
Qin Jing has already taken classes with Qin Jue in the Qin School, Qin Jing is very studious, and he asked Taifu many questions after class, and he didn't come out until now.
Qin Jue shouted out the big imperial brother, walked over and took off the roast chicken on the head of the Yellow River and stuffed it in his hand.
"This prince is not happy today, this roast chicken will reward you for eating."
Qin Jing was clear and clear, and asked: "If Ah Jue is unhappy, I will be happy to say it." ”
Qin Jue pretended to pull down his shirt with a greasy hand, and sighed: "The heart of the eldest brother is really black. If the brother is in trouble, forget it if he doesn't help, and gloat. ”
Qin Jing slapped his hand away, wiped the oil stains on his clothes with a handkerchief in disgust, felt that it was useless and didn't care anymore, and stuffed the handkerchief into his hand.
"Don't say that the eldest brother won't help you, I'll show you the way, whoever makes you the prince in three days, you will go to whomever you want."
Qin Jue was stunned, in addition to his father, he was the crown prince three days later, and ......
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Qin Jue and Zhen Bufan hid in a big tree in the courtyard of the Tianguan Official, watching the national teacher Gao Ren and several men kick the bow.
Three days later, the day of the canonization was Gao Ren's observation of the astrology and the calculation of the five gossip.
Even if Qin Jing didn't improve his benevolence, Qin Jue also thought of starting with Gao Ren, and he did it as early as after the day was set.
But Gao Ren was stronger than a cow, whether he threatened to shave off his hair, or stripped him naked to a few wolf-like women, or gave him to a few wolf-like young men, he was unmoved, and even if he died, he would not postpone the date.
There is no choice but to let him go!
Qin Jue had long been desperate for Gao Ren, but now that the eldest brother mentioned him, the canonization was imminent, and he had to try any method.
Gao Ren was tall and strong, and because of the hot weather, he took off all his shirts, revealing his strong and smooth chest muscles, and a pair of feet dexterously carried Keju.
Qin Jue now regrets that he didn't throw Gao Ren to a few wolf-like women, those women with a good figure like him might as well pounce on him like a wolf, maybe Gao Ren agreed to postpone the day as soon as he was afraid.
Zhen Bufan has not been Qin Jue's companion for many years in vain, and he knows his thoughts.
"Third prince, are you regretting that you didn't throw the national teacher into the women's pile? You're right if you didn't throw it. No number of women with this big man of the national teacher could pounce on him, but he would twist his neck and throw him out. ”
Qin Jue looked at Gao Ren's shiny full chest, and pouted: "You know a lot." ”