Chapter 346: Guano Falling from the Sky
"Xiao Yi." Mother Zhou's lips moved slightly, and she didn't know what to say.
Zhou Yi understands it, of course she won't believe the bullshit her sister said.
It's just that she didn't expect that the other party would provoke Zhou Yi as soon as she came over, originally she thought that the other party chose to come over for the New Year, but she didn't expect it to be the same virtue as before, which made her feel a little cold.
"You are not welcome in our family, Xiao Yi, let him go, let them leave here, they will be upset when they see it." Father Zhou frowned, and then said loudly.
The middle-aged woman's eyes widened, and she couldn't believe her ears.
At the beginning, Father Zhou really didn't give her a good face, but she was definitely not so impulsive, and now she directly tore her face and said such things, which made her a little unresponsive.
"Do you hear me, get out of my sight, and don't let me see you again." Zhou Yi let go of his hand expressionlessly.
Mother Zhou sighed slightly beside her and did not make a sound.
The middle-aged woman couldn't help but grit her teeth slightly, how many years have I not seen her, and this family has gone to heaven?
took a slight breath, and then she gritted her teeth and looked at Zhou's mother: "Hmph, I originally wanted to take my son to get to know you, and by the way, let my son arrange a high-paying job for your son, but I didn't expect your family to have such a bad attitude and such a poor upbringing, even if I am blind, I deserve your son to go to the construction site to move bricks for the rest of his life!" ”
Zhou Yi was silent for a moment, then opened the bank app on his mobile phone, selected a bank account to log in, then clicked on the account balance, and pointed his mobile phone at the middle-aged woman: "Yes, I am moving bricks on the construction site, I don't know if this money is as high as your son's salary?" ”
The middle-aged woman subconsciously turned her head to look at it and said disdainfully: "Account balance? What do you want me to see? Look at your four-digit ......."
She was just halfway through her sentence when her voice stopped abruptly.
The next moment, her eyes exploded, she rubbed her eyes vigorously, and looked at them again.
one, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, one hundred thousand, million, million, million, billion......
This time she was sure that she really didn't see the dazzle.
Looking at the 100 million digits starting with 8, she swallowed slightly.
"Mom, what's wrong with you?" The young man followed the middle-aged woman's gaze, and at this glance, he couldn't help but twitch.
The middle-aged woman's face was blue and red, and her eyes kept looking back and forth on Zhou Yi and the account balance.
Zhou Yi glanced at the middle-aged woman expressionlessly, then put away his mobile phone, walked back to Bei Xiaoke and sat down, and then played chess.
"Go, go, go......" The middle-aged woman's face turned red, and then she took the young man's hand and walked towards the gate a little gray.
Zhou Yi didn't bother to look at them, from beginning to end, he didn't put the other party in his eyes, if it weren't for Zhou's mother's sake, he would be able to let these two people know what cruelty is, and he wouldn't talk so much with the two of them at all.
He had made a lot of gold and silver treasures in the ruins, and in the past, he had asked Tiansi's connections to help him sell them, and the money was just a number for him now, and it was meaningless at all.
"Xiao Yi, mom is very sorry, I didn't expect that after so many years, she is still that virtuous. You weren't wronged just now, were you? Zhou's mother walked up to Zhou Yi and said apologetically.
Glancing at the loneliness on Zhou's mother's face, Zhou Yi smiled and shook his head: "Mom, the nature of the country is easy to change, this kind of person, just cut off all contacts, and say a word to them is to lower your grade." ”
"Well, Mom knows, alas." Mother Zhou sighed slightly.
"Mom, isn't it enough to have me and Dad, Mengya by your side? Why bother with that unnecessary relationship. Zhou Yi stood up and gently hugged Zhou's mother.
"Well, Xiao Yi is right, with you here, Mom is enough." Mother Zhou nodded, stretched out her hand and rubbed Zhou Yi's hair.
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This farce was quickly forgotten by everyone, and they began to be busy with all kinds of New Year's affairs.
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"Xianggong, your calligraphy is too ugly." Shen Mengya looked at Zhou Yi who was writing couplets with some amusement.
"What do I call ugly? Xiao Ke's is called ugly, it's the same as an earthworm crawling, I can at least come out and write something. Zhou Yi said with some pride.
"Wow! Master, look at Master, he is so hateful. Bei Xiaoke, who was sitting on the side, suddenly hugged Shen Mengya's arm.
"As a teacher, this is telling the truth." A smile appeared on Zhou Yi's face, and then he put down the brush.
"Hmph, bad master, master, let's go set off fireworks, shall we? Xiao Ke don't follow the master, he let him go. Bei Xiaoke pouted and said dissatisfiedly.
"This kind of thing is fireworks, your master is not skilled, just come to me for the teacher, let you see what an old driver is, go." Zhou Yi cleaned up slightly, then stood up and stretched.
"Husband, where's the little mouse? Where did you go? Shen Mengya seemed to remember something, glanced around, and asked out loud.
Zhou Yi was about to reply, when a terrible meow came from below: "Meow! ”
Zhou Yi couldn't help but hold his forehead: "This bastard is going to bully the mallet again." ”
Then I walked downstairs, and I saw Zhou's father holding a teacup in one hand and a famous book in the other.
"You stinky rat." Zhou Yi walked over, grabbed the dull golden mouse, and held it tightly in his hand.
The mallet, which was running around, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it had always been very repulsive to Zhou Yi, and it rarely showed a trace of gratitude to Zhou Yi, so you can imagine how miserable it was to be bullied by this stinky mouse.
Since this stinky mouse was seen by Zhou's mother, with his cute and unwanted appearance, he has successfully ascended to the position, and the mallet has been completely beaten into the cold palace these days, and he is often chased and bullied by this stinky mouse, which can be said to be loveless.
"Mom, I took Xiao Ke to the yard to set off fireworks." Zhou Yi glanced at Zhou's mother, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, and shouted.
"Well, go ahead, go ahead." Mother Zhou responded loudly.
Walking out of the house, there were already more than a dozen big fireworks at the door, which Zhou Yi had prepared during the day and was ready to set off at night.
At this time, many homes began to set off fireworks, and in the dark sky, bright fireworks lit up from time to time, which was beautiful and moving.
Zhou Yi picked up a firework and came to the yard to put it away, and then cast a small spiritual skill, a flame appeared on his finger, and then lit the firework and quickly retreated.
Soon, the fireworks sounded a clear scream, and bright sparks rushed into the sky, and then exploded into bright and dense sparks, which looked very beautiful.
"Master, teach me to release, teach me to release." Bei Xiaoke came to Zhou Yi's side, stretched out his hand to hug Zhou Yi's arm, and said with great interest.
"Okay, it's very simple, come on, let's go on a date." When this firework was launched, Zhou Yi smiled, then picked up a firework again and walked to the courtyard with Bei Xiaoke.
"See what this is showing?" Zhou Yi pointed to the ignition head of the fireworks.
"It's this thin, short thing?" Bei Xiaoke blinked slightly.
"Well, light a fire, and get out of the vicinity of this firework, and that's it." Zhou Yi nodded.
"It's that simple, okay." Bei Xiaoke nodded, and then cast a small spiritual spell to light the fireworks.
However, when she was about to stand up, she directly knocked down the fireworks, and suddenly, sparks jumped in the yard, like Italian cannons, making chickens and dogs jump.
"You're such a talent." The corners of Zhou Yi's mouth twitched, and then he gave Bei Xiaoke a thumbs up.
"Once raw, twice ripe, come again." Bei Xiaoke puffed out his cheeks, then picked up a firework and walked towards the courtyard again.
This time, there were no accidents, and it was successfully put away.
"Master, do you think the fireworks I set off are good?" Bei Xiaoke asked happily.
"Aren't all the same fireworks? It's no different from what I put on, why do you always like to ask some nonsense. Zhou Yi said disapprerovingly.
"Bad Master, Bad Master, I won't talk to you anymore, hum." Bei Xiaoke crossed his hands on his hips and snorted at Zhou Yi, then walked to Shen Mengya's side and hugged Shen Mengya.
"Alas, being handsome means being easy to target." Zhou Yi took out a bottle of Kole with a depressed face and took a sip sadly.
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Happy days always pass quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the year is almost over, and Zhou Yi is also preparing to try to break through the late stage of the Linghai Realm after preparation.
"Xiao Yi, are you ready?" Father Zhou handed Zhou Yi a glass of water and asked out loud.
"Well, it's almost, maybe it's going to be bigger, I'm not at home, just drive outside the town." Zhou Yi opened his eyes, took a sip of water from the water cup, and said softly.
"Well, okay, Dad didn't reach your level, I don't know much about the specific situation, and I don't have any experience, just look at it, do you need Dad's help?" Father Zhou nodded, then sat next to Zhou Yi and asked out loud.
"It's okay Dad, I'm sure enough, and I've accumulated enough." Zhou Yi gave Zhou's father a reassuring look.
"Well, that's good." Father Zhou smiled when he heard this.
"Mengya, let's go." Zhou Yi beckoned to Shen Mengya, who was painting not far away.
"Well, good. Xiao Ke, when I come back, I will continue to teach you to draw. Shen Mengya stretched out her hand and rubbed Bei Xiaoke's cute face, and said with a smile.
"yes, okay." Bei Xiaoke nodded lightly, then picked up the drawing board and came to Zhou Yi's side: "Master, take a look, is my drawing good?" ”
"Well, there's something about this horse." Zhou Yi glanced at the painting and nodded solemnly.
There is a horse painted on it, but it is a little different, because the upper body of this horse is extremely colorful, and the lower body is simple lines, which looks quite eye-catching, because the sense of contrast and disobedience is too strong.
"This upper body was painted by Mengya, right? The lower body is your masterpiece? Zhou Yi raised his head and asked.
"yes, how's that? My wife said that I was talented, and my drawings were much cuter than hers. Bei Xiaoke said with a little pride.
"Well, something, something." The corners of Zhou Yi's mouth twitched, then he got up from the sofa and waved his hand at Zhou's father: "Dad, when Mom comes back, you tell her to cook later." ”
Zhou's mother was bored today and went to the neighbor's house to help make dumplings.
"yes, I see." Father Zhou took a sip of tea and nodded slightly.
"Xiao Ke, let me tell you, in fact, writing is much more interesting than drawing, you might as well go and learn to write with my dad, this painting..... Actually, it's okay not to draw. Zhou Yi glanced at the lower body of the horse again, and said with the corners of his mouth twitching.
"Huh? Are you sure? Bei Xiaoke's eyes lit up.
"Poof..... cough cough cough ..... You stinky boy. Father Zhou sprayed a sip of water directly on the table, and then coughed several times before recovering his strength.
"Dad, Mengya and I will go first." Zhou Yi waved his hand, and then left quickly with Shen Mengya.
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drove all the way out of Shuixia Town, and then Zhou Yi followed the highway to a secluded place, stopped the car, and walked down.
"I can't smell the body fragrance of my sister in the haze for a while, and I really miss it." Zhou Yi took a deep breath of fresh breath and said with a smile.
"Xianggong, don't make trouble, hurry up and break through." Shen Mengya glanced at Zhou Yi.
Zhou Yi stretched out his hand: "I want a big hug, otherwise I won't be able to break through." ”
"Hmm..."Before Shen Mengya came back to her senses, she was already embraced by Zhou Yi.
The breeze blew, a bird flew overhead, seemed to notice the couple hugging each other below, the body paused slightly, pulled down a pool of bird droppings, and prepared to leave lightly.
However, before he could fly a few steps, he felt his body tighten, and he was grabbed by a large hand, and he couldn't move at all.
"Want to run when you poop? It's good that I hid quickly." Zhou Yi first glanced at the bird poop on the ground next to him, then turned his head and glanced at the bird in his hand with some amusement.
"Twitter....." The little bird struggled hard, a pair of small eyes full of panic, obviously realizing that it had offended an existence that could not be offended.
"For the sake of being a single bird, it's forgivable." Zhou Yi stretched out his fingers and rubbed the bird's fluffy little head, and then let go of his palm.
"Alas, the heavens and the earth have changed greatly, and this bird is not ordinary." Zhou Yi's eyes flashed slightly, and he sighed softly.
Glancing at the blue sky, Zhou Yi shook his head slightly, then walked to the side, cast a spiritual spell, made out two cotton clouds, sat on one of them, closed his eyes, and began to prepare to try to break through the late stage of the Spirit Sea Realm.
Although his sucking music was too powerful, which made it more difficult to break through the later stages, he had accumulated a long time and had enough confidence to break through to the late stage of the Spirit Sea Realm.
However, if you have enough confidence to be confident, you can't take it lightly, and it is a big deal to make a breakthrough in cultivation, and you must ensure an absolute success rate.
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