[Gu Jinheng: "The first time I understand what a pit dad is, isn't it just a pit dad thing, where is this his own son, this is his ancestor"]

"Hey, go open the door!" Le Rongge pushed the man who hugged her, and was a little amused: "Okay, take it, take it!" Your son is a man! ”

The man's face was slightly red, and both of them had a bit of uneven breath.

Looking at the ambiguous atmosphere in the room at this time and the feeling of wanting to talk about it, it was really nothing, why is it full of JQ now?

The scene of the crime, which did nothing, was indeed aggrieved.

Le Rongge silently felt sorry for her husband for three seconds, and the man with a black belly who had been shrewd for a lifetime suddenly folded in his son's hand, and estimated that this should be quite a nest in his heart, right?

She was secretly happy, and a little cunning and careful thought was born in her heart.

"Let's go and drive, right?" She smiled and pushed him to the door: "If you don't go, tomorrow the whole hotel should know what we did tonight when we closed the door and threw our own son?" ”

"Nothing was done!" Le Rongge snorted and retorted in a low voice. "If you are misunderstood again, how wronged!"

Gu Jinheng rarely didn't tease, and even agreed with it: "Yes, I could have everything, but now I ...... This stinky boy, why is there so much redundancy? ”

"Hey, you also eat your own son's vinegar?" Le Rongge laughed at him, his fingers poked the soft flesh of the man's waist, and he couldn't help laughing.

A man under the light of his feet, with red lips and white teeth.

There are tiny pores on her fair skin, and her obsidian dark eyes are shining brightly.

Suddenly, she saw a trace of grievance in the man's eyes.

His slightly deep voice softened a tone, and he complained: "Yes, he wants to rob his wife with me, I shouldn't eat it." ”

Gu Jinheng took care of her clothes while smiling at her: "By the way, you really want to take it away, right?" Her eyes are like silk, your cheeks are red, lady, your face is full of coquettishness, but for my husband? ”

He learned from the son of the family in the script, dressed in red, with burning eyes, and was extremely frivolous and contemptuous of a girl from a good family.

"Hey, you're really ......"

"How do I? lest your stupid son come in and ask you if you have a fever? This kind of thing, he's not the best at cuteness. ”

"Well, really." She put her backhand on her face to cool down silently, and then nodded in agreement. "This guy looks like a curious baby."

As soon as Gu Jinheng's door opened, the little guy outside the door took the lead and occupied a favorable position, pinching his waist and pouting: "Dad, your ability to act is really slow, and you are still a sports coach." You really slack off and want to criticize. ”

He clasped his hands and looked at him for a long time and smiled.

Okay, I still know that I have preconceived ideas, which is amazing!

Seeing the Great Demon King's indiscreet appearance, Gu Siyue dodged and jumped back two steps, smacking his tongue innocently.

The man leaned against the door and lazily reminded: "The grass that no one cares about, other people's children, and the light bulb with a very high wattage?" The words were deeper than the last, and they were said slowly.

He pouted, the little demon king couldn't pinch the big demon king's back move, so he pursed his lips and didn't dare to squeak.

"Heh, Xiu'er, is that you?" It's rare to play a fashionable old man who picked up an Internet meme, and was so clearly disgusted by his own son.

"Dad, you're a national coach, alas, it's not good to charge a little wave. I think it will damage your image as a national coach, what do you say? After speaking, he stepped forward very intimately, and he couldn't reach the shoulder of the big demon king, and patting the seam of his pants could be regarded as a sense of ceremony!

After filming, the little guy shrank back like a sword.

Seeing him like this, the man hooked his eyebrows and smiled.

At this time, there was no one in the hallway.

This one is big and one is small, looking at each other. The floor lamp in the corridor of the hotel is faint orange, and such a gentle light can't illuminate the calculation and shrewdness of this big and small body.

The atmosphere was stagnant, and the little guy spoke weakly. "Dad, you're a little bit of a shrimp (scared) Ren (person)."

"Really? Also scallops too. Do you want a table at the seafood market? I can't say it just now. Alas, I'm curious, why don't you say you're an unfashionable little fat meat, my family's mischief, a giant high-wattle electric melting furnace. ”

"Ahh He chattered with a pleasant smile and said, "Dad, personal attacks are not allowed." ”

After thinking for a while, the little guy said aggrievedly: "They all say that they don't hit smiling people with smiling faces, you see, I've laughed until now." He mumbled unnaturally twice. You see, the mouth is stiff with a smile. Daddy, shouldn't you give me a smiling face? ”

was laughed at by him, and the man sneered coldly in his voice.

"Daddy, am I cute?"

"What do you think?" The man sneered several times.

"Hey, I think you're probably thinking I'm hateful right now. Mom, I'd better stay away from you. ”

The little guy is used to knowing that he will accept it when he sees it, and looking at Gu Jinheng's cold face, he doesn't dare to make too many mistakes.

walked around him and ran in, and as soon as he came up, he sweetly hugged Le Rongge's calves and turned on the coquettish mode.

"Mom, Mom, why don't you open the door inside, Jingjing misses you so much, do you want Jingjing?"

She chuckled and nodded in agreement.

Seeing that the coquettish people are petted, the little guy's courage is a little bigger.

"Mom, do you think I'm redundant?" He pretended to be aggrieved, and the little appearance of his mouth pouting was like an angry bag. Wen Ting Pavilion

Before Le Rongge could speak, the little guy asked again: "If it's not redundant, Jingjing has just knocked at the door for so long, why didn't Ma Ma come and open the door for me?" Look at my claws, they're almost swollen. As he spoke, he raised his fleshy little hand to show Le Rongge.

The man was helpless, glanced outside the door and shook his head, and took the door back.

"Hey, you're fat, you're going to lose weight." He said coolly, not very politely to break someone's illusions.

"Humph! Not really! Dad, you killed me like this because I disturbed the world between you and your mother? Gu Siyue's little expression that I knew was vivid.

He looked at the little demon king in front of him and rolled his eyes.

Since you know that you still say, come to the door to provoke?

The little guy has always been looking for a backer, pulling Le Rongge's sleeve and hiding behind her coquettishly, probing his brain and grimacing.

Le Rongge was speechless, this is a naïve father and son who are much happier? How old are they?

"How old are you?" Le Rongge asked Gu Jinheng rhetorically.

He paused for a moment in contemplation, "Three years old! The man's face was not red, and his heart was not beating.

People who were choked up sweated silently.

He pointed to the person behind him and asked, "You are three years old, what about your son?" ”

Gu Jinheng groaned, and when she raised her head again, her face was still not red, and her heart was not beating. "Oh! Three months! ”

"Hmph, dad is talking nonsense that the three-month-old baby is still in the mother's belly." He pulled Lale Rong's wrist and added as if complaining: "Mom, Dad is laughing at the two of us for being mentally retarded!" ”

Gu Jinheng's eyelids lifted slightly, and he glanced at her.

When did he say this? This kid really knows how to take things out of context.

Along the slope, people who are used to climbing up pouted with red little mouths and laughed.

"Mom, do I want to sleep with you tonight?" Gu Siyue arched Le Rongge's hand with his head, giggling embarrassedly as he spoke.

She just wanted to respond, but the male voice behind her said in a deep voice: "No! ”

"Why? I want to sleep with my mom. Gu Siyue insisted.

"You're a boy, not to mention you're past the age to sleep with your mother." Gu Jinheng said without any emotion.

"And you still sleep with my mother? I didn't let my mother sleep with you for a long time. Dad can't be too stingy, he will have no friends! "The little one tries to convince people.

However, he really underestimated Gu Jinheng, and sometimes he was not a reasonable person.

"Yes, you also know that your mother is my wife, you grow up quickly, and then find a daughter-in-law to sleep with your daughter-in-law, what's the matter of dominating my daughter-in-law all day long?"

Gu Siyue was silent and looked at Gu Jinheng with a serious face.

Suddenly, Tsundere twisted her buttocks, turned her head with a smile on her face, and said seriously: "Mom, look, Dad instigated me to fall in love, don't you care?" ”

One second, two seconds, three seconds......

She couldn't hold back her laughter, and looked up at Gu Jinheng again.

The man spread his hands helplessly.

Gu Jinheng bent down to pick up Gu Siyue, and discussed with kind words, but tonight's Gu Siyue didn't eat oil and salt.

Saying that he had to sleep with his parents anyway, Le Rongge saw how long Gu Jinheng's face was. took advantage of his son's inattention, and secretly kissed him on the face.

"Okay, Uncle Gu, don't be unhappy. This is your own son! Be patient, endure a knife on the head, you learn more! ”

"Mom, are you playing kissing with Dad again? Kyungkyo is cold, so I want to take a bath. ”

Gu Jinheng glanced at the temperature on the wall, how can he really talk to him about 26 degrees Celsius?

"This is not my own son! This is the pro-ancestor. ”

Le Rongge poked his head out before entering the bathroom and took a look, and Gu Jinheng, who was indignant there, gloated.

The little guy had sharp ears, sat in the bathtub with a milky voice and pouted, "Mom, what is your ancestor?" Does Dad mean that I am his little ancestor? Isn't it what he meant by his careful liver? ”

He tilted his head up, looking very studious.

Le Rongge tried his best to hold back a smile, rolled up his sleeves, and nodded: "Hmm! Almost! Our Jingjing is so well-behaved, isn't it my mother's careful liver. ”

The little guy who was coaxed to bloom with a sweet smile.

"Fairy Mama, I love you, don't you!" He stretched out his chubby little hand and kissed him.

In view of the trip to Xi'an, Gu Siyue's oil and salt did not enter that night. As soon as Gu Jinheng's calculating energy came up, even her teeth were sore.

originally said that he would take his son to the playground when he came back, but he was stunned and dragged on by Gu Jinheng for half a month for various reasons.

When he came back, Gu Jinheng began to prepare for the wedding-related ceremonies, and he could always use different excuses whenever he was busy.

The little guy is not happy, and he will be coaxed by his grandparents, aunts and other uncles and aunts for various reasons.

Le Rongge really sighed, her son is so pitiful, and she doesn't know whether she is lucky or unlucky to have such a grudge-loving father!