Chapter Seventy-Five: I'm the Most Beautiful Boy on This Street (1)
I learned from my sister-in-law that Brother Xu liked to sleep naked before I came, and before going to bed, I had to let my sister-in-law sing nursery rhymes to put him to sleep, and I didn't listen to anything except "Two Tigers".
In the early years, Brother Xu left H City because of family reasons, and he was left to take care of himself alone, and he did not study again after graduating from junior high school. On weekdays, the wind and rain come and go, and the innocent and ignorant teenager has never been injured, let alone pitted.
He has seen the sinister side of people's hearts, and has seen the kind side of ghosts, he wandered in his conscience, was sad that he did not save a life, blamed himself, and was drunk. I also killed a good ghost by mistake, I felt guilty, self-condemned, and painful.
It was also at that time that I met Mr. Xin and his brother by chance, when his brother was still Yangsi, and later Mr. Xin and his brother took Brother Xu to crawl in the rivers and lakes, born and died, slashed demons and demons, and maintained justice.
When Mr. Xin and his brother died, Mr. Xin succeeded to the throne as the Yang Division, Brother Xu and the two brothers have a good relationship, and the partners cooperate seamlessly, but unfortunately Brother Xu was tired of this life because of one thing, and it happened that his sister-in-law appeared, he took this opportunity to choose to escape everything, and came to Changxian County to want to retreat to the mountains and forests, and not ask about the world. It's a pity that God is unpredictable, and those who eat this bowl of rice will eventually eat this bowl of rice. But Brother Xu is no longer the same Brother Xu as before, he has become hard-hearted and thinks more about himself and his sister-in-law.
Chatting and talking, I only know that Mr. Xin's brother is called Qi Lingxin, and he is outstanding, and it is difficult for the younger generation and even the older generation to find opponents. looks handsome, and my sister-in-law accidentally saw the photos kept in Mr. Xin's house, especially like Edison Chen, who was at the peak of his appearance when he was young, and he was three points more handsome than Edison Chen. How did this kind of romantic character pass away, my sister-in-law didn't say, and maybe she didn't know. On the contrary, he told me that Xin always fully awakened after his brother's death, and the two generations of the old Qi family were loyal to the martyrs, and they all died sadly.
I can only feel sorry for Mr. Xin's life experience, I can't express it, I hope that Mr. Xin can live a long life, at least don't get into accidents when I'm blind during the day.
After chatting with Brother Xu downstairs, Mr. Xin got up and drove away, and before leaving, he took the initiative to explain a few words to Brother Xu, and there was no way to know what he was explaining.
I took the umbrella back to the house, nailed a nail to the wall, tied a rope to the handle and the head of the umbrella, and hung it on the wall of my bedroom.
The next few days passed peacefully, I went to work and got off work at two o'clock, and when I was fine, I sent a message to my parents to report that I was safe, and there was not much contact with the rest.
Time flashed to October 20th, the business of the small shop was extremely bleak, I relied on movies every night, and even I strongly asked Brother Xu to find another wave of hype from the media, otherwise life would be too boring.
Brother Xu replied to me succinctly: "No money!" Get out!"
It's really sunset, even the rich second generation has begun to cry poor and say that they have no money, when will a "proletarian fighter" like me break the class and become a rich generation? Far away, this life is enough to choke, when the drawing of symbols becomes a kind of performance art, I estimate that I can become a master of contemporary abstraction, absolutely a character can sell for 1.8 million spicy seeds.
It's a pity that fantasy is fantasy, and my night shift is over, so many unrealistic ideas, and I can easily get three thousand yuan, even if the ancestral tomb is smoking.
Recently, I don't know if the expiration date of my eyes has really passed, and I can often see some mixed white or light white gas flying past the door of my store, and there is no yin and ghost in this gas, but it is a little demonic in the fairy energy, anyway, it is full of flavor, I don't know what to ask for.
I asked Brother Erman to take care of this, but Brother Erman didn't see it at all, and told me: "People don't come to the gym to kick the gym, why do you care so much?"
"It doesn't matter if you kick the hall or not, it must be this evil wind that has completely wiped out our "customers", haven't you seen that Brother Wang hasn't been here for a long time? If it goes on like this, let's eat and drink what we want, and what will we use to raise you old fat fox. I blinked and poked Brother Erman's plump back hill, and now one thing that is more certain is that he is definitely here to raise autumn fat.
Brother Erman wiped his saliva all over his face with his paws, yawned absent-mindedly and said: "It's as if you are so thin, fat and fat, why are you in too much of a hurry." Anyway, I can eat anything, I can't live a life, it's a big deal, let's divide the luggage, you go back to your Gao Laozhuang, and I go back to my Tiesha Mountain. ”
"What's the matter, I still have to give you a word of cooperation, Brother Xu~ My sister-in-law was captured by a monster again~ No?" I'm so bored now that teasing Erman is the greatest pleasure in life.
Brother Erman glanced back at me: "Or the whole cos costume of the two of us!" If you go to Zhu Bajie, who will I go to? There are no fox fairies in Journey to the West!"
"You're a pretty, you're absolutely beautiful!" I came up with a bad idea by the way, and in my mind I started to look like YY Erman brother women's clothes, which seemed to be cuter than now.
Brother Erman thought about it carefully, and he really hadn't worn a small skirt or anything in the past few years since his debut, so he said: "You can give it a try, but I can't wear clothes when I become a person!" Why don't we go to Comic Con and make waves!"
"No, you just do your old job, sell cute, don't do anything, give you a whole set of pink clothes, that is, the kind that pet cats wear, when the time comes, you have to be old-fashioned, and you can touch the baldness." I'm acting as a dog-headed strategist, and I'm crazy about ideas.
Brother Erman actually listened to my opinion: "Okay, brother, let's see if there is any buckle group about the comic exhibition, wait for the two of us to ask Daxu for leave to go out to have fun that day, it's stupid to treat people like this, and they can't experience the Dao Heart in the red dust."
"No! Wei Pao skin is choking enough to give us two a fake! One day of deduction and search, didn't you find that he has been looking for me to deduct my salary recently? I cautiously looked around, and found that there was no figure of Brother Xu, so I whispered to Brother Erman.
Brother Erman understood: "Find a reasonable excuse, let's just say that we want to go out to see through the red dust, experience the Dao heart, and if the soft one doesn't work, play the hard one, and see what he can do!" Don't we still have my first horse behind us, what are you coercing? Can you coax it? Obviously not!"
it! What a vixen who has lived long enough! Usually not visible mountains and water droplets, this bad idea is still bad and bad.
I think this excuse is very appropriate: "That's it, I'll search the same city group tomorrow to see if there is anything about the comic exhibition, and if there is a comic exhibition, we will go to it."
"If I want to cos, what are you cos?" Brother Erman saw that I also agreed with his plan and continued to plan the next step.
I smiled and said, "You cos Daji, then I'll go back and buy a second-hand cos suit on the cat, I'll be the king, nothing else!"
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MD! Did I tell you a few times, don't love me, it doesn't work, the fox I like! Not people!" Brother Erman pinched his waist and stood up with his back to the door, and explained to me once again that he didn't like and resisted my model in his heart.
I rubbed the fox's head: "Okay, okay, then I'll be a scholar in ancient times, let's play a shemale relationship."
"You're more or less a ......little hairy" Brother Erman was just about to complain about my thoughts, when suddenly a familiar shout for help came from outside the door: "It's dawn!" Help me! Two full of immortals! Help me! Someone is going to kill me!"