One-Three-Three, Another World (3)
"Who knew there would be such a situation," the "fart spirit" sighed, broke up, looked at the normality around him, and said as he walked, "In our world, money is waste paper, who will bring that play, there is a place where I will put some food in my pocket." I don't, I don't have to look for it. ”
"Me didn't either," "Skeleton" rummaged through his pockets, but reminded a few people, "but we have water to drink, and we should have a few compressed cookies in our bag, do you want to eat them?" ”
"Go, keep it for yourself," said the "Butt Spirit" coaxing the "Skeleton" with Hale.
"This is here, this new world," said the "Fart", looking at a new car driving past him, to the "Skeleton", "I don't want to eat what I used to be." I'm going to eat something good; I'm going to eat burgers, eat fries, and drink Coke! ”
"Hehe, that's okay? You're too unideal," the "Skeleton" said to the "Butt Spirit" with a smile, "You forget, we are the ones who have been in the King's court and had a great meal. ”
"Everything in that world is like the compressed biscuits in your bag," "Fart" and "Skeleton" emphasized, "I don't think it's as good as a burger in this world, I eat it with feelings, you know?" ”
"Yes, do you have money?" "Skeleton" shook his head and smiled at the "fart spirit", "Otherwise, you can only eat compressed biscuits, and you will be sent to the police station for stealing in this world," "Skeleton" glanced behind him and smiled, "Go back, those big brothers just now won't be so polite to us." ”
"Hmph, you don't understand me," "Fart" said unconvinced, "Did I watch the DVD for nothing?" The "fart spirit" spread his hands, looked at the people and things around him, proudly like a creator, and said, "This world is just cunning, you don't know how many ways I have!" ”
"Well, we need money now," Skeleton teased at the Ass, "Hurry up and get us some." ”
"Oh, what are you anxious about, this is a process," as soon as the "fart spirit" heard that he asked him to find money, he immediately deflated the eggplant, frowned and said to the "skeleton", "I have to eat first, sleep well, understand the surrounding situation, and then I can attack," the "fart spirit" slashed horizontally in the air in front of him with a hand knife, and said, "Kill all directions!" ”
"Hmph, it's not that there is no money," "Skeleton" pouted, too lazy to pay attention to "Fart", it seems that everyone has no money, "Skeleton" had to turn his head to Lei Yan, and asked, "Boss, what should we do?" ”
"Alas, it's really hard for a penny to be a hero," Lei Yan sighed, very lamented by the limitations of good people not being able to rob homes in the peaceful and prosperous world, he thought about it, and only came up with a way to go to the welfare home to receive relief, so he shook his head and said to a few people, "People are under the roof, you can't help but bow your head!" ”
"People are poor and short-minded, horses are thin and long-haired," "Fart" glanced at Hale, who had been frowning and had not spoken, and said to Lei Yan, "Boss, you say, how do we bow our heads, to whom, as long as we have food and shelter." ”
"I have," when Lei Yan was about to say his idea of going to the welfare home to line up to receive relief, Hale said to the three of them on the side, "I have a hundred meters on me." ”
"Ah, you're rich?" The eyes of the three of "Fart", Lei Yan and "Skeleton" suddenly opened as big as goose eggs, and they turned to Hale in unison, looking at him like relatives who had been reunited after a long absence.
Hale frowned and stopped, Lei Yan, "Fart" and "Skeleton" also stopped and looked at him with good eyes, Hale took out the necklace pendant around his neck, it was a pocket watch-like brass metal box, the metal box was engraved with Hale's name, Hale held the metal box and looked at it wistfully, motionless.
Lei Yan and the other three were in a hurry next to them, looking at the metal box and then at Hale, no one spoke, but their talking eyes were all telling Hale to open it quickly, what are you waiting for.
Hale looked at the hungry eyes of the three people, sighed, and still opened the metal box, and inside the box, a green banknote folded into four squares was revealed, and the eyes of Lei Yan and the other three immediately lit up like a hundred-watt light bulb, illuminating the metal box golden.
"It's not a hallucination, is it?" The "fart spirit" was about to drool out, and he looked up at Hale and said, "Take it out and take a look, I can't believe myself now." ”
As soon as he heard that the "fart spirit" didn't believe himself again, Hale was afraid of another slap, so he hurriedly took a few steps back, and saw that the "fart spirit" didn't raise his hand, so he took out the banknotes stacked into four squares from the metal box, buckled the metal box, and then unfolded the banknotes.
That's right, it's a new 100-dollar denomination.
The "fart spirit" was the first to jump up and shout, Lei Yan and the "skeleton" also cheered, and Hale also frowned and laughed when he saw that the hundred meters brought so much joy to his partners.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't expect you to be so prescient," "Skeleton" looked at the banknote in Hale's hand, and apologized to Hale with a smile, "I didn't even ask you, I didn't expect you to be an unexpected surprise." ”
"One hundred meters yuan," Lei Yan calculated as he walked, and said to a few, "It's easier to eat, it's easier to live, it's enough to eat and live for a day." ”
"Can you afford a burger with fries?" "Fart" looked around for a hamburger fast food restaurant, and asked Lei Yandao that he didn't know how to spend money and how many things he could buy.
"If there is nothing strange about this world," Lei Yan was also dazzled by happiness at the moment, and imagined happiness, "If this world is still the world I am familiar with, then I dare not say anything else, three hamburgers a day and fried chicken and cola will definitely be enough." ”
"Look, there's one in front," "Fart Spirit" heard that he could eat three meals, and he was so happy that he wanted to embrace the whole world, forgetting everything, pointing to a hamburger fried chicken restaurant called "Dex" fifty meters away from the left front, and said to Lei Yan and the others, "Let's go to that store to eat!" ”
Hale handed over the banknotes in his hand to Lei Yan and let him be the master, Lei Yan nodded at Hale, looked at the hamburger restaurant that the "fart spirit" was referring to, smiled and waved to everyone, and several people trotted all the way, running towards the most direct and immediate happiness.
Entering the hamburger restaurant, the "fart spirit" was like a fish in water, drilled indiscriminately, grabbed in front of a few guests, occupied the best position by the window for Lei Yan and others, and didn't care about the surprised eyes of other guests, waving to Lei Yan and the others as if no one was around.
The guests who didn't get a good seat were very annoyed, and originally wanted to reason with the "fart spirit", but when they turned their heads and saw three guys in night clothes, among them there were two tall strong men, and they couldn't figure out whether these guys were special police or bandits who had just robbed the bank, in short, they looked very difficult to mess with, so they had to swallow their anger and turn their heads to find another position.
"Looks like we're going to have to change our clothes," "Skeleton" pulled his vest out of his pants to look natural, looked at the guest who was looking at them just now, and said to Lei Yan, who was sitting across from him.