112, losers
Brush ten times the gift.
This is the choice of Wuzhou father and daughter.
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Yizhou, downtown, Binjiang No. 1.
Building 8, 19th floor, large flat floor.
Master bedroom.
It's rare on Saturday, but the man gets up early.
After brushing his teeth, washing his face, and taking a shower, the real man in his early thirties put on his glasses, put on his plaid shirt, and turned on the computer.
After a few glances, the man began to tap on the keyboard, adding to the already dense code building in front of him.
Behind the man, in the pale pink bed, the hostess has also woken up, but she is not in a hurry to wash, she is reclining on two piled pillows, wearing headphones, staring intently at the early morning, the most powerful mobile phone.
The work at hand must be urgent, and for a long time, the man never said a word, and tried his best to deal with the work in front of him.
The content of the hostess's mobile phone must also be very attractive, and for a long time, except for the occasional saliva during the interval, the hostess has never changed her posture.
It wasn't until half an hour later that the hostess finally put down her phone.
Next, the hostess looked up and carefully examined her bed, then her curtains, then her desk, then her wardrobe, her floor, her air conditioner......
After examining the whole bedroom in its entirety and carefully, the hostess closed her eyes and stamped silently.
Five minutes later, the hostess reopened her eyes.
Next, the hostess picked up her phone again and reopened the short video live broadcast page that she had just browsed intently.
Next, the hostess pulls the live broadcast page she just watched to the starting point, and opens a shopping platform app at the same time.
Two minutes later, the hostess spoke: "Husband, I want to change the quilt cover." ”
The man didn't look back, his brain and hands continued to fight with the code in front of him, only his mouth replied according to the natural reflex: "Huh? ”
"Here it is said that Lin Kesen's quilt cover is particularly easy to use, filtering, breathable, with minimal irritation to the skin, and the material has a ...... inhibitory effect on various bacteria."
The hostess's mouth kept moving, and the man's brain and hands were also moving, only the head and mouth naturally nodded in different amplitudes and "uh-huh-ahhhh
Finally, the hostess's words came to an end: "Then shall we buy one?" ”
The man replied in a textbook way that he had been mentally prepared for: "Well, buy." ”
"Okay, my husband is so nice." The hostess nodded, and resumed the playback page of the live broadcast that had just been paused in front of her.
After another two minutes, the hostess spoke again: "Husband, I still want to change the pillow......"
Three minutes later, the man nodded and replied, "Well, buy it." ”
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"I also want to change my desk......"
"Change."
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"The curtains have also been used for a long time......"
"Change."
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"And two nice bedside tables......"
"Buy."
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At ten minutes, although most of the energy was focused on the work in front of him, the residual consciousness still made the male owner realize that his losers seemed to be operating a major modification to his master bedroom.
Then change it......
The male host is indispensable, anyway, compared with the whim of overseas travel, and the only use is purely to compare with girlfriends and shoes and jewelry, upgrade the bedroom, at least you can enjoy half of it.
As a result, the male owner answered "change" and "buy, buy, buy" faster and faster, and more and more decisively.
After about forty minutes, after talking about the last two "sounds" and "lamps", the hostess finally fell silent for a while.
For a moment, after a short while, after about five minutes, the hostess spoke again:
"Husband, then I placed an order!"
"Well," the husband nodded, "place an order." ”
"I really ordered it!"
"Huh?" My husband was slightly suspicious and continued to nod: "Buy it." ”
"Really! That's more than 550,000 in total......"
"Well, it's more than 550,000 points in total...... Buy it. The man continued to nod.
Half a minute later, the man continued to type on the keyboard with both hands, but his head twisted quickly: "What? 550,000 ??? ”
"Huh?" The hostess who was operating the mobile phone was startled, and it took a long time to come back to her senses, and then it was also a full half a minute before she nodded slowly and hesitantly: "Yes...... yes, 5...... 550,000. ”
"550,000!" The man finally dropped the computer and rushed to the hostess: "What is 550,000 yuan??? ”
"That's what I just said...... Well, see for yourself. "It's completely different from the usual booking of air tickets and buying bags, the latter is dodging or strong words when signing up for fitness classes, the hostess calmly put the mobile phone on the quilt cover in front of her, and even pushed it towards the male host.
Looking at the mobile phone in front of him without any cover-up, without any cover-up, and even the screen was not locked, the desperate look on the man's face full of "how to treat the losers" gradually froze, and slowly became solemn, and finally slowly picked up the phone.
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Another forty minutes later.
Like the "father" in Wuzhou hundreds of kilometers away, at this time, the expression on the man's face has changed to a combination of concentration and seriousness.
"How?" Looking at the end of the broadcast of the mobile phone held by her husband, and then looking at the serious thinking look on her husband's face, the hostess cautiously asked, "It's really good, isn't it?" ”
Not bad?
That's certainly good.
The man must admit this, although he does not have the health level of the "father" hundreds of kilometers away.
However, as far as the male owner has worked hard so far, all the way from renting a private house, a small hotel, an old husband's house, a dilapidated apartment, and then buying a downtown community, a high-end residential area, and then a series of experiences in exchanging for an improved large flat floor, it is enough for the male owner to have the ability to distinguish the livability of the environment, especially the livability of the master bedroom.
This ability makes the man realize with certainty:
Although because of the natural limitations of the room type, orientation, size, pipes, wallpaper, wiring and other hardware hard installation, the loser girl wants to draw a gourd to prepare for the transformation of the purchase and replacement, and it will definitely not be able to achieve the amazing effect of the demonstration bedroom in the video, but even so, according to the video show, according to the plan of the losers, after the transformation, the bedroom of the house can definitely still make the sleep quality go up several steps.
But...... 550,000 ......
The man's heart struggled violently.
The hostess's heart was also violently worried.
After a few minutes, the hostess again cautiously asked, "Is it okay, husband?" ”
"It's not impossible." The man let out a long breath: "But there are a few conditions. ”