Chapter 214: These days, why do you think keyboards and durians?

"Judging by how you behave me and what you talk about."

Huo Qiyang replied confidently.

Ji Siran just wanted to refute, but was interrupted by him again, "This time it's not the result of Xiaozhi's theory, but my own analysis!" ”

Ji Siran's eyes still widened, "Huo Qiyang, I found that you are really shameless." ”

"Passing the prize."

Huo Qi raised the corners of his lips, returned to her and sat down, and naturally asked again, "Are you hungry, what do you want to eat at night?" ”

Ji Siran was speechless for a while when he was angry, "If you don't come here, my appetite will be very good." ”

"That's not going to work, I have to stay and eat with you."

Huo Qiyang said seriously, "Otherwise, I can't guarantee that you will eat, and you can't rest assured." ”

"Whether I eat or not has a dime to do with you!"

"Of course, if you don't eat for a long time and your body is not supported, how can you keep up with my physical strength in the future?"

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Ji Siran really wants to kick this product out directly!

I'm so angry with her, what kind of person is this man!!

"Alright."

Huo Qiyang turned his gaze and looked at her seriously, "Ji Siran, I knelt down with you to apologize, and you still don't forgive me." ”

"It's all on my feet, I'm embarrassed to say!"

Ji Siran frowned and said, "Also, don't think that I can really forgive you if you are like this, I tell you, I am not your robot product!" There are also normal human minds. ”

"I didn't say you were my robot product."

"You didn't mean to buy me?"

Huo Qiyang suddenly had a feeling that he was pierced by ten thousand arrows, but he took the initiative to send out this arrow rain!

Ji Siran looked at him, finally retracted his gaze, and whispered, "Forget it, I can't tell you about this." You'll never understand! ”

"I have such a high IQ, what can I not understand?"

Huo Qiyang frowned and looked at her, "You say!" ”

"Do you know what it means to be in love?"

Ji Siran glared at him, "No, have you ever been in love?" Do you know what a real relationship between a man and a woman is? ”

"Why don't you understand?" Huo Qiyang retorted to her with confidence, "We've all slept together, doesn't it count?" ”

"I'm your head!"

Ji Siran is now like educating a son who hates iron but not steel, "In your eyes, it's your one to go to bed, you don't care about anything else, what's the difference between you and those scumbags who lied to girls!" ”

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Scum, scumbag?

Huo Qiyang never thought that this word could be put on himself by Ji Siran.

He was silent for a while, not knowing what to say.

"So, what do you want me to do?"

Huo Qiyang asked in a low voice.

"How do I know what you have to do!" Ji Siran tilted his head, "Shouldn't this kind of thing be thought of by yourself?" ”

"Oh."

Huo Qiyang pondered for a moment, and then said, "I know." ”

Ji Siran was very skeptical about what he knew.

But she didn't want to ask more, and finally said, "You can go back first." ”

"Nope."

Who knew that Huo Qiyang still refused, "You must finish eating before leaving." ”

Ji Siran finally compromised and ordered takeout with him at home, and after eating, he really left.

However, after Huo Qiyang returned home, he let Xiaozhi float out.

"Help me search for how the pattern of ordinary people falling in love works." He commanded in a faint voice.

"Didi! Yes, master,"

Ash began to search for a smart mode, and then listed a series of love patterns.

Huo Qiyang took a closer look, and there were campus love types, domineering president styles, workplace office romances, and gentle and gentle lady types.

As soon as he finished reading it, he directly asked Xiao Zhi to pass the last one, whether it was him or Ji Siran, they had nothing to do with these two adjectives.

Soon, Huo Qiyang asked Xiaozhi to start interpreting the specific content of these love modes.

Ash slowly said in a childish voice:

Domineering president-style, generally speaking, the male protagonist is a wealthy young master with a rich and beautiful figure, and a family background, and the heroine is a little white flower that his stepmother doesn't love and his father doesn't love.

The story has to start with a night of pouring rain, this night, Xiaobaihua bumped into her boyfriend and sister together, and was heartbroken......

"Stop!"

When Huo Qiyang heard this, he really couldn't listen to it anymore.

He thought about it and sighed, "Forget it, with Ji Siran's character, she will probably choose to break the legs of the dog man and woman when she encounters this kind of thing, so that she won't run out and cry in the rain by herself." ”

Ash: "......"

The story of the ups and downs of the wealthy family was strangled in the cradle in this way.

"Let's get another one."

Huo Qiyang thought for a while, and then said, "The campus is too naΓ―ve, and this workplace office is quite close." ”

"Didi! Report to the master, this kind of plot can refer to the following TV series: My Boss; The secretary always does the wrong thing; Struggle, youth......"

After Huo Qiyang listened, his sword eyebrows frowned suddenly, "These heroines, are they all secretaries?" ”

"Didi! Report to the master, more than 90% of the workplace heroines can only be secretaries to contact the big boss day and night, so as to get the first month near the water! ”

"Forget it."

Huo Qiyang thought with some disappointment, he moved Ji Siran's woman's office to his own office, and he didn't necessarily get along with her, what is the so-called building near the water! She had more opportunities to attack herself at close range!

In the end, the things that Xiao Zhi searched out through big data intelligence did not match his and Ji Siran's situation.

Huo Qiyang had a headache and thought, why did he put up such a woman as Ji Siran!

Ash floated on the side, and the little head of the artificial intelligence was also filled with big doubts.

For the master of the god horse, he just can't find a suitable model to get along with dyeing?

And at this time, there was a barbecue stall in a food street in City A.

Lin Yu'er was stunned in her seat, still holding a skewer in her hand, and her whole person seemed to be frozen for a long time and couldn't move back to her senses.

Assistant An beside her was no better, and her always serious and calm face was full of surprise and surprise.

"Assistant An, is my phone connected?"

Lin Yu'er was blown by the cold wind on the side of the street, and then came back to her senses and looked at him and asked, "Or is someone attacking my monitor?" ”

Assistant An swallowed, "Theoretically, it's unlikely!" ”

"Then why did I actually see my cousin kneeling?!"

Lin Yu'er put the skewers in her hand directly on the table, and she was shocked, "Does my cousin have rheumatism?" ”

"According to the physical examination report, there is none."

Assistant An replied again.

"So can you tell me, why did I just see him kneeling down to Ji Siran?"

Lin Yuer still couldn't accept it, "He, he's a man!" ”

And he is also a man like God in her heart!

In order to get Ji Siran's forgiveness, he knelt down directly to her?!

Assistant An raised his head and sighed earnestly, "These days, why do you think keyboards and durians are so popular?" ”

"But he's different from ordinary people!"

"Then the president has met love, don't you want him to be an ordinary person?"

Lin Yu'er finally argued with Assistant An, so she said unwillingly, "But! ”

"Hey, you're not coming again, are you?" Assistant An looked at her, "I can't take care of their business, today's scene, we just watched it for the sake of watching the excitement and caring about their emotional progress." ”

"Besides, your monitor has been discovered by the president."

"So what!"

Lin Yu'er snorted, "Cousin, he has the face to kneel down to Ji Siran, are you still afraid that people will know!" ”

"Okay, when you get married in the future, maybe your future husband will kneel down for you."

Assistant An waved his hand, "What age, it's not a big deal for a man to kneel to his wife!" ”

"Ahhhh

Lin Yuer covered her forehead and screamed a few times, venting a little, and finally calmed down.

"Forget it, I'll eat mine, since they want to do this, then I won't care about it."

Once again, she convinced herself not to worry so much.

Despite this, in fact, she also had to admit in her heart that her cousin seemed to really have a crush on Ji Si!

"That's right."

Assistant An also comforted her and said, "Although I have heard your words many times, don't worry, with me in the future, I will let you learn to completely let go of their affairs and leave them alone." ”

"Okay."

Lin Yuer picked up a skewer again, took a bite, and glanced at him again, "Then when you get married in the future, will you kneel down for your future wife?" ”

"Ahem, a man like me will definitely be a good husband in the future."

Assistant An said confidently, "I will not make mistakes, and therefore, there will be no kneeling down to admit mistakes." ”

"Oh."

Lin Yu'er responded, thinking with some displeasure in her heart, she didn't believe that he really wouldn't make mistakes!

The two finished eating in the cold wind, and in the end, Lin Yuer didn't want to go back to the apartment, in case she disturbed the two of them, she would be embarrassed and guilty.

So Assistant Ann sent her to the hotel.

Following.

Ji Siran returned to the company, Tang Qi and others were concerned about whether she was okay, she comforted her one by one, and went back to the office.

However, Huo Qiyang hasn't come yet, I don't know what this guy is doing in the morning, and when he went out, he didn't see him at the door.

waited until ten o'clock in the morning for Ji Siran to see him coming.

It's just that this person is holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand?

Huo Qiyang almost didn't sleep all night, and this morning, he finally chose to go to the flower shop to pick a bouquet of flowers in person.

"For you."

Approaching Ji Siran's side, he directly handed the flower to her table, and said lightly, "Whether you like it or not, I will send it every morning in the future." ”

After saying that, he turned around and walked out directly.

As a result, I don't know if it's because the whole person has no energy, and when he went out, he hit the door frame!

Ji Siran looked at the position and felt a tightness in his heart.

When Huo Qiyang went out completely, she looked at a bouquet of red roses on the table.