277, Vukeder (14)

At this moment, Wu Xiaobei's remorse in his heart was abnormal, and he said secretly: You must know that the things given by Huang Zhou are so effective, I have already sealed the door through the wind and rain, and I don't have to sleep at night, and smile at the adventures of people everywhere.

"Sure enough," the woman said aloud, "it seems that I have found the right person." ”

"It's been a long time, hehe, you said that we've been talking for a long time," Wu Xiaobei said with a smile as if he had just remembered, "I forgot to ask, where are you sacred, and you are here late at night, I don't know what you are doing?" ”

"I'm the one down there, are you afraid?" The woman pointed to the ground, her eyes staring at Wu Xiaobei, as if she was serious and joking.

"In the middle of the night, meet the people 'below', you are still wearing red clothes, alas, I'm afraid of death," Wu Xiaobei grinned, raised his hands, swayed like a wave drum, made a very frightened look, and joked, "If there is anything wrong with the small one, please forgive the young lady and spare your next life." ”

"Young Master Wu is so outstanding, how can I be willing to ask for your life, haha! It's inconvenient during the day, so I can only come to disturb at night, and I hope that Young Master Wu won't be surprised," the woman in red threw a small wink at Wu Xiaobei, and said with a clever smile, "Young Master Wu is not sleepy late at night, it's really good energy, just now I was worried that you weren't interested in talking, so I played two small songs to refresh the young master." ”

"I'm a night owl, and two o'clock in the morning is when I'm at my most energetic," Wu Xiaobei tightened the biceps of his right arm and flexed his muscles, "If it weren't for that, you would have to let your Xiaoqu die." ”

The woman in red pursed her lips and smiled: "Only real gold is not afraid of fire refining, it's still rude!" As for me, I am a messenger, entrusted by the king of Yama, to ask Young Master Wu to help me do something. ”

"King Yama has great powers, why do you still use me?" Wu Xiaobei stood in front of the woman in red, spread his arms, and couldn't figure out.

"This is up to you," the woman in red laughed.

"Isn't it okay to change it?" Wu Xiaobei frowned and pouted, "A talent like me, grab a handful, you have a lot of adults, just let the little brother go!" ”

"Look at what you said, it seems to be a bad thing," the woman in red smiled very movingly, she put one leg gracefully on the other, and the jade legs exposed by the cheongsam were as beautiful as the works of art carved by Dali, "I also thought that you were an ordinary talent, and I was very skeptical about whether you could do it." But after the test just now, I found that you are really different, and this task is none other than you. ”

Hearing this, Wu Xiaobei's body twitched violently and weirdly, then covered his chest with one hand, and leaned against the wall with the other, and said, "You don't see it, actually, in fact, I have been seriously injured!" ”

"Huh?" The woman in red opened her eyes wide and watched Wu Xiaobei's performance curiously.

Wu Xiaobei turned his head slightly, seeing that the woman in red didn't react, he immediately spurted out a mouthful of blood from his mouth, and continued: "It seems that I am just an ordinary talent, and I am definitely not the person you are looking for, so let's ask for another master." ”

The woman in red laughed like a girl, applauded Wu Xiaobei's performance warmly, and smiled sweetly: "The song I played didn't shoot you with a gun, what kind of blood are you spitting out?" Listening to my songs, there are people who jump off buildings, there are suicides, and there are people who are even more insane, but I have never seen blood spraying, haha, it's amazing! ”

Wu Xiaobei saw that his performance was exposed, so he had to put away the trick, and wiped the blood on the side of his mouth with the back of his hand, while saying: "Hey, the glass was shocked all over the sky by you, and I was shocked by you with internal injuries, and blood spurted from my mouth at this time, there is nothing to doubt about this, right." ”

"That's not the case," the woman in red explained, shaking a finger and smiling, "my playing can produce infrasonic vibrations, so the glass will burst, and your internal organs are not made of glass, how can they break and spew blood?" My main test is whether your mental willpower is strong," the woman in red pointed to her head cutely and said, "It's not that you are made of glass, where do you bleed?" But your performance is vivid, and it's still remarkable, giving you six points. ”

"Wow, it's only six points, it's too low," Wu Xiaobei took the handkerchief handed over by the woman, wiped the blood stains off his mouth, and said dissatisfied, "I thought I was an Oscar winner, and now I have the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers, I'm really unwilling." ”

"Your acting skills are also important," the woman in red praised, "and it may come in handy in future missions to deal with the enemy, so I'll give you two more points." ”

"Hey, that's good, it's not bad to be a Tokyo actor," Wu Xiaobei threw his handkerchief on the coffee table in a chic manner, and boasted to himself, "Lao Mouzi has won this award, and I feel better than Taiwan's Golden Horse." ”

"Well, you have potential in your acting skills," the woman in red said with a sincere expression, "As long as you are allowed to play two more shows, your acting skills can at least be nominated for an Oscar." ”

"Your words are so exciting," Wu Xiaobei leaned back on the sofa and said with a smile, "I'm starting to want to look at you a little more." ”

"And you agreed?" The woman in red asked with a smile.

"Promise what?" Wu Xiaobei took an orange from the coffee table in front of him and peeled it one by one.

"On a mission for King Yama?" The woman in red reminded.

"No, no, I didn't promise at all," Wu Xiaobei shook his head while eating oranges, spit the kernel on the ground, and said, "What do you agree?" I don't even know what the task is, how can I agree? Ah, alas, even if I know, I can't agree, I really don't have that ability. ”

"Haha, that's right," the woman in red shook her hair charmingly and said with a smile, "Why don't I tell me the ins and outs of the matter first?" ”

Wu Xiaobei nodded and continued to throw orange petals into his mouth.

The woman put away the seventy percent smile and kindness on her face, stared at Wu Xiaobei very seriously for two seconds, and then with a flick of her right hand, a check-sized bill immediately appeared in her hand. The woman in red put the bill in her hand on the table, pushed it in front of Wu Xiaobei with a finger, and said in a sweet voice: "But I always think that money can make ghosts grind." Anything compared to money, it is a small matter, and it is secondary. After collecting the money first, and then talking about things, everything will go very smoothly. Here is a cashier's check from Citibank, a billion dollars, and only a down payment. ”

Wu Xiaobei was wearing "Ray-Ban" glasses, and it was difficult to guess from his eyes, so he glanced at the promissory note, pouted, spit out an orange kernel and said, "It's good, but I don't want it." ”

"Hey, that's a billion, and it's dollars!" The woman in red was surprised by this and said, "Is it too difficult?" Ordinary people can't earn so much in ten lifetimes. ”

"It's not too little, how can it be less than a billion?" Wu Xiaobei began to peel another orange again, and said, "I don't believe in numbers, I don't believe that it can represent so much money, which makes people unrealistic, and I don't know the promissory note, so I can't judge its authenticity." So, if you get it, you might as well take it back. ”