Circle of Friends(7)

Methanol: It's sad!

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an hour ago.

Formaldehyde, formic acid, ethanol, acetaldehyde, acetic acid, ethylene, LOVE AIDS

Formaldehyde: Big brother methanol, what's wrong? Why are you in a bad mood?

Methanol replied to formaldehyde: Because of the recent "fake wine" incident, I have been at the top of the list of the most hated substances by human beings, and the current hot searches are all negative reports about me.

Formaldehyde reverts to methanol: Ignore the reports of human beings, who make them like to drink ethanol, but they can't tell the difference between methanol and ethanol.

Methanol reverts to formaldehyde: Humans can distinguish between me and ethanol, but they think ethanol is better than me, look at the ethanol that is refined from grain, the price is much higher than mine!

Formaldehyde reverts to methanol: it is also an alcohol, why do humans like ethanol?

Methanol restores formaldehyde: After humans drink ethanol, it will have the effect of stimulating the central nervous system, and humans like this stimulation.

Formaldehyde reverts to methanol: You can too.

Methanol reverts to formaldehyde: I can, but my metabolites in the human body have you and formic acid.

Formaldehyde reverts to methanol: Oh, I see, humans drink methanol, just like drinking my formaldehyde and formic acid, they are looking for death!

Formalic acid reverts to formaldehyde: my formic acid derivatives have a high application in the field of pharmaceutical industry, don't confuse me with you.

Formaldehyde reverts to formic acid: Who hasn't had a medical effect, my aqueous solution is used by humans to soak specimens.

Formalic acid replies to formaldehyde: Speaking of which, I am reminded of the stench of formalin-soaked corpses on your body.

Formaldehyde reverts to formic acid: who do you say stink?

Formic acid replied to formaldehyde: Just say you, what's wrong? I stink, don't let me say it?

Formaldehyde restores formic acid: you stink, a sour smell.

Ethanol restores formic acid: don't get angry.

Ethanol restores formaldehyde: dissipates gas.

Formaldehyde reverts to ethanol: roll! Don't think that if humans like you, you can be a big brother.

Formic acid reverts to ethanol: Our eldest brother is methanol, he is the simplest alcohol, he is the purest.

Ethanol:...... What did I say? Why is it always me who lies the gun!

Acetaldehyde reverts to ethanol: Ethanol brother, I support you!

Ethanol reverts to acetaldehyde: Brother acetaldehyde, human beings like me, and after drinking me, they will not be poisoned like drinking methanol, in fact, it is your credit, after humans drink me into the body, I will be under the action of ethanol dehydrogenase, quickly converted into acetaldehyde, you let human capillaries dilate, together with their face and whole body skin flushed, which is what human beings call "upper face".

Acetic acid reverts to ethanol: and I acetic acid, the acetaldehyde dehydrogenase in human liver cells can turn acetaldehyde into me, and then I enter the triacid cycle, which is decomposed into carbon dioxide and water, and excreted from the body, at which time the ethanol brother is completely decomposed.

Ethanol restores acetic acid: Yes, I really don't understand, human beings do not get beneficial substances from this process, this is an energy-consuming process, which produces a lot of heat energy, and human beings cannot use it, but it increases the burden on the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

Ethylene reverts to ethanol: It may be that humans just like the initial excitatory process that stimulates the central nervous system, and as for the disadvantages of the back, humans don't think about it.

Ethanol restores ethylene: Wow, it's ethylene, your one can promote fruit ripening, promote leaf senescence, induce root growth, break the dormancy of plant seeds and buds, inhibit the flowering of many plants, and change the sex direction of flowers...... These physiological effects really make me admire.

Ethylene reverts to ethanol: I'm in nature, it's a plant hormone, and that's my job.

LOVE AIDS: Wow, what kind of friend is this? It's all simple-minded inorganics......

Ethanol replies to LOVE AIDS: Who do you say is simple-minded? You're not being killed by me batch after batch!

LOVE AIDS: OMG! 75% ethanol, my natural enemy! …… I'm in the wrong circle of friends, run quickly......

(LOVE AIDS quits the circle of friends.) ）

Ethanol: The annoying microbes are finally being kicked out.

Formaldehyde replies to methanol: Methanol brother, it has been popular recently to post an autobiography, and I want to see your autobiography.

Formic acid restores methanol: The autobiography of big brother methanol, I also want to read it.

Ethanol reverts to methanol: I want to see +1

Ethylene reverts to methanol: I want to see +1

Acetylene reverts to methanol: I want to see +1

Acetic acid reverts to methanol: I want to see +1

Methanol: Brothers and sisters, here's my autobiography.

My name is methanol, and it's the simplest saturated monoalcohol.

I was first discovered by humans from dry distillate wood, so it is also called "wood alcohol" or "wood spirit".

At room temperature, I am a colorless liquid that volatilizes the smell of alcohol.

Humanity discovered me and purified me and used me in all walks of life.

Speaking of my use, I can't finish talking about it for a day and a night, so let's pick up a few important ones to talk about.

I am one of the most basic organic raw materials, which can be used to make methylamine, diethyl sulfate, methyl chloride and other organic products, as well as pesticides and medical drugs.

I can make growth promoters that increase crop yields and keep the foliage fresh and lush, even in the hot summer, without wilting, helping dryland crops grow.

I can synthesize methanol protein, I enter the microorganism, and the methanol protein produced by fermentation is called the second generation of single-cell protein by humans, which is a substance with higher nutritional value.

I can use it as a cleaning degreaser.

I can use it as an analytical reagent: solvent, methylation reagent, chromatography reagent......

I'm also a high-performance fuel energy source that can drive a big car for humans.

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Having said so much about my uses, finally about my hazards.

I'm poisonous!

For humans, I am a strong neurological and vascular poison.

I can directly affect the central nervous system of the human being.

I was able to enter the body through the digestive tract, respiratory tract and skin.

After I entered the human body, it was converted into formaldehyde under the action of methanol dehydrogenase.

After the action of formaldehyde dehydrogenase, it is oxidized to formic acid.

Formic acid inhibits the oxidative phosphorylation process, interferes with ATP synthesis, and causes degenerative changes in cells.

Cells are degenerated and necrotic, tissues are hypoxic, and pathological changes occur.

I'm sometimes mistaken for ethanol by humans.

I'm not like ethanol and rarely get drunk.

After I entered the human body, after an incubation period of 2 to 3 hours, the human body began to show symptoms.

Mild poisoning: headache, dizziness, insomnia, fatigue, thirst, chest tightness, abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, vision loss.

Moderate poisoning: confusion, eye pain

Severe poisoning: severe headache, nausea and vomiting, confusion, blindness, seizures, coma, respiratory failure, and death.

Formic acid restores methanol: Methanol big brother, amazing! You and ethanol taste the same, but the harm to humans is not on the same order of magnitude.

Methanol restores formic acid: You also have credit for these injuries.

Ethanol: Why is it always me who lies the gun? Alas......

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