Chapter 103: You Have to Know Routines This Year (1)
I thought of Brother Hou's back, handsome appearance, infinitely close to the physical quality of perverts, and spoke a little stumbling for a while: "Hou ...... Brother Hou is an immortal cultivator? ”
"To be precise, he is a cultivator, have you heard of the five techniques of Xuanmen?" Brother Xu doted on his sister-in-law, who was choked because of the uncomfortably.
I thought about it carefully, and remembered that I had seen this knowledge in a certain supplementary novel, so I said the answer in my heart: "Mountain, medicine, life, physiognomy, divination?"
"Yo, I know a lot! It's not easy! My brother is not stupid! Brother Xu pretended to realize that I was not a fool, and shouted in shock.
I glanced at him speechlessly with black lines: "Go, go, what does Brother Hou have to do with these things?"
His faction was originally a Guannai people, and later because of the Great Revolution, some of them migrated to the Northeast, and this part is different from the ordinary people who practice the five arts of Xuanmen, they pay attention to blooming the most beautiful flowers in their limited life, although they are also through bait, Dan method, Xuandian, boxing, charms and other methods to cultivate the "body" and "spirit", seize the world, and transform, but the core idea is not to do nothing, it is to fight for desire, with nature as the main foundation, with itself as the furnace of heaven and earth, and qi and blood as the sword to eliminate evil, do not participate in nothing, do not participate in the process, only participate in the process of nothing, what you want is to live in this yang world for a lifetime, with a clear conscience. "Brother Xu rarely tells a thing in an admiring tone, even if he is not very affectionate with Brother Hou, he can show respect for Brother Hou's Dao heart in this regard.
I listened to him, and my brain buzzed, "Can we talk about something I can understand?"
"Call you illiterate, you're still not happy."
Brother Xu scolded me helplessly, and then continued: "To tell you simply, they are the group of people who like to meddle the most. The main focus on physical fitness, the ideological realm is generally not too high, and because of their own reasons, few of them have lived past the age of forty-five, especially to the generation of Hou Maniac, the inheritance is almost broken, plus some changes, Hou Maniac is more or less self-defeating, the five techniques of his generation, only he and Master Xiaoyang are left, and the rest are all dead......"
"Then how far has he cultivated immortals? Yudan? Is it a baby? "I'm stupid, I asked, according to the realm of fantasy novels.
Brother Xu was furious by what I said: "I'll give you a big mouth, why don't you snap three thunders, and directly give him a robbery, you take the opportunity, quickly recognize him as a godfather, there will be an immortal to take care of you in the future, you can also coax and coax people, and use your nostrils to face people."
"Speak well, he's not a few years older than me! I think he's a godbrother, just like you. I subconsciously hid back, seeing that Brother Xu didn't really mean to hit me, and joked with Brother Xu cheaply.
Brother Xu really didn't have anything to do with me, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Get out of the calf, the biggest failure in my life is to recognize you as an old brother."
"Hey, hey, I think I know you, and you've been bleeding for eight lifetimes." After I whispered, I quickly changed the topic: "What kind of realm is that?" He was able to smash the black stiff with his fists before, and he couldn't build a foundation! ”
"He has a very good talent, but I really don't know about the specific cultivation, probably to the stage of Neidan Zhongguan, you wait for the opportunity, you ask you Mr. Xin, he has a relationship with a madman, which is more iron than me and a madman." Brother Xu frowned, thought about it briefly, and replied to my question.
I smirked, "Hey, hey, hey...... The inner Dan is strong, and the horror is like this. ”
"Isn't it time for you to take your medicine, brother, don't you think you're particularly stupid today?" Brother Xu looked at me and complained ruthlessly.
I wiped the corners of my mouth: "No! I feel like I'm very smart today, it's just that I have too many things in touch at one time, and my head is messing around. ”
"Well, don't you ask what Nedan is?" Brother Xu was surprised that there were so many thieves in my question, why didn't he ask what Nedan was.
After I finished wiping my hair, I changed my normal face and pulled down my face: "If I knew, could I fix it?"
"I can't." Brother Xu answered me directly.
I tilted my head and said helplessly: "Then why am I still asking this?" I'm definitely not the same path as you! When will you be able to think about the hundred ghost seals, and then talk about the rest. Right! You calculate for me, how long do I have to live, Master Xiaoyang and Mr. Xin told me that I will lose my lifespan if I use the Hundred Ghost Seal, and I have used it four or five times, I don't know how much life I have, so I have a good mental preparation. ”
"I'm not very proficient in divination, your sister-in-law can calculate, but lifespan belongs to heaven and cannot be revealed, we can't count it." Brother Xu said truthfully, he is indeed not too proficient in this aspect of divination.
Since I can't get the answer I want, then I don't have to continue the inkblot, so I said to Brother Xu cheerfully and open-mindedly: "I want to know one thing, in my idol's novels, I often mention the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, does this thing exist!?"
"According to common sense, this is nothing, but then again, there are really three shortcomings. Like you, or me, and your sister-in-law, this aspect accounts for very little, and most of the three deficiencies are for people from Xiuqimen and Dunjia. After Brother Xu answered me, he scratched his head: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you don't know which three shortages are, and the three shortages refer to the orphans and poverty."
"Young, lonely, poor?" I silently recited the three words, looked up and asked Brother Xu, "What exactly do you mean?"
"Death means to die young, that is, to die early, and now few people are guilty of this deficiency." Brother Xu explained to me the meaning of Yao.
I immediately interjected to stop him and said: "Lonely, I know what it means, lonely and old, I can't find a partner, most of the male protagonists of novels are guilty of this."
"No, no, no, this orphan does not mean that you can't find a partner, but that you have no children and grandchildren, and you have no descendants to rely on." Brother Xu denied my statement, and explained the meaning of poverty: "Poverty is easy to understand, literally, it means poor, there is no money, even if you earn money, you will spend it quickly."
"Soga, according to what you say, I should be poor, I don't have money, and I can't be fast if I have money." I'm very happy in my heart, buddy, I'm not lonely, I'm not lonely, I'll be able to find a partner in the future, as for the child...... I myself may still be a child in ten years, and I can even take care of myself enough, let alone a child, so I need to think more about this.
At this time, my sister-in-law finally woke up, her eyes were half open, and she coquettishly said to Brother Xu for the first time: "Da Xu~ I'm hungry, what's there to eat."
"Gollum~" As soon as my sister-in-law finished speaking, her stomach was really gurgling.
Brother Xu touched his sister-in-law's head: "What do you want to eat?"
"Hmm~ I want to eat barbecue." The sister-in-law pouted and reported what she wanted to eat.
Brother Xu smiled and took his hand away, pointing at the five half-orcs: "Eat, we'll eat in a while, but we have to solve the matter in front of us first."
"What's wrong?" The sister-in-law's thick northeast mouth looks a little contrasting and cute at this moment.