Chapter 36: Brother, You're Drinking
The two entered a restaurant.
Zhongli slapped thirty copper plates on the table with a faint and heroic attitude.
"Man, give me whatever you can buy for thirty cents."
The man replied, took the money away, and soon served a pot of wine.
Qin Jue praised: "This guy is clever, knowing that we are in a bad mood and serving wine first." ”
He poured two glasses of wine and gave them to Zhongli Youyou.
This wine is sweet and smooth, very delicious, two of you drink a cup and I drink it one by one.
After drinking and drinking, I remembered that the food had not been served for a long time.
Qin Jue called his man to ask.
"Why have you been serving food here for so long, and the wine is almost finished."
The guy was inexplicable: "You didn't call the dish?" ”
Zhongli frowned: "Why didn't you call for food, didn't you give you thirty copper plates so that you have something?" ”
"Isn't that on?" The man pointed to the bottle of wine, "This day, the incense is thirty dollars." ”
"What?"
Qin Jue and Zhongli stood up at the same time with a scream.
Qin Jue glared at him indignantly: "Why don't you make it clear?" ”
The guy was afraid: "You said you could buy whatever you wanted, and Ririxiang was just thirty yuan, so I will give it to you." ”
Zhongli took a deep breath to calm his mood: "Then we don't want it now." ”
Man: "But you've already drunk."
Zhongli Youyou pushed half a bottle of wine in front of him: "Then let's retreat half." ”
Dude: "......"
He shook his head and said he couldn't retreat.
Qin Jue slapped his big palm on the table, the cup on the table shook, and the guy swallowed.
Qin Jue threatened: "If I say I can retreat, I can retreat." ”
The man took two steps back, and suddenly clapped his hands, and a group of fierce and vicious thugs rushed over.
The guy sneered and pointed at Qin Jue and Zhongli Youyou: "They want to find fault." ”
The thugs walked towards Qin Jue and Zhongli Youyou, and the two of them smiled stiffly and slowly retreated to the door.
"Misunderstanding, that's all a misunderstanding."
Qin Jue touched Zhongli's hand and grabbed it, and after exiting the door, he pulled her and ran, running two streets in one go, and fell tired on the street.
Zhongli sighed faintly, "Why do you encounter bandits everywhere?" ”
Qin Jue said: "I should read the yellow calendar first when I go out." ”
He tried to raise his hand to wipe his sweat, but found that he was still holding Zhongli's hand.
Pinched, weirdly soft.
Only then did Zhongli realize that he was playing with his hand, and he retracted suddenly.
Scolded: "I'm still in the mood to take advantage of me, pervert." ”
Qin Jue wanted to argue, but suddenly saw groups of people on the street walking in one direction, and he didn't know what to do in a hurry.
Zhongli Youyou also saw it, she grabbed an eldest lady and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
The eldest lady said: "Today is Shi Shenye's birthday, and we all go to Shi Shenye to pray for blessings." Shi Shenye is very spiritual, and every time on his birthday, people from all over the country go to worship him. You can tell Shi Shenye if you have any wishes, such as being promoted to an official and making a fortune, having a prosperous business, having many children and grandchildren, and making a windfall from the sky. I won't tell you, I have to get to Shi Shenye at noon. ”
The eldest lady followed the crowd away, and Qin Jue and Zhong Li's eyes showed a strange light.
Zhongli Youyou made a look of disinterest.
"I don't think it's credible to go and ask for it, and it's better to ask God than to ask for it. If you want to be promoted and make a fortune, you don't have to rely on your own efforts, lie in bed all day and wait for money to fall from the sky, even if you ask for thousands of times, it is useless. I don't believe that Shi Shenye has such a spirit, you don't believe it, right? ”
Qin Jue hurriedly waved his hand.
"Why, I don't believe it. Shi Shenye is really so spiritual, and Chen Zhixian, a scumbag like Chen Zhixian who will only make things worse for the people, doesn't know how many times he has died. You say, don't you? ”
Zhongli Youyou breathed a sigh of relief and nodded yes, and then pointed to the street corner on the left: "I just drank a little too much, I'm going to sober up, do you want to go together?" ”
Qin Jue shook his head with a sincere smile and pointed to the street entrance on the right: "I'm also a little bit up, I want to blow the wind here." ”
"I'll see you later."
"I'll see you later."
*
The stone god is just a stone statue, standing on the flat ground halfway up the mountainside, the incense burner in front of it is filled with incense and candles, and the open space around the stone statue is full of people kneeling and praying.
On the outermost left side of the human floor, there was suddenly one more person.
It was Qin Jue.
He crouched on the ground and peeked around, then at the stone statue before kneeling.
Pray in a low voice: "Please God Shi to bless me from being a prince in the future, not having to be an emperor, and not marrying Zhongli Youyou." Bless me for finding the thief and getting back 100,000 taels. ”
The two men who were kneeling beside him looked up at him, looking puzzled.
"In these days, even crazy people know to pray to God and worship Buddha."
"The madman doesn't really know what he's asking for, and when he sees everyone coming, he comes."
Qin Jue: "......"
On the outermost right side of the human floor, a person also came.
It's Zhongli Youyou.
She cautiously looked around before bowing down to the stone statue.
Pray in a low voice: "Please God Shi bless me from marrying the third prince in the future, not having to be the crown princess, having a free marriage, and finding a wishful husband who loves me and loves me and only likes me." Bless me for finding the thief and getting back 100,000 taels. ”
A middle-aged man next to her turned his head to look at her, then leaned over slightly and sniffed.
He asked her, "Brother, have you been drinking?" ”
He still had the smell of alcohol on his body, and it was not strange for him to know it, Zhongli nodded faintly.
The man asked again: "You didn't eat peanuts when you drank, did you?" ”
Zhongli Youyou felt that he was a god, he knew this? The guy cheated her for thirty dollars and didn't even give her a peanut with wine, and wanted to beat her.
"How do you know?"
The man sighed and shook his head: "If you eat some peanuts, you won't get drunk like this." ”
Zhongli Youyou: "......"
*
Qin Jue descended the mountain from the left, and Zhongli Youyou descended the mountain from the right.
Coincidentally, the two met at the mountain pass.
Qin Jue: "......"
Zhongli Youyou: "......"
After the embarrassment, the two pretended to be casual.
"Hahahaha, what a coincidence, I just wanted to go up the mountain to see the scenery, but I didn't expect to meet you."
"It's such a coincidence, I'm also going up the mountain to see the scenery."
Each other's cheeks are as thick.
Qin Jue pointed to the mountain: "Then do you want to go up now?" ”
Zhongli Youyou said no: "I don't think there is much scenery to see on the mountain." ”
"What about going down the mountain?"
"Let's go."
On the way, Zhongli asked Qin Jue quietly: "We don't have any money now, and we can stay in the inn for one night, what should we do next?" ”
Qin Jue: "Continue to look for thieves." ”
Zhongli glanced at him faintly: "We don't have a place to eat, drink or live, can we find a thief to eat?" Can it be drunk as water? Can you live as an inn? ”
Thinking of the next tragic situation, Qin Jue drooped his head.
"So what do you say?"
"Of course, it's looking for a job. Now I want to find the thief, unless we can find a place where we can eat and live for nothing, and we don't have to pay for it. ”
Suddenly, there was a crisp and broken "bang-" sound of porcelain behind him.
The two turned around and saw a young man standing in front of them with a shocked face, his hands in the air.
Underground is a pile of cracked porcelain tiles.
When the young man saw them turn around, he seemed to recover from the shock, and cried out, "You have smashed my antiques. ”