Chapter 34: Why Are You Deaf All of a Sudden?
The surrounding cries fell silent.
Suddenly it became silent.
Qin Jue, Zhongli Youyu Gopher and the other six looked at the silver in front of them, and then looked up at the surrounding villagers, only to see that they all looked over with a pair of eyes shining with tears.
This vision made Qin Jue and others feel that they were robbing money.
Qin Jue suddenly pushed the silver two in front of Zhongli Youyou: "You can take it." ”
Zhongli Youyou pushed the silver two in front of the gopher and the others: "You can take it." ”
The four of them shot at the same time and pushed the silver two far away, as if it was something terrible.
Ah Niu said, "We don't accept it." ”
Listening to such miserable cries and cries, whoever collects the money will feel as hateful as a thief.
Whoever is thick-skinned will accept it, but fortunately, the six of them are quite thin-skinned.
Zhongli Youyou said: "Since we all don't want it, then everyone will divide the money according to the proportion of their own losses, these cows, pigs, chickens, etc., you can also discuss this division." ”
I don't know if they cried enough or Zhongli Youyou's suggestion, after she said this, the villagers stopped crying, wiped away their tears one by one, and then thanked Zhongli Youyou and the other six over and over again, saying that they are better than the Bodhisattva's heart, and they will be rich and noble in the future.
The villagers cried and laughed, and then it was time to deal with the bandits and the cottage.
Everyone discussed, anyway, the bandits were almost dead, and those half-dead people were going to die sooner or later, so they simply burned the bandits and the cottage together.
There is no need to worry about the corpse of the bandit, nor does it need to keep the cottage for the latecomers to occupy the air.
The dust settled, and Qin Jue, Zhongli Youyou, and the four of them were about to leave, but they were pulled by Li Zheng and had to send a pig to them as a reward.
When they thought of the villagers' tears, they naturally didn't dare to ask for it, but the villagers stopped them and said that if they didn't accept it, they wouldn't let them go.
Qin Jue said: "Give us a pig, we can't take it away, you better keep it for yourself and sell it for money." ”
A fat man came up to him and said, "I'll help you get it, and you can put it in your stomach and take it away." ”
*
The stars are shining and the moonlight is moving.
On the open ground of the village was a freshly roasted roast pig, golden and golden, and the fragrance could be smelled for miles away.
There were six people sitting next to the roast pig, it was Qin Jue, Zhongli Youyou, and the gopher Ah Niu A gust of wind and multiple swords.
Qin Jue took a dagger and cut a piece of roast pork and bit it, the uncle's craftsmanship was so good, the roast pig was better than the imperial chef in the palace.
He wiped a handful of oil from the corner of his mouth: "I'm going to take my uncle back to the inn and ask him to cook food for me." ”
Zhongli, who was holding a pig's trotter and gnawing on it, glanced at him and said vaguely: "You yourself are almost out of place to live, and you ask your uncle to cook for you, eat too much roast pig." ”
Qin Jue looked at the four of them: "With the four of them here, are you still worried that you won't be able to get the money back?" Rest assured, they will find the thief. ”
Gopher Ah Niu put down the roast meat in his hand at the same time with a gust of wind and many swords, and said in unison with a slight apology: "We don't dare to guarantee." ”
Qin Jue and Zhongli were stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that the roast pork in their hands was not fragrant.
Zhongli Youyou suddenly kicked at the shelf, and the roast pig fell to the four gophers, and they all reached out to catch them, and they were frightened to think that she disliked them for not being capable, and just about to apologize, they heard her say angrily: "It's all to blame on that dog official." ”
Qin Jue straightened the shelf, pulled another pig's trotter and glanced at her dissatisfiedly: "If you are angry, you will be angry, what are you angry with pigs?" ”
The gopher wiped the non-existent sweat from her forehead and asked her, "What's wrong with that dog officer?" ”
Zhongli Youyou said: "If it weren't for the collusion between that dog official and the bandits, causing the villagers to rob us of our money, we wouldn't have encountered thieves when we escaped." Because of the dog official's inaction, the thief will be so rampant, and I am inseparable from the dog official. ”
Thinking of the 100,000 taels that were stolen, Qin Jue was also irritable.
"We're going to teach that dog officer a lesson."
Gopher: "I'll dig a hole in the middle of the night and steal him out for you to teach you a lesson." ”
Niu: "I'll lend you my fist." ”
A gust of wind: "I'll fly to catch him and teach you a lesson." ”
Duojian: "I lend you the sword." ”
Zhongli turned his head away and looked directly at Duojian.
He has red lips, white teeth, big eyes, a straight nose, and skin like jade, worthy of the title of son.
Her gaze was too hot, and Duojian blushed at her and lowered her head shyly.
Qin Jue felt that she was out of character, and hurriedly shouted over there: "Hey, hey, hey, he is a man from a good family, you look at what others do like this, you think that people are as thick-skinned as you." ”
Zhongli Youyou suddenly reached out and touched the face of a multi-sword hand, and said with a smile: "It's just you." ”
*
After spending the night in the village, all six returned to the city and separated in the streets.
To teach the inactive dog Guan Zhixian is of course not as simple as beating him, it is too cheap for him. Qin Jue and Zhong Li Youyou went to find out his bottom first, so that it was easy to start.
The two passed through the alley last time, and saw the big black mole and the peach blossom mole cuddling and hugging there.
The big black mole kissed the peach blossom mole, and the peach blossom mole pushed him coquettishly: "I hate it, I have only come to see people for so long, and I only care about the tigress who is at home with you." ”
The big black mole hurriedly shouted obediently: "Don't be angry, although I don't accompany you, isn't it better for you to have my silver to accompany you?" More than a thousand taels, what are you still angry about? ”
Peach Blossom Mole immediately smiled: "For the sake of money, I won't be angry with you." Master Chen, you can tell people this time, where did your money come from, huh? ”
She said and kissed the big black mole on the face, and the big black mole was full of joy.
"I'm telling you, don't tell anyone that the money is the filial piety of the nearby bandits."
Qin Jue and Zhong Li glanced at each other, it really didn't take much effort to get it, the big black mole turned out to be the dog official magistrate.
Zhongli rubbed her hands excitedly, she already knew how to teach this dog a big lesson.
The peach blossom mole looked at the big black mole with admiration: "Lord Chen, you are so powerful, even the thieves are afraid of you." ”
The big black mole was proud, and he held his head high: "Of course, Lao Tzu is the emperor here." You've got all that money, right? Don't be stolen. ”
"It's still in the old place, I'll take it to you."
The peach blossom mole pulled the big black mole and turned around to enter the house, and suddenly saw Qin Jue and Zhongli Youyou.
I saw the two of them supporting each other and turning away, and one said, "Why did you suddenly become deaf, how will you live this day in the future?" ”
Another said: "You have been blind for so long and have lived until now, it should be no problem for me to live when I am deaf." ”
The two went further and further.
The big black mole glanced at their backs and said, "Two fools are nothing to look at, you can come into the house and see me." ”