Extra: Xiao Xiaoxiao's title (4)
"Hmph, Zhou Tingyu is going to call my aunt!" Xiao Xiaoxiao is arrogant, although her family is poor, she has a greasy younger brother.
My brother is in hand, and I have it in the world!
Xiao Rui had a cold face and said seriously: "I asked people to check, Zhou Tingyu's ancestor and Emperor Taizu are in the same village, surname, and clan, but they have already come out of five suits, so it is polite for him to call your aunt and grandmother, if he doesn't call it, it is reasonable." ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao was stunned all of a sudden, why did his younger brother even go to check on this matter?
"You're still looking this up?" She asked, dazed.
"Of course", Xiao Rui walked with his hands behind his back, and said as he walked, "No matter what you do, you can't be brave, so you can't fight unprepared battles." ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes wide and asked, "This is also what your mother said?" ”
"This is what my father said, my father is a big hero, and so is my mother, so will I be in the future!" After Xiao Rui finished speaking, he strode away, leaving Xiao Xiaoxiao in a messy wind.
She'd never seen such a stinky kid.
This child must not have experienced the frictions of life, such as her, who is so poor that she can't even afford to eat pork, and has to work as a child laborer since she was a child, counting money every day.
However, following my brother is really exciting!
Unfortunately, reality is always a different imagination.
For example, now, in Xiao Xiaoxiao's imagination, she was going to fly up and break in, but Xiao Rui took her around the back, outside the back wall of Zhou Tingyu's house, he pulled out a clump of grass, and a hole appeared behind the grass.
Xiao Rui pointed to the hole and said, "Climb in from here." ”
"What? Hey? How do you know there's a hole here? "Xiao Xiaoxiao thinks it's amazing.
"Uncle Biscuit marked it on the map, there is a hole here." Xiao Rui said.
"But don't you think it's strange? Why is there a hole here? Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that this matter should be cautious, she had heard that hunters would dig a pit and put a clip in it, and the beast would fall into the pit with one foot in the air, and if it was caught by the clip, it would not be able to run away.
Xiao Xiaoxiao had never seen a hunter's pit, but she felt that this hole was almost the same pit.
Xiao Rui disdainfully: "This should be a dog hole." ”
Dog hole? Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that his younger brother was really tired, how did he think that this was a dog hole, wasn't Zhou Tingyu's family too poor, so poor that they had to live in a broken house?
Regardless of whether this is a dog cave or not, from this day on, Xiao Xiaoxiao decided that Zhou Tingyu's family was very poor, especially poor.
Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't know that compared to her poor family, everyone in the world was poor, and even her grandfather and uncle were not rich.
The hole was very small, and Xiao Rui and Xiao Xiaoxiao climbed into it without much effort, but the four attendants couldn't get in, and one of them was still stuck in the hole, and the three companions had a lot of effort to drag him out of the hole.
In any case, Xiao Xiaoxiao and Xiao Rui, the younger brothers, finally entered Zhou Tingyu's house.
Zhou Tingyu's injuries have healed, he is practicing boxing in the yard, there are only two servants next to him, seeing Xiao Xiaoxiao and Xiao Rui who suddenly appeared, Zhou Tingyu couldn't react for a while, and more importantly, he didn't know the two of them.
"Who are you?" Five-year-old Zhou Tingyu walked with a horse step, his fists clenched, and put on a posture that could be ready to fight.
Xiao Xiaoxiao was very angry, she pointed to her nose and said, "You don't know me? ”
Zhou Tingyu's fat bun face wrinkled, and he said disdainfully: "Of course I know you, you are a female thief!" ”
So, in this inexplicable atmosphere, Xiao Xiaoxiao won her seventh title "female thief".
She pushed Xiao Rui: "Beat him for my sister!" ”
Five-year-old Zhou Tingyu ushered in his first opponent in his life, four-year-old Xiao Rui.
This great battle soon reached the heavens, and even the emperor knew about it.
Because Xiao Rui beat Zhou Tingyu until his nose was bleeding, and one of his front teeth was lost.
This battle of the century alarmed many people, and the initiator Xiao Xiaoxiao thought that Zhou Tingyu's father would definitely take the opportunity to blackmail, and she took out her little pig and was ready to lose money.
But Zhou Tingyu's father didn't come to sue like last time, but begged for Bai Lie, and insisted that when Xiao Rui returned to Xi'an, he would bring Zhou Tingyu with him.
Xiao Xiaoxiao understood, this is entangled with others, is there anything more shameless than Zhou Tingyu's family?
They even have to chase them to other people's homes, eat other people's food, drink other people's food, and let them raise their sons for them?
Is there any reason for this?
Xiao Xiaoxiao decided to sue the royal court!
In front of the emperor's grandfather, she used her three life-killing moves, one crying and two troubles...... Roll around!
The emperor's grandfather finally had no choice, and the final result of this matter was that when Xiao Rui left Beijing and returned to Xi'an, he not only brought Zhou Tingyu with him, but he also brought Xiao Xiaoxiao.
On the day of leaving, Xiao Xiaoxiao's father hugged his daughter and cried thousands of tears, and he told Xiao Xiaoxiao word by word: "Girl, it's useless to be a father, it's a father who can't protect you, you must remember when you arrive in Xi'an, go to Baiji Beef Shop and Wenji Mutton Shop to eat, don't give money!" Also, when you see good-looking aunts and aunts, as long as you mention your father's name, they won't bully you, by the way, when you see Xiao Rui's father, bite him a few more times while he is not paying attention, you are a child, he doesn't dare to beat you, remember? ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded vigorously and wrote down all her father's words.
The saddest thing is the imperial grandson.
He has been on hunger strike for several days, and he wants to go with him, but the emperor's grandfather and father will not agree, and the worst thing is that on the fifth day of his hunger strike, the snack box he hid under the bed was found by his mother!
His crown princess smiled at him, smiling and pinching his fat face: "I'll just say, how can you still gain weight on this hunger strike, right, my son is smarter than others, and he looks like a promising person." ”
How terrible!
He wanted to go to his father and cry, but in the end he didn't.
His mother is too fierce, and his father doesn't dare to mess with his mother at all.
Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green. The six-year-old imperial grandson opened his red and swollen eyes from crying, and watched his younger siblings and little nephews embark on the road to Xi'an.
"Father, why do you want Xiao Xiaoxiao and Xiao Rui to go to Xi'an together, can't they be in the capital?" The imperial grandson asked.
The crown prince smiled, touched the head of the imperial grandson lovingly, and said, "Because that is the place where Gu and your aunt, as well as your seventh uncle and Aunt Tong grew up, and we were there when we were as old as you. ”
"But why can't I go, I'm a kid too." The more the imperial grandson thought about it, the more aggrieved he became.
The crown prince sighed, and looked at his son's gaze more gently: "You are different, you have your responsibilities since the day you were born, so you have to stay in the capital and learn how to bear these responsibilities, one day, when the emperor's grandfather and father think that you have the ability, they will let you out, go to the northwest, go to Yanbei, go to Jiangnan, and see the mountains and rivers of Daqi with your own eyes, and the people of Daqi." ”