Brother Xu was quite dissatisfied with Brother Erman's behavior, and was ashamed to be with Brother Erman: "Look at your cowardice."

"Cut, what do you like to say, that's my second uncle, it's impossible for me to scold my second uncle, you won't bother to drop, I won't be fooled by you." Brother Erman raised his head from under the table again.

Brother Xu wanted to continue to taunt him, but at this time, a breeze stroked Brother Xu's cheeks, and Brother Xu felt that something was wrong, but subconsciously glanced at his sister-in-law first, and saw that his sister-in-law's face was solemn, and his eyes looked straight out of the window.

There was a man standing one meter eight tall outside the door, he did not wear the black hoodie of the past, but with a set of casual clothes, wearing a white tourist hat, the brim of the hat was pulled down, covering his eyes, his hands were in his jacket pockets, his left foot was on tiptoe, his right foot was out, and there was a "person" hanging behind his back.

After Brother Xu and his sister-in-law's attention were all on him, he drew a circle with his left foot and kicked with his right foot, like a cerebral thrombosis patient walking into the store.

I was as if I was blind, I didn't notice him at the first time, and said to my sister-in-law stupidly: "Sister-in-law, isn't your fairy family usually at home?"

"Yes, they usually have their own things, only a few are left at the entrance of the hall, there are pilgrims for emergency use, and when something really happens, they will rush to the hall to report the horses, and they will go to their mountain one by one to call them." My sister-in-law didn't squint, and answered my questions calmly.

I finally realized the strange place between my sister-in-law and the other, turned my head to look at the door of the store, and saw that the person who came was Jin Shiyan during the day, and the "person" behind his back, the one who beat me up and kicked Brother Erman a few nights ago.

"Brother, sit tight." My sister-in-law patted my palm on the table and comforted me not to be excited, not to be afraid.

I clenched my fists, I don't know whether I was scared or angry, my body shook uncontrollably, and I was lined up by my sister-in-law, so I was a lot more stable, gritting my teeth to stabilize my emotions, after all, I was hard steel, and steel couldn't be for him.

Jin Shiyan walked in front of us with great difficulty, and Brother Erman sensibly jumped off the chair and ran into my arms to make room for him, and he sat directly on the chair without any embarrassment.

"Coming?" The sister-in-law greeted Jin Shiyan who was sitting in a chair, and her tone was a gentle greeting.

Jin Shiyan nodded and didn't say much, his eyes looked around, facing Brother Xu and his sister-in-law, but he didn't have the calmness when facing me.

The sister-in-law smiled charmingly, she was sitting in the main seat, and moved the wine dispenser that had been poured in advance less than 1 cm forward, and said politely: "It stands to reason that the old fairy family is here, we should be seven miles away, eight miles to welcome, ten miles and one mile and a bridge court, but we are now in poor conditions, and we have not prepared those face-saving efforts, there are three cups of white beam water, if you want to continue to pull with us, you can have a drink with me, if you can't pull with us, we will have a bowl to smash the bowl today, a cup to smash the cup, pull the flagpole and shake the flag, Do a big job, and see the real chapter under your hands. ”

Now my sister-in-law gives me the feeling that she has no intention of talking about it at all, and I wish he had dropped the wine glass on the table and dried it directly, saving a lot of wasted words.

However, the plot did not go as I thought, Jin Shiyan nodded to his sister-in-law, lifted a wine dispenser, swallowed the liquor that could have two taels and the degree was as high as 55 degrees, and after drinking it cleanly, he slapped the wine dispenser on the table.

Under my observation, I found that Jin Shiyan's face was red, it was just a general physical reaction, the essence of the real liquor was sucked away by the "people" behind him, and the "people" behind him smiled when he drank it, and he lost the deep hatred and hatred he had before.

One night before, Brother Erman gave me the knowledge of this science, in fact, the third master Hu, that is, the eldest brother of the wild fairy world, set a rule, saying that all immortals who go out to do business can't touch wine!

But I can't suppress the greed of some immortals, so this mouthful!

As long as you don't drink and get drunk, you can't find the way back to the mountain after finishing your errands, don't get drunk and fall asleep in that haystack, no one cares.

And what kind of etiquette is used, it is actually based on the physical habits of the first horse, for example, the first horse can't smoke, so the immortal family won't want to smoke. If the first horse can't drink, then the immortal family won't take the initiative to drink.

What if you don't smoke or drink?

The fairy family naturally has a way, and it's always okay to drink saliva and rest your feet, so almost all large bowls of clear tea will be used.

Except for this time, my sister-in-law only didn't prepare a big bowl of tea, as if she wanted to use the strength of the wine to let the other party's immortal family do something.

The sister-in-law made a gesture of please, but her tone was aggressive: "This first cup, the fairy family drank it, and this second cup, you have to drink it, and you can tell the truth if you drink too much."

"Good!" Jin Shiyan readily agreed, lifted the second wine divider, and drank the same amount of wine in one gulp.

The "person" behind it, the first cup of expression is a smile, the second cup of belly, he sucks away the essence, the strength of the wine is up, from the eyebrows and smiles to cry without tears, especially like people drink too much, want to find someone to tell the bitterness in their hearts, but look up and find that there is no one around them, let alone a confidant who can make a heart, put down his face, and the bitter wine enters the throat and hurts.

The sister-in-law made a gesture of invitation to the third wine dispenser: "This third glass of wine is for me to honor you alone, to respect you for a hundred years of Taoism, for your hundred years of Taoism is not easy to come by, and to respect you for a hundred years of Taoism is ruined."

"I'll drink!" Jin Shiyan's speech changed from one word to two words, retched, and drank two taels of liquor with a hard head, it is estimated that if it weren't for the "person" behind him, these six taels of liquor would have cost him half his life.

The third glass of wine in the stomach, the "person" behind him began to cry silently, crying, the body began to slowly merge into Jin Shiyan's body, when the "person" figure behind disappeared, completely melted into Jin Shiyan's body, Jin Shiyan began to cry loudly, the one who cried was called a grievance, the one who cried was called a sad one, and the one who cried was called a sad one, and the loud sound shook my ears.

When my sister-in-law saw this scene, she sat down again with satisfaction, and sighed: "This bundle of people is tied up for five points, people speak human words, and immortals speak fairy words." This bundle of people is tied to seven points, people have thinking, and immortals have fairy thoughts. This bundle of people is very ten, it can be regarded as the real upper body, the old immortal family, keep the wrist and leave the name, what kind of etiquette is used? ”

"I don't have a wrist to be famous, I live in Hutou Mountain, my British name, and I have a golden treasure." Now Jin Shiyan's voice sounded hoarse and mocking, and the end of every word he said was a, not flat, as if he wanted to provoke something to do.

The sister-in-law nodded: "Old Immortal, what do you want to use, after you use it, you will open your mouth and let out the sound of the tiger, if you have a complaint, I will listen to it."

"Orchid bar." Jin Shiyan simply spit out three words, then stopped talking and waited for his sister-in-law to follow.

The sister-in-law understood the meaning of his words, put the black wooden cigarette stick in front of her hand, took out a cigarette from the Harbin cigarette box, tore the cigarette paper to shredd, revealing the tobacco leaves inside, and crushed the tobacco leaves back and forth with the fingers of her right hand, and the whole thing was slightly broken.

After rolling, my sister-in-law picked up the black wood cigarette stick with her left hand, put the tobacco leaves into the pipe with her right hand, and then poked the tobacco leaves with her little finger, which was not too solid.

After making the tobacco leaves, the sister-in-law raised the black wood cigarette stick obliquely with her left hand, held the cigarette holder, and took out the lighter from her pocket with her right hand, and the lighter was aimed at the pipe and lit the flue-cured tobacco.

While roasting tobacco, she smacked the cigarette holder with her mouth, and when the tobacco was completely burned, she let go of her mouth, spit out a puff of heavy smoke, turned the cigarette stick, and handed it to him with her mouth.

The smoking rod is much more fierce than smoking a filter cigarette, I once tried to use a hard box Changbai Mountain as a tobacco leaf, only one puff, so that the suspension did not knock out my lungs, too choking, too strong and too spicy.

On the other hand, Jin Shiyan was playing with his life as if he was nothing, more energetic than his sister-in-law just now, and after a while, a strong smell of tobacco spread throughout the house.