Chapter 20: Fooling the Child
"How could it be...... So similar? β
As soon as Wu Yuan's words came out, Zhou Xiaoyi, who was beside him, smiled slightly and said, "Of course they are, they are twins, the eldest was born a few minutes early, called Yiyi, and the younger one is called Qingqing." β
"Is this their full name?" Wu Yuan asked.
Zhou Xiaoyi smiled and said, "Of course not, Yiyi and Qingqing are called Qiu Nianyi and Qiu Yiqing respectively, and they said that they were given names by their father, which is very good." β
"Nian Yi...... Yiqing...... A good name indeed. Wu Yuan nodded.
After saying this, Wu Yuan fell into deep thought.
What Wu Yuan said was not that the twins that Zhou Xiaoyi understood looked alike.
It's that the faces of the two little girls are too much like his ex-girlfriends!
That girl is Wu Yuan's first girlfriend, and she is also a girl that Wu Yuan will never forget.
Wu Yuan and the girl were classmates in high school, and there was a relationship between him and that girl for a while, how to say it, maybe it was because he was young and didn't know what to do, or it could be said that people were stupid and couldn't tell between love and hate, in short, the two spent a period of time together after they were together, and then because of their own reasons, the two never contacted each other again.
The familiar Lian resurfaced in his mind, and Wu Yuan's heart felt a little trembling.
After adjusting his mood slightly, Wu Yuan left the room and went downstairs, took out a bag from the trunk of the car, and returned to the room.
"What is this?" Zhou Xiaoyi asked curiously.
"Coaxing children, what, you want it too?"
Wu Yuan glanced at Zhou Xiaoyi, and then walked to the bedside with the bag on his own.
Wu Zimo saw Wu Yuan coming over with a bag, and he didn't figure out what the master was going to do.
Wu Yuan came to the bedside, took out a chocolate bar from the bag, and then smiled and tempted the two little girls in the bed: "Yiyi, Qingqing, do you want to eat snacks?" β
Snacks?!
Hearing Wu Yuan's words, the two little girls immediately opened the quilt, sat up, looked at the chocolate bar in Wu Yuan's hand with bright eyes, and couldn't help swallowing their saliva.
Wu Yuan saw that the two little girls were hooked, and then shook the bag with it, and said with increased temptation: "Do you want to eat, there is a big bag of snacks here." β
The two little girls were very greedy when they saw Wu Yuan's dangling bag, and finally Qingqing couldn't help it, stretched out her cute little hand and begged Wu Yuan: "Uncle, Qingqing wants to eat snacks." β
Wu Yuan's face suddenly darkened, and he said, "Call my brother." β
At this time, Wu Zimo suddenly interjected: "No, Master, they call me brother, and if you call your brother again, it will be a generation!" β
Wu Yuan turned his head to look at Wu Zimo, and spit out a word with a smile on his face: "Get out." β
"Okay."
When Wu Zimo heard this, he decisively took a few steps back and stood in the corner.
Wu Yuan then flickered the two little girls and said, "Yiyi, Qingqing, my brother will give you snacks, but you have to answer your brother's question first." β
Qingqing was the bold and lively one among the two sisters, and replied decisively: "Okay, okay, uncle asked." β
"Call it however you want." Wu Yuan was very helpless when he heard the little girl call him uncle again, and then asked, "Can you tell my brother why you are so afraid of my brother?" β
After listening to the question, Qingqing first looked at Yiyi.
Then Qingqing replied with some fear: "We saw you, uncle...... You killed someone. β
After listening to Qingqing's answer, Wu Yuan's whole body was stunned.
Then, Wu Yuan turned his head and looked at Zhou Xiaoyi and Wu Zimo with unkind eyes.
Zhou Xiaoyi took out her mobile phone very decisively, put it on her ear, and then pretended to call.
Even though she knew that Wu Yuan knew that there was no signal when the end of the world broke out, she still swaggered out of the room like this.
Wu Yuan turned his gaze to Wu Zimo.
Wu Zimo's heart tightened, he didn't have the cheeky ability of Zhou Xiaoyi, so he had to stand there and laugh awkwardly.
Wu Yuan no longer paid attention to the two of them, but made a note in his heart for the two apprentices, Zhou Xiaoyi and Wu Zimo.
Next time you find a chance, be sure to fix them!
Wu Yuan thought in his heart.
Wu Yuan took the snacks in his hand to the two little girls, and then explained: "Yiyi and Qingqing, you misunderstood my brother, my brother is fighting monsters, and they are all monsters." β
"Then are you the Monkey King?" Qingqing's eyes lit up when she heard Wu Yuan's explanation.
At home, he likes to watch the animated version of Journey to the West, in which Sun Wukong can fight monsters!
The corners of Wu Yuan's mouth twitched, and he could only explain: "Brother is not Sun Wukong, but my brother is also very good at fighting monsters, you know that those monsters just now were scared by my brother, but my brother didn't kill them, they accidentally fell like that." β
After listening to this, Qingqing said as if she didn't understand: "Oh, it turns out that my uncle didn't kill anyone." β
After speaking, Qingqing said excitedly to Yiyi: "Yiyi, uncle didn't kill anyone, those bad guys turned out to be monsters, uncle was fighting monsters, and monsters also fell by themselves when they became like that." β
After listening to this, Yiyi blinked her big watery eyes, and asked Wu Yuan innocently, "Really?" β
Wu Yuan saw that the two little girls believed it like this, so he had to force a smile, and then said stubbornly: "Yes." β
Ahh
Ah, what can I do then, that's all for the sake of it.
In order to let the two little girls stop being afraid of Wu Yuan, they can only stabilize these two little girls first.
If this situation is true, it is a roar that will go wrong.
Wu Zimo was embarrassed for a while.
I thought to myself that my master wouldn't be a human trafficker before, right?
How can you fool a child so that his face is not red and he is not panting?
Zhou Xiaoyi was hiding outside the door at this time and eavesdropping, and when she heard this conversation, the corners of her mouth kept twitching.
Big flicker and two innocent silly girls, it's unlikely that you won't be deceived......
Since Wu Yuan said that he could fight monsters, the two little girls kept asking Wu Yuan to tell them the story of Wu Yuan fighting monsters while eating snacks.
Wu Yuan had fought monsters there, and he had no choice but to borrow the copyright from the zombies in his heart, and then tell the story of his previous life and the zombies' combat experience and adventures.
Of course, there must have been some optimizations in this to make it a child-friendly version.
Otherwise, if you tell the two little girls what flesh and blood are flying, it is estimated that the image that has just been established will collapse immediately.
Because it is Wu Yuan's own personal experience, even if it is optimized, when the story itself is authentic, it is naturally very attractive to the ears.
Zhou Xiaoyi, who was eavesdropping outside the door, and Wu Zimo, who was on the side, were attracted, and they listened with relish, so they almost went up to Wu Yuan to ask questions.
After eating snacks, the two little girls felt tired after listening to Wu Yuan's story, and fell asleep sweetly.
Seeing that the two children were finally asleep, Wu Yuan took a long breath, and then beckoned Wu Zimo to leave the room.
When he opened the door, Wu Yuan saw Zhou Xiaoyi sticking to the door and eavesdropping.
Then there are two eyes to four eyes......
Zhou Xiaoyi smiled awkwardly, then stood up straight and clapped her hands back and forth, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Hehehe, that ...... I just came to see if the kids were asleep, just came, just came, hehehe. β
Wu Zimo covered his mouth and held back his laughter, he was afraid that Wu Yuan would stare at him again.
Who knew that the master would not glare, but the "master" glared at herself viciously.
There was no way, Wu Zimo could only put down his hand, bit his tongue, and tried his best to make himself unable to laugh in pain.
Wu Yuan smiled slightly, and then ......
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In the yard.
The bodies of those people had already been cleaned up by Wu Yuan and Wu Zimo and burned them.
The charred corpses were still by the river not far away.
In the shade of a tree.
Wu Yuan didn't know where to find a rocking chair, holding a thermos cup in his hand, and the cup was soaked in a mix of chrysanthemums and honeysuckles.
From time to time, I took a sip and gently shook the chair, making a "squeak" sound.
It's so pleasant.
Not far away, Zhou Xiaoyi was holding a wooden board high with both hands, her left foot raised, her right foot on the ground, and she was swaying in an independent posture of the golden rooster, and from time to time she glanced at Wu Yuan, who was enjoying it, and her heart was extremely unbalanced.
On the other side, Wu Zimo held his glaive sword high with both hands, pierced the standard horse steps, under the crotch of his pants, I don't know where it came from, put an iron basin, a few pieces of wood in the iron basin were burning, Wu Zimo was sweating profusely, his heart was miserable, and his eyes were full of begging for mercy when he looked at Wu Yuan.
Wu Yuan smiled at this, took another sip of chrysanthemum tea, and then spit out the chrysanthemum leaves that he drank into his mouth.
This looks like an old rural cadre.
Putting down the thermos cup in his hand, Wu Yuan took out his mobile phone, looked at the time, and could only sigh helplessly.
It was already four o'clock in the afternoon.
I originally planned to farm some zombies early and go back before five o'clock.
However, because of this series of emergencies, precious time was delayed.
There was no way, Wu Yuan could only give up today's plan.
And because of the fact that there are three more children, Wu Yuan also had to replan his next actions.
Wu Zimo is not a big problem, if only his appearance, then he with the power of protection will not only not affect his original plan, but also add a big help.
But with Nianyi and Yiqing, it's different, these two children have no combat effectiveness at all.
Wu Yuan didn't think about letting them become Zhou Xiaoyi's guards and gain strength.
But looking at those two identical faces, and the familiar face resurfaced in his mind, Wu Yuan never made up his mind to let them get involved in danger.
It's better to follow behind you, be happy, and grow up ordinary.
Wu Yuan thought about it, but he didn't come up with any better way for the time being, so he could only think about it first.
He plans to take everyone back to school tomorrow, after all, there is no electricity or water in this hellish place, and he has to go to the river to take a shower, so he should go back to the dormitory to be comfortable.
Wu Yuan shook his head, no longer thinking too much, but put away his phone, got up and walked towards Zhou Xiaoyi and Wu Zimo.
Wu Zimo and Zhou Xiaoyi saw Wu Yuan coming over, and hurriedly controlled their respective movements, trying not to shake too much.
Wu Yuan first came to Zhou Xiaoyi's side, stretched out his hand to help her arm, and said: "Letting you do the golden rooster independent action is not to retaliate against you, but to let you exercise how to control your body balance."
As a gunner, if you can't perfectly control your body and make a movement with the slightest precision, it is difficult to give full play to the advantages of firearms in battle.
The key to the independence of the golden rooster is to concentrate the mind, control every part of the body through the brain, and obey its own commands. β
After speaking, Wu Yuan withdrew his hand.
Zhou Xiaoyi's body is no longer shaking so much.
Wu Yuan then came behind Wu Zimo, raised a foot and pressed it on Wu Zimo's shoulder.
Wu Zimo couldn't hold it anymore, and he almost had to sit in the brazier with his ass.
Fortunately, Wu Yuan stretched out his hand to help him, and then he trembled and persisted.
Wu Yuan's feet pressed on Wu Zimo's shoulder, and he said slowly: "Let you take a horse step, the main purpose is to train your lower plate, to see how hard your lower plate is, even if you have the strength comparable to the Chosen One at this time, but if you rely on the level improvement to strengthen your physique, you will eventually come to an end."
This power can certainly strengthen your physique, but the more you go to the back, the more difficult it is to improve, only day after day, persistently practice ancient martial arts, can you achieve through the outer way to improve yourself.
Don't underestimate Zamabu, this is the wisdom of the ancients to this day. β
After speaking, Wu Yuan walked back to the shade of the tree and lay back on the rocking chair.
Wu Yuan told Wu Zimo that this power was comparable to the Chosen One, but he did not tell Wu Zimo that he was actually comparable to the Divine Lander.
Because Wu Yuan knew that the husband was innocent and guilty.
Wu Yuan still didn't know if there were any other Freelander at the moment.
If not, then I am the only one, say it, let those who have a heart hear it, and directly reach the ears of various big forces or national forces.
After another investigation, with his current strength, even if he is promoted by ten levels, he is undoubtedly a proper guinea pig.
Even Wu Zimo, the apprentice who was his guard, might suffer.
Therefore, Wu Yuan didn't plan to let anyone know about the god system and freelander for the time being.
Thinking of this, Wu Yuan felt that he was okay and fine, and looked at his information panel boredly.
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γFreelander Infoγ
Freelander: Wu Yuan
Freelander Weapons: Dual. Silver Fang (firearms), Horror Beasts (firearms);
Freelander Accessory Equipment: Dark Ring (1 Cubic Meter, 0 expansions), Cursed Mirror (not upgradeable), Prometheus' Gift (Available times: 1);
Freelander's personal attributes: 41 (Strength), 46 (Agility), 41 (Spirit);
Freelander Level: 13 (1/90);
Freelander Soul Points: 199 (count);
Freelander Guard: Wu Zimo (apprentice);
Freelander Talents: Hunting (Level 1, 0/100);
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"Huh?"
Looking at the information on his panel, Wu Yuan made a puzzled sound.