Chapter 50: Duan Chao Nuan's mouth
said that people change their faces quickly, who can catch up with this warm change of face, a second ago he was still laughing there, laughing so much that he couldn't control himself, and now his face is miserable and miserable, so worried.
If it weren't for the flash of light in this girl's eyes, Chang Rong felt that he might really be frightened by this guy.
At present, the master who shouted "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable" was caught in a dilemma by Duan Chaonuan, and he didn't leave or stay, but he also had to play the role of a pioneer role model for his immortal wind and dao bones who were outside the world, and he couldn't be as knowledgeable as this little girl.
Because the little girl said, "Dao Chief, it is not strange to say that those who don't know, I will say it casually, and you can listen to it casually?" ”
Then blinked her big eyes that sparkled and sparkled, she really looked like a little girl who didn't know the world, but the words she said were so much that people wanted to vomit blood, and she had to smash her teeth and swallow it in her stomach.
"I said big brother, you haven't finished wiping your hands yet, you've been wiping them for a long time, I see that the skin on this hand is going to be wiped off by you, what can't you touch, we won't touch it, it's dirty, it's small, what if it's allergic!"
Duan Chaonuan ignored the scarlet eyes of the woman who was shackled by Chang Rong's palm, and his resentful expression continued to mend the knife.
"Ahh ”
After the words fell, Duan Chaonuan opened his small bag, took out a piece of breezy green tea-flavored wet wipes, snatched the paper towel in Chang Rong's hand, and threw it into the trash can not far away, slowly tearing open the independent packaging of the wet wipes, as if he was treating some rare treasure, and carefully wiped Chang Rong's palm clean.
Chang Rong only felt that his palms were wet, and when he looked down, he found that the woman was holding a wet wipe, wiping the messy powder of the dry powder in his palm with gentle and slow movements.
That's it, it's a little unforgiving.
"Look at it, if I wasn't here, you might have to go out to wash your hands, and then go around and around, delaying our time, time is money, time is life, such a truth is understood by three-year-old children!"
"Also, since you rely on this to eat, your hands are so important, how can you do it?"
"Not to mention that the family is a little girl's family, it is a mother-in-law in her seventies and eighties, we can't do it directly in a hurry, and the problem of upbringing should find her father to find her mother, you beat people for no reason, and you don't say anything about it, and it's not good for your reputation, but you have to waste paper towels, destroy forest resources, and it's a big disadvantage to environmental protection~"
I don't know how this mouth looks like, it's obviously the upper lip and the lower lip, the standard configuration of red lips and white teeth, why does this also bring this matter to the perspective of sustainable development?
"What if," Duan Chaonuan's tone deliberately dragged out when he said this, with a worried and frightened face, he successfully captured the hearts of the few people present, "Which one of them uses your excuse to have any dirty thoughts about you, and what kind of secret retaliation, won't we lose money?" ”
Chang Rong didn't expect to say anything about losing money, but he felt that this girl, one by one, was here under the banner of being good for herself, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai everywhere, which was terrible!
"It's all my fault, blame me, I shouldn't have taken you to wade into this troubled water," Speaking of this, the voice of the sad relatives gave people the illusion, mistakenly thinking that the one who was still preaching just now, and she was left with heaven and earth to say that the person who kept saying was someone else, "Look at it, we finally got acquainted, and I was insulted by my sister after a trip, how can I go to see the little sister who kissed him~"
This posture is about to cry rhythm, Chang Rong looked at his palm very clean, but this person's movements are still non-stop, and there is a feeling that the mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of buildings, why do you suddenly feel that it is not worth it, so I slapped the woman for the sake of my little sister, and suddenly I felt that it was not worth it.
It seems that it is more appropriate to hand it over to the person in front of you!
At this moment, Duan Chaonuan doesn't know the measurement in Chang Rong's heart, it is just a simple roar when he sees injustice, and he will move his mouth when he should move his mouth, after all, in modern society, if you directly hit someone, you may be sent to the hot search on Weibo, and the day after tomorrow you will be pulled into the blacklist of the matchmaker world.
"Also, can I ask you a question, there's a sentence I don't understand lately."
And you don't understand, this girl?
It is estimated that the truth of the world can make you say it all, and there are still questions that you don't understand?
Although Chang Rong thought so in his heart, he didn't show a smile on his face, "Ask." ”
"I've always known this sentence, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, is there any connection between the upper and lower beams?"
Listen, is this a question that a man can ask?
Whoever uses a common saying to discuss the relationship between the upper and lower beams, which clearly means that the one who was slapped by Chang Rong is inseparable from his master known as "Immeasurable Tianzun"!
"Because of this house beam problem, there is a kind of learning, the upper beam is not correct, how can the lower beam with the upper beam as an example not be corrected?"
But this doesn't seem like a question that people can ask, and they answered it seriously, and the explanation is called a clear and clear, concise and generous language, so that people really can't find anything wrong.
"That's it," Duan Chaonuan pretended to be suddenly enlightened, "Then if you pretend to be stupid on the beam, will you think that you are a big man at this time, and then you don't know that you are crooked?" ”
Chang Rong hadn't figured out how to answer this question, but he felt the moist feeling in his palms pull away, and the round little head under his nose glanced at the fat and strong one behind him, "Dao Chief, do you think what I said is reasonable?" ”
If he pretended to be stupid now, Duan Chaonuan would suspect that the two in front of him couldn't understand people's words.
"Reason, reason, self-reason."
"Xiaozhu, hurry up and apologize to Changrong Heavenly Master, you don't look at what your identity is, everyone knows that the relationship between the two Heavenly Masters of the Three Qingguan is very good, so if the Heavenly Master is insulted by you casually, you deserve this slap to you!"
It's really too late.
If you wanted to apologize, you would have said it a long time ago, why wait until this time, Duan Chaonuan felt that this kind of swaggering Taoist was still a complete fool.
"There is no need to apologize," Chang Rong said in a cold voice, and stopped the woman's words with an expressionless face, "I'm not a generous person, since I insulted my junior sister, wait for karma!" ”
This sentence of "karma" made Duan Chaonuan raise his eyebrows, which is related to karma?
"This Miss Sun has lost her soul, and I will summon her soul later."
Chang Rong glanced lightly at the one lying on the hospital bed, and waved his hand to make a decision.