"Ash ...... Nail fungus? ”

Shen Yan stood in front of the bathroom mirror in a daze, poking his mouth with a stick. I suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a dirty thing on the nail of the middle finger of my left hand.

He quickly stopped brushing his teeth, flushed and scrubbed vigorously...... However, the gray-black color is still stubbornly entrenched in the nails. No, it should be said that the gray protruding color spot is obviously the color of the nail itself.

"I remember that nail fungus is a contagious disease, it can't be true, right?" A little frightened, so that the sleepiness after he got up was swept away. "But it looks really gray", after Shen Yan repeatedly checked and confirmed that he washed it vigorously and then checked and confirmed, he had to admit a cruel fact - the nail of the middle finger was not stained with any dirt, but really turned gray, and the color distribution was very uniform......

There seemed to be a middle-aged man's gloating and hysterical cry ringing in his ears: "I have nail fungus, a contagious two!" If you want to ask how to treat it, use XX in the morning and evening! Ah~ Sooner or later use XX!". The memories of the advertisement could not be clearer, giving him another heavy blow to this not very happy morning.

"Maybe it's just the color of the nails turning gray, not necessarily the nail fungus." Shen Yan muttered to himself with luck, and knew in his heart that it was unlikely. But then I think about it, it's a weekend, but I still have to work overtime - and it's a business trip! The mood is even more depressed.

"My life...... Alas~ There are too many unfortunate things encountered, and there are so many ups and downs in life that I don't know how to count. He habitually began to complain in the mirror, maybe practice makes perfect, and the tone was as vicissitudes as there were, "God, you can't do well old man, try to pay attention to others?" Get out of your narrow and closed social circle and benefit more sentient beings - is it funny that you always stare at me alone? ”

"I'll just ask if it's interesting!" By this time, the basin was full, and he finally shouted a final sentence to the mirror, and then a fierce man plunged his head into the water. It wasn't until he couldn't hold his breath that he raised his head with a "ha". Then he shook his head vigorously like a lion, and threw the wet droplets on his sideburns everywhere.

Just when he admired how handsome he was in the mirror, he couldn't get enough of it.

The door to the toilet was pushed open from the outside.

"Shen Yan, what are you doing? Dragging. A tall, fair-skinned young woman with only a small inner strip on her body rushed in with a pair of hazy sleepy eyes. She didn't care about Shen Yan standing in front of the mirror at all, she went straight around him, pulled Xiao Nene down, and sat directly on the toilet.

"Uh~" The small splashes that exploded on her ass in an instant made her pretty little face wrinkled into buns!

"Shen Yan, you got water everywhere again!"

The woman's apricot eyes widened and she accused, her hands clenched into fists and trembling slightly, and she didn't know if it was because she was too angry, or if the coldness had not yet dissipated. But thanks to the cool blessing of her ass, she also broke free from the entanglement of drowsiness. Then there was an uncontrollable, embarrassing ......

Shen Yan grinned and fled from the toilet in a flash, and his girlfriend's angry battle roar came from behind, "Shen Yan, I'm going to break up with you!" Parted! ”

"Okay, as long as you're happy." Outside the toilet came a weak answer. Then there was the sound of heating breakfast, packing up backpacks, and finally in the sentence "It is forbidden to go to the door to make a date after breaking up, remember to lock the door when you leave", someone hurriedly went to work.

*****

"Xiaofang, I'm going to break up with Shen Yan!"

Looking at the back of Shen Yan hurriedly going to work from the window, his girlfriend was angry! Don't apologize? She bit her toothbrush and took out her fruit phone, crackled and dialed her best friend. As soon as the phone was connected, he began to complain, from Shen Yan snoring when he slept to not washing his hands after going to the toilet...... Of course, the most important thing is to abuse her ass, and Shen Yan's countless evil deeds poured towards the other end of the phone like a tide.

A few minutes later, there was an even snoring sound on the other side of the phone.

"Xiao Fang!"

"Eldest sister, do you know what time it is?" There was a frantic shout on the other side of the phone, "People worked overtime until the early hours of the morning yesterday, and you just fell asleep when you called, and if you harass me like this, I'm going to have irregular menstruation!" ”

The opposite side is also a female man, and if she is an ordinary person, she will probably have a big drop of cold sweat on her forehead at this moment when she hears such a bear.

However, is Shen Yan's girlfriend an ordinary person? She has obviously long been immune to her best friend's toughness. She came out of the toilet, put her hands-free phone on the table, and stretched out her little paw to grab the breakfast bun, while grinning back, "It's okay, it doesn't hurt." If you are really blocked, let my family Shen Yan give you all the information, and I approve this matter. ”

"Really?" The voice on the other side instantly rose an octave, obviously coveting her family Shen Yan for not a day or two.

"Dream on, little! I've seen through you a long time ago, and I'll test you out at once. Shen Yan's girlfriend bit the bun domineeringly, "Die, if you break up, I will cut it off and take it away, and I will never leave it to you." ”

"Cut, fool me with this again." Seeing that there was no seam on the egg, the other side suddenly lost his spirit, and lay down lazily again, "You don't have to preach it everywhere, I also know that you are a psychopath...... I know all day long that showing off your little fresh meat is handsome and practical, and you have nothing else to say except this? ”

"Hee-hee, are you envious?"

"Envy...... What a fart! Don't you think it's very cruel to say this all day to an IT female migrant worker who usually 996 and occasionally works overtime until the early hours of the morning, so that she has bad skin, haggard face, no emotion and no time, and can't hook up with men and no men? The other party seemed to have woken up or something and added, "Do you treat me as a tree hole or a best friend?" ”

"Ahaha~ Who let you show off your car, house, and salary all day long, your monthly salary is tens of thousands more, and you marry a handsome and rich husband, I am also very envious."

Is there a difference between a tree hole and a girlfriend?

This issue cannot be discussed, nibble on the buns, and immediately change the topic. "I'll tell you, this breakup may be true," the little face biting the bun wrinkled into another bun, "My mother said that Shen Yan is good-looking, what's the use, no matter how handsome he is, can he be handsome." She thinks Shen Yan has no money, so she wants to send me abroad to study in graduate school, and marry a domineering president or something in the future...... My mom has been getting younger and younger recently, and she has started to read the heroine's hegemony article. ”

"Haha~ Your mother is a fan of TF! It's so funny, I laugh to death. The "tree hole" on the opposite side was poked and laughed, and he rolled on the bed happily, and continued for a long time. "That's right, your Shen Yan is a small civil servant, and he gets a dead salary. But even then, your mom is too lenient, right? Everyone is a young person, how can you conclude that there is no future, don't bully the poor young people don't know? Tell your mother, quit the marriage now and slap your face in the future. ”

"Take that little word away, our family is a big civil servant." Shen Yan's girlfriend was silly with her best friend, and she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with complaining about her mother.

"Don't listen to your mother, although the salary of civil servants is low, the job is stable, and there is a lot of time to take care of the family, and what if you embark on a career in office! When your family Shen Yan becomes a big official, in the future, your children will be able to drive luxury cars and bubble up beautiful eyebrows, and if something happens, they will say, 'Who dares to arrest me, my dad is Li Gang', and ask you if you are handsome! ”

"Your child's surname is Li," because they were too familiar with each other's character, Shen Yan's girlfriend quickly picked out the slots without delay.

"I'm afraid he has no hope for his career...... Alas, let me tell you, half of the reason I broke up with him was because of this, my old Shen is too unmotivated! Go home after work and play games, work is just a mess! And he has a good face, he doesn't give gifts to the leaders during the New Year's holidays, and I am worried that he can only be a small civil servant for the rest of his life. It's been a good fool in the past few years after graduation, and after a long time, my mother will definitely turn her face, and my in-laws are contradictory, do you know. ”

"In-laws...... There are too many slots in this word. In fact, men are like this, they are very naïve in the first few years after graduation, and when they encounter setbacks, it would be better to be a few years older. The girlfriend who didn't have a boyfriend on the other side pretended to be very experienced and said, "Besides, isn't your fresh meat a 'specialty'...... Last time you said that the leader of their unit was a woman? Necessary sacrifices, well, you get the idea. ”

"Phew! Disgusting! I won't let my old Shen touch that old woman! I'm a 360-degree all-round guard, and I want to hit my old Shen's idea, not to mention the door, there are no windows! Not to mention leaders, girlfriends can't do it. ”

"Don't get me involved...... Wait, how did you step on your tail? I'm not going to be right, right? The girlfriend on the opposite side suddenly fell asleep, and was ready to listen to a big gossip with a hundred times more energy. Unspoken rules, this must be unspoken rules! When she thought of her best friend boasting all day long that "her old Shen" was going to be unspoken rules, she was so excited that she was numb! I can't even sleep. The only regret ...... It would be nice if the leader of Shen Yan's unit was a handsome guy, two beautiful men like this and that, 100% perfect.

"It's not right," Shen Yan's girlfriend lay on the breakfast table softly, leaning her face against the mobile phone to speak.

"That woman has a husband, works in the ministry of the capital, and I heard that the future is great...... But that's not the crux of the matter! The problem is, you know, the leader of her father is the mayor of our city, and she is afraid of being sick at home, so she finds a unit to work...... You said that she has a good life but has to work, she is not idle Mimi! You are a second-generation who doesn't bully men and women, don't pretend to be forced to slap your face, don't travel around the world, don't hoard land and speculate in real estate, even if it's really idle Mimi, can you go to the capital to accompany your husband, what kind of civil servant should you be! Those who sit in the office all day long will have hemorrhoids! ”

"Huh?" The girlfriend listened with a confused face, there are no unspoken rules? Since there are no unspoken rules, why are you so explosive?

"Ahh Let me tell you, unlike enterprises, their public institutions are rotten and rotten! Since the mayor's daughter has occupied the position of section chief, she doesn't want to be motivated. No matter how well the people below her do it, no one will want to be promoted unless she waits until the day she doesn't want to do it. If you want to be transferred to another department, you need a way. Of course, hugging her thighs is also a way, but my old Shen is reluctant to ...... I'm not happy either! ”

"Tsk, that's a snow-white golden thigh." The girlfriend snapped her mouth twice, and suddenly realized that there were a lot of things to complain about. "That's not right, Xiaoyu. You see, now your old Shen already has a tsundere big-breasted girlfriend, a mysterious and elegant girlfriend and best friend, and a top boss who is the mayor's daughter...... And his parents are dead, and he has no car or house! How did I smell the smell of a decadent urban harem ambiguous online text? Could it be that your fresh meat still has a hidden identity as the king of soldiers? ”

"It's still a killer! I just want to ask, who are you talking about 'mysterious and elegant girlfriend best friend'? "Shen Yan's girlfriend's complaints are always as sharp as a flying knife, and they can poke people's lungs along the radio waves.

“…… Chen Xiaoyu, you can't make friends like this, you know? "The other side vomited three liters of blood, let me secretly boast that you will die? Didn't I already compliment you on your tsundere and big breasts! Hmph, there's definitely no sagging curse in between.

"And what do you think I'm going to do?" Hurry up and change the topic, otherwise you will stage the headline of "girlfriends turn against each other and kill each other on the street".

"Coaxing, men are like monkeys, they have to cultivate conditioned reflexes. Like what...... Every time he improves, do you unlock a new pose and reward him? After a long time, it was trained. So says the emotional expert who doesn't have a boyfriend.

"Raise your hand."

"Okay, just ask."

"The posture has already been unlocked, how can it be broken?"

“…… Hang up! My eldest aunt is here and is distressed and needs more rest. "The empty, lonely and cold single IT woman has to be forced to stuff dog food, how can she live this life.

"Don't, dear, I'm not going to mess with it anymore." Chen Xiaoyu begged for mercy again and again at the half bowl of porridge on the table, and he didn't feel good at first glance. "Honey, do you go on, apart from this?"

“…… Then you, then you can make suggestions in hindsight. According to the analysis of psychological experts, it is said that after running errands, men have a faint sense of guilt towards women in addition to wanting to sleep. At this time, women make requests, as long as they are not excessive, they can generally get satisfactory answers. "Emotional expert turned gender expert is back online.

"Well, I can't use it."

"Why?"

"At that time, I was setting off fireworks, and my consciousness was blank."

"Toot-" The other party's phone has hung up, and the single dog said that he is tired and doesn't want to deal with you anymore.

"Oh, Xiaofang, you're really useless, you have to use the old way in the end!" Chen Xiaoyu dropped his mobile phone, grabbed the last bun in the bowl, counted the folds of the bun and said. "Break up, don't break up, break up, don't break up, break up...... Then let's separate for a while, it's all providence. She found a piece of paper, wrote a breakup letter with teeth and claws, and finally didn't forget to note-

"If you dare to mess around during this time, I'll cut you when I come back! (Draw scissors)"

So they broke up.

As for breakup text messages? Of course, I will send it to him before I get on the plane - when he can't get through the phone, can't find anyone, doesn't think about tea, doesn't want to eat, and regrets the gradual widening of his belt, I will know how important I am Chen Xiaoyu!

Perfectly planned!

*****

Modern men and women, warm together, free and easy.

What's more, Chen Xiaoyu originally planned to take a short vacation, think about it and stimulate someone at the same time, so she didn't need to be sad - she was even a little proud. I simply packed up my belongings, didn't even take away the tooth jar and toothbrush, and left the community with a fashionable trolley suitcase. Most of the things in this room were bought by her and Shen Yan jointly, and if they really broke up, she had to call a moving company.

Chen Xiaoyu walked on the road, and did not forget to call his girlfriend, twittering how wise and decisive he was. So much so that on the other side of the phone, the girlfriend with dark circles wanted to die. Chen Xiaoyu, who was patronizing the phone, didn't notice it at all, and at the same time as she left, as many as a dozen black SUVs drove from several main roads one after another, gathered around the community, and blocked all the main roads in the community.

A large group of people in black suits got out of the car, put their hands in their pockets, and outflanked Shen Yan's residential building in a tactical squad.

"That live-in girlfriend who seems to be the target, do you want to control it?" In the car, which was only one road away from Chen Xiaoyu, someone asked.

"No, we have only one goal." The other decisively rejected his suggestion. "In the drawing room, outsiders can die at any time, don't do anything superfluous. Always remember...... God, watching us! ”